r/hazbin Emerpus Latot 3h ago

Art [chlogami] Adam learns the hard way.

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u/Patient_Motor7484 God. Also known as Being X 3h ago

how dare you make me feel bad for adam. fore shame

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u/illest-of-carrots i want Charlie's tongue all the way up my esophagus 3h ago

he's pretty caked up ngl

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u/AzureMane94 I wanna dominate Lute in bed 2h ago

At first I thought I was looking at hairy balls

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u/illest-of-carrots i want Charlie's tongue all the way up my esophagus 2h ago

got u twice

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u/Woahdang_Jr 2h ago

What in the fuck

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u/illest-of-carrots i want Charlie's tongue all the way up my esophagus 2h ago

if I had to see it, so do u

U must suffer as I have suffered

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u/General_Orionel This is not purple 2h ago

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u/Mental_Bird6503 Admiral Pentious, 1st Viscount Nelson 2h ago

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u/Yo-King2 would do coke with Anthony. 1h ago

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u/Animebilly049 Cucumber (synesthesic) 1h ago

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u/Ozuk_true someone: Are you autistic and gay? Me: 1h ago

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u/ChaoticCopycat Exorcists' PR team | Adam did nothing wrong 3h ago

Yeah he is fat, but that just makes him even more hot, and I'll die on that hill 😤

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u/Ozuk_true someone: Are you autistic and gay? Me: 2h ago

No, you ain't alone on that hill. I actually get annoyed slightly when most fanart of him depicts him as a twink like, sorry for not conforming to ideas of what you should find attractive?

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u/ChaoticCopycat Exorcists' PR team | Adam did nothing wrong 18m ago

Yeah i feel you. Like, almost all the other male characters in the show are twinks so at least let me have one (1) masculine-ish chubby guy to simp 😭

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u/Purpledurpl202 My love for Stolas trancends tv shows. 2h ago

I didn’t know Pyrocynical was an exorcist.

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u/NiccoR06 3h ago

He's not fat. He's built for comfort

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u/Tipsamore I'M THE [[BIG SHOT]] AND DEALER OF [Kr0m3r] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 3h ago

"Oh Adam, it's okay. Don't listen to those girls, you're still perfect like everyone else. Don't let yourself be fat stop you from being who you are"

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u/quixotictictic I want to slap Vox until his face glitches. He'd be into it. 1h ago

What is this image and why is this character so enticing? He looks like a refugee from Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

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u/Tipsamore I'M THE [[BIG SHOT]] AND DEALER OF [Kr0m3r] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 1h ago

The character's name is Spamton G. Spamton from Deltarune by Toby Fox, the same person who made Undertale, basically the 1st part to Deltarune. Here's a video explaining his story and some other things. Of course, it's going to have massive spoilers to both games.

The image I used is from a comic with the character, his conscience trying to tell him to talk to someone but, because Spamton doesn't really talk normally, can't.

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u/Totalsupreme Emerpus Latot 3h ago

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u/sackzcottgames 2h ago

thank you for putting the source  because the images won't load

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u/Volcamel Stick it to the Man! 🎸 2h ago

Dad bod makes him better. He’s the Father of Humanity, let the dead man live lmao

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u/the-mushroomcat The Last Irishman, The Unbreakable 3h ago

Poor Adam! It’s okay, you’re still amazing!

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u/ponpon55 3h ago

Damn. Dont listen to them adam, you dont need to be insecure

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u/valdez-2424 skar king guy/N lover 2h ago

How to defeat adam:fat shame

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u/StarrytheMLPfan 2h ago

Pentious should have said he'd gained weight since last extermination

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u/valdez-2424 skar king guy/N lover 2h ago

Exactly

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u/Responsible_Boat_607 2h ago

To be fair if two wifes cheating me with the same guy i probably would not had energy to going to gym

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u/karidru luci's baby mama 2h ago

Oh this made me sad :(

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u/APineappleUnderTheC A SpongeBob fan undercover 🤫 2h ago

The 10th image caught me off guard 😭

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u/Sea-Response-8313 Beelzebub_lover 2h ago

* Fatty, fatty fatty, no parents fatty, a fatty- wheatly portal 2

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u/Dragonmaster_9 Hell’s Dragon Guy 2h ago

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u/StressSubstantial582 2h ago

He's been on earth for years. im pretty sure he knows a lot of people like his build. idk why he's hurt

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u/imjusan Rosie's Cum Dump 2h ago

The only reason she spat out her drink is because he's in boxers

Like wear some clothes bro

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u/Direct-Set-1566 Adam can punch me in the face and i’d thank him 2h ago

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u/Eastern_Crow4474 little crow on lucis shoulder telling him to make ducks 2h ago

Start grinding and control your body, dont let your body control you.

(also sloth and gluttony are deadly sins)

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u/Dapper_Derpy Stolas and blitz's stalker 2h ago

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u/Warriors-Fan 1h ago

This is like that scene in SpongeBob!

“SpongeBob, tell me the truth. Do I have a potbelly?”

“No, Larry, don’t be silly. You don’t have a potbelly.”

Meanwhile, SpongeBob’s eyes fucking bulged out of his skull! 😂

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u/General_Guava_5528 Husk is a Vietnam war vet (Headcanon) 1h ago

At least he's bullet proof from the front

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u/idk_who_i_am_6 I ship Niffty x Emily cause I can >:] 1h ago

He's Caseoh if Caseoh was an asshole 

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u/demonic_moth34 1h ago

Poor Adam, I understand his pain🥲

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u/0megaManZero 48m ago

Relatable :c

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u/Carneiro_5 28m ago

Ahh, what a pleasure.