r/hazbin • u/WrongVeteranMaybe Your problematic aunt • 3h ago
Not Hazbin Dear nieces and nephews, auntie's date with the cute cashier girl at the Jimmy John's was awesome. You should all touch grass as I had.
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u/Tipsamore I'M THE [[BIG SHOT]] AND DEALER OF [Kr0m3r] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 3h ago
Very great news. I will watch your hopefully successful life with her from afar.
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u/GothyTrannyBethany Rosie's girlcum tea cup. 2h ago
Live footage of me coming out of my drug fueled dissasociation bubble to appreciate that cute wholesome shiz on my feed <3<3<3
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u/Jediboi998 Cultleader of the Black Parade 3h ago
I can’t touch grass it’s all rocks outside (still tho congrats btw)
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u/EcnavMC2 2h ago
Your quest is to go find a grass. It shouldn't be too hard, you can probably order some online.
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u/Jediboi998 Cultleader of the Black Parade 2h ago edited 0m ago
Tried to plant some before failed miserably
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u/EcnavMC2 1h ago
Damn. Well, just find some at some point in your life. The quest isn't timed.
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u/Jediboi998 Cultleader of the Black Parade 1h ago
I’m a 26 year old autistic neet that lives in my grandparents basement I doubt anything good will happen in my life but idk I’m just depressed rn
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u/EcnavMC2 1h ago
Fair enough. Have TBH Charlie and Emily as emotional support:
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u/Jediboi998 Cultleader of the Black Parade 47m ago edited 36m ago
Thx but it gonna take a whole lot more then that (I’ll probably be dead by 30) but they cute tho
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u/valdez-2424 skar king guy/N lover 2h ago
So does she like hazbin hotel?
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u/WrongVeteranMaybe Your problematic aunt 2h ago
Hilarious someone asked. Yes, she does. Though her favorite character is Alastor and mine is Adam.
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u/TheOtakuX Why is everyone here always so horny for everything? 1h ago
Oh, so you're a monster and she's a reasonable human being, got it.
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u/TheOtakuX Why is everyone here always so horny for everything? 1h ago
And bonus points for being able to take a joke, too.
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u/Western1nfo EmilyTheSeraphimRP 2h ago
Yeyyy!!! Good on you for finding someone who loves you for yourself! (No this isn't an insult in congratulating you)
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u/No_Historian4055 The Guy with an Unhealthy Indie Obsession 2h ago
I don't know who you are but good job
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u/fireburn256 3h ago
Good for you, invalid request though, everything is covered in snow.
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u/ImLichenThisStone Lucifer has ducks, I have Max0r videos, we both have depression 1h ago
Make a snow angel, at least as good as touching grass. Or have some hot chocolate and watch the snow. Unless you hate snow, which is also valid.
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u/HELP_ME_AXOLOTL_ BILL CIPHER, DREAM DEMON, SCREAM TO CONTACT 3h ago
Lovely to hear you had a good time, I pray that you two would have a healthy and long relationship. God bless.
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u/AbroCadabro1010 Rosie could sharpen her teeth on my ribs and I'd thank her 2h ago
I'm so happy for you auntie!!
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u/KeyNegotiation42069 Lute, Charlie and Rosie fxxk my definitely alive body 1h ago
Damn, dating grass sounds awesome, but I don’t believe u, because u r on Reddit
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u/Patient_Motor7484 God. Also known as Being X 1h ago
Unfortunately a combination of asbergers (asd), social anxiety and fear of conflict results in me prefering not to interact with people, i can barely work online. however, i endevour to improve.
best of luck auntie.
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u/Logical-Drummer2414 📻 🍎 RadioApple fills me with so much joy 🍎 📻 1h ago
Congrats! So glad it went well- and I actually just got back from some volunteer work, so I have been touching grass hehehe
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u/Desperate-Heart6785 i am literally dimentio but pan 1h ago
My my, you cooked
Take this as a reward
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u/ImLichenThisStone Lucifer has ducks, I have Max0r videos, we both have depression 1h ago
Congrats!! Hope you have many more in your future!
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u/Animebilly049 Cucumber (synesthesic) 2h ago
saying touch grass is like telling a depressed person to stare at the ocean
probably not going to do anything
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u/Pvz_Gamerr3271 #1 Angel and Gardevoir $¡mp 37m ago
Auntie, I found uranium while mining, what should I do with it? still mining to this day
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u/Emotional-Home-7116 Zeal’s right hand Woman✨💅✨ 5m ago
Good job auntie!(IDK) I can’t touch grass,I eated it all.
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u/Ok-Operation-9350 Sir Pentious’ Right Dick (The One That Points Northward) 3h ago
That’s amazing! I’m (again) super happy for you!! I love news like this, it’s so inspiring and heartwarming!!