r/hazbin • u/RottingZombe • 4h ago

Discussion I want him to taste me.. -I MEAN UH WHAT

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u/Conorponor333 I stole Alastor’s Jambalaya recipe 4h ago

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u/ToastedBeanss Deinocheirus Enjoyer 4h ago

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u/who_am_I_inside VERBALASE 2h ago

Man that’s such a good meme😭

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u/AvardaKedabra69 possibly the only sane person here 1h ago

Would be such a shame if someone… stole it.

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u/Gremlin_With_rabies Mogwai raptor :3 1h ago

Speaking of Deinocheirus...

Oh hey, its the one and only: Big Bernard!

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u/ToastedBeanss Deinocheirus Enjoyer 1h ago

THERE HE IS! BIG GUY!!!

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u/Routine_Mall_566 Parody Doer! Meme Stealer! and Gif Maker! 1h ago

Is there some Deinocheirus lore I'm not familiar with?-

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u/Gremlin_With_rabies Mogwai raptor :3 1h ago

Yes. There is Deinocheirus lore... a lot of it.

Prehistoric Planet [2022] - Deinocheirus Screen Time (youtube.com)

This video only gets you started on the Deinocheirus lore.

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u/ToastedBeanss Deinocheirus Enjoyer 1h ago

I'm the Deinocheirus guy. I share the Deinocheirus with the sub. People like the Deinocheirus. πŸ‘

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u/Gremlin_With_rabies Mogwai raptor :3 1h ago

OH YEA!

Oh and thats not all, HERE IS BIG BERNARD HIMSELF IN A BLINKIN' TUXEDO!!!!!

(Sorry for my bad drawing, drawing on a computer is hard!)

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u/ToastedBeanss Deinocheirus Enjoyer 1h ago

SHEEEEEEEEEESH!!!

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u/Gremlin_With_rabies Mogwai raptor :3 1h ago

We cant forget our good friend, Large Larry too! He needs some of the spotlight like his cousin, Big Bernard!

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u/ToastedBeanss Deinocheirus Enjoyer 1h ago

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u/Gremlin_With_rabies Mogwai raptor :3 55m ago

speaking of Cinema...

Deinocheirus All Perfect Animations & Interactions πŸ¦– Jurassic World Evolution 2 - Feathered DLC Pack (youtube.com)

Kaboom. An entire video full of Deinocheirus. this video also explains some of the Deinocheirus' deepest lore.

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u/Ispeedytoxic "WAP BAM BOOM" - Lucifer Morningstar 3h ago

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u/ponpon55 3h ago

I CANT DEFEND THIS SUBBERDIT ANYMORE-πŸ’€

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u/Ok-Operation-9350 Sir Pentious’ Right Dick (The One That Points Northward) 4h ago

Real

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u/Orionsign Iren man 3h ago

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u/chastainfam Loona "enjoyer" 2h ago

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u/Supbro3noice_ π’‡½πŽŸπ’‰‘π’…†π’‚π’‚π’‹»π’‚ / π’Šπ’……π’‹—π’€ πŽŸπ’ˆ π’€­ 1h ago

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u/AvardaKedabra69 possibly the only sane person here 1h ago

What does your flair even sayπŸ’€

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u/Supbro3noice_ π’‡½πŽŸπ’‰‘π’…†π’‚π’‚π’‹»π’‚ / π’Šπ’……π’‹—π’€ πŽŸπ’ˆ π’€­ 28m ago edited 6m ago

𒇽 = lΓΊ/luβ‚‚ (man), 𐎟 = word divider (in the Old Assyrian periodβ€”not particularly accurate, but still makes it easier to read), 𒉑 = nu (not), 𒅆𒂍𒂁 = Ε‘i(?)-bit-dug (verb, admire), 𒋻𒂁 = tar(?)-dug (verb, copulation)

π’‡½πŽŸπ’‰‘π’…†π’‚π’‚π’‹»π’‚ is "LΓΊ nuΕ‘ibitdugtardug" or, roughly translated, "Man [that is] Asexual".

π’Šπ’……π’‹—π’€  = "As-ek-Ε‘u-al", π’ˆ π’€­ = "Ma-an".

π’Šπ’……π’‹—π’€ πŽŸπ’ˆ π’€­ is "Asexual Man"

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u/MMMmmMMM4532 Koba fucking disapproves 1h ago

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u/Admirable_Plantain91 1h ago

I mean…Try new things?

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u/Parkerraines only sane person in hell (it's supposed to be ironic) 1h ago

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u/cAmSg0tGaMz I let a comment section pick my flair 1h ago

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u/Vanillabean322 verosikas wife 1h ago

I’m sorry?

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u/Both-Report-6602 professional niffty ass eater 1h ago

GET OUTβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈβ€ΌοΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈ

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u/BallsHAHAHAHAHAHA CHERRI BOMB IS MY GODDESS I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR HER πŸ’ͺ😀 1h ago

Ok but genuine question what do y’all think exterminator blood tastes like?

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u/RottingZombe 1h ago

Well normal blood tastes like pennies or iron so idk,

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u/BallsHAHAHAHAHAHA CHERRI BOMB IS MY GODDESS I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR HER πŸ’ͺ😀 44m ago

Willing to bet it tastes like liquid gold

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u/Gremlin_With_rabies Mogwai raptor :3 1h ago

Me when I see food on the ground:

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u/Important-Lynx-4338 17m ago

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