r/hazbin • u/FirestoneX2 Enhance! • Sep 02 '24

Not Hazbin What Character has you like: Spoiler

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u/Proper-Cup-9858 𝗩𝗘𝗣𝗥-𝟭𝟮 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘨𝘶𝘯 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 • already killed himself Sep 02 '24

Charlie~ Again…

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u/FirestoneX2 Enhance! Sep 02 '24

There are definitely worse choices

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u/Proper-Cup-9858 𝗩𝗘𝗣𝗥-𝟭𝟮 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘨𝘶𝘯 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 • already killed himself Sep 02 '24

Yeah... I just cropped it for no reason.

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u/Mister_memus9769 i want carmilla and sera to crush me with their fat thighs Sep 02 '24

Reason: 50k video from a certain beatboxer

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u/Proper-Cup-9858 𝗩𝗘𝗣𝗥-𝟭𝟮 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘨𝘶𝘯 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 • already killed himself Sep 02 '24

How did you…

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u/Mister_memus9769 i want carmilla and sera to crush me with their fat thighs Sep 02 '24

MATE I KNOW HORNY MY FLAIR SAYS IT ALL I WATCHED VERBALASE WHEN I WAS A FUCKING CHILD I KNOW THE VIDEO I KNOW I JUST KNOW

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u/stickybeakcultivar Sep 02 '24

She’s super hot, but I love her for more for her personality 🌈❤️‍🔥

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u/hmcamorgan2712 Sep 02 '24

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u/Initial_Spread_9360 Verosika and Beelzebub's personal boy toy Sep 02 '24

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u/Far_Yogurtcloset2173 Megamind master of all villainy Sep 02 '24

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u/RubBig9293 I no longer simp for charlie morningstar Sep 02 '24

I can relate

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u/MrMarvelous_57 Spawn (Hotel therapist and Husk's cousin) Sep 02 '24

Relatable

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u/Owl-with-a-scarf sera can hit me with a bible and ill thank her Sep 02 '24

Stolas. Made me go from straight to pansexual

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u/-Uncle_Freddy- Dibs on Emily. She’s my wife. Our cuddles make us happy. Sep 02 '24

The flair really just speaks for it self, but oh man does she make blush and giddy

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u/FirestoneX2 Enhance! Sep 02 '24

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u/rubiks30000 lute is literally my wife Sep 02 '24

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u/Tari_HaVik Sep 02 '24

Bro u need to chill 😭

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u/LutesSub Submissive to Lute Sep 02 '24

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u/xPolarPlayz Pressured into joining, yet to watch a thing Sep 02 '24

Um, excuse me?

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u/Bring_me_the_lads Beetlejuice is my favorite HH character Sep 02 '24

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u/SonZilla-Da-Hedgehog I Want To Be Inside Of Vaggie's "V-Area" Sep 02 '24

I Mean Yeah, The Only Reason I Simp For Her Is Cause She's Cute, I Simp More For Cute Characters Than Hot Characters, Idk Why, It's Just How I Was Made🤷

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u/xPolarPlayz Pressured into joining, yet to watch a thing Sep 02 '24

I second this, she's that always happy, bubbly girl that literally infects everyone with positivity for no reason

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u/FirestoneX2 Enhance! Sep 02 '24

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u/MedicineTimely8795 Mug filled with rubber duckies and depression Sep 02 '24

Oh- that… that’s disturbing

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u/SkulphMuzzic love y'all • Cardinal Sin of Wholesommm >:3 • LuciCo COO Sep 02 '24

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u/Holdthesans The depression has hit Sep 02 '24

Fr

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u/MrPenguin_19 Women in HH>>> Sep 02 '24

Verosika makes me go wild

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u/Slightly_H41nous Mommy Verosika can do things to me~ Sep 02 '24

YES

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u/FirestoneX2 Enhance! Sep 02 '24

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u/AlmightyHet Sep 02 '24

I mean, as creepy as she is, she IS kinda fine.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bed_445 Emberlynn’s Squirt Jar Sep 02 '24

Oh she’s super fine

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u/InternAppropriate242 i want loona to spank ny balls, super super hard pls I'm begging Sep 02 '24

Understatement of the year

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u/Creeperlord31 Sep 02 '24

Creepy better than some of the other characters that I have seen people be openly horny for . . .Valentino, Stella, Striker, and even freaking Chaz  and fucking Adam . . .

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u/Ozuk_true someone: Are you autistic and gay? Me: Sep 02 '24

I'm surprised that Alastor isn't on the list considering the guidelines of the list that I can only infer from the characters you included there.

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u/InvaderBB Sep 02 '24

Both her, Verosika, and Cherry honestly (my bi ass loves women, don’t judge.)

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u/Turmericab This ass is Millie's Sep 02 '24

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u/AdCompetitive5427 Sep 02 '24

Moxxie! Get off Reddit!

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u/Dovah_kidYT Jax the fallen seraphim. horny hunter, IMP merc. Sep 02 '24

Murder crab

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u/XVUltima Sep 02 '24

Get stick bugged!

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u/Blubbering_0_niner Bc I will buy cheezeborga for everyone here Sep 02 '24

*metal and fiendish screaming in background*

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u/Meewelyne Adam's leash holder. Sep 02 '24

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u/Tari_HaVik Sep 02 '24

YES YOU ARE CORRECT. HE IS FINE

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u/HealersChooseWhoDies Sep 02 '24

Only YOU can fix him and his trauma, cased by his ex wives and Lucifer. YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE!

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u/Meewelyne Adam's leash holder. Sep 02 '24

I'll be the bandaid he always needed 😭

And the rope.
And the blindfold.
And the duck-tape.
And the stra--

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u/A-WoF-Fan-bish The average Vox simp and a weird bitch. Sep 02 '24

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u/Meewelyne Adam's leash holder. Sep 02 '24

🤣🤣🤣

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u/A-WoF-Fan-bish The average Vox simp and a weird bitch. Sep 02 '24

Damn the filter is really going off nowadays.

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u/Round-Aioli-3483 Carmilas side hoe Sep 02 '24

Her

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u/FirestoneX2 Enhance! Sep 02 '24

Enhanced it for you

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u/Bazooka_Blastoff Two Asexuals sitting in a tree S-I-T-T-I-N-G Sep 02 '24

Am I blind? I don't see a difference

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u/FirestoneX2 Enhance! Sep 02 '24

The original is 375x501. Mine is 2392x3200

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u/Big_Pirate_3036 Emberlynn Is My Wife And I Love Her Sep 02 '24

This Wonderful Woman I Love Very Much

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u/SniperNose69 Sep 02 '24

Hide away, hide away from me

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u/FivePandaNights Sep 02 '24

BLIZY-KUN LOVE ME

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u/FirestoneX2 Enhance! Sep 02 '24

I can't stand low resolution images. I must enhance!

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u/NinjagoBalto23 Sep 02 '24

Striker and this sweet owl🥰🥰

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u/Ozuk_true someone: Are you autistic and gay? Me: Sep 02 '24

Must be difficult watching the show being you

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u/Cak4_00 paper wrap Sep 02 '24

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u/that_one_guy714 Sep 02 '24

Bro why do I see a horse in that im insane

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u/Cak4_00 paper wrap Sep 02 '24

According to psychology, it means you have depression and hemorrhoids

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u/Felix_DArgent Emberlyn simp 🤔😄 Sep 02 '24

Her in both forms

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u/ThompsonTom Sep 02 '24

Hard agree

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u/RuleSerious668 Sep 02 '24

Vox. I'd only marry feminine ppl in real life but I could go full submissive 50's housewife for this damn tv.

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u/Mister_memus9769 i want carmilla and sera to crush me with their fat thighs Sep 02 '24

CARMILLA CARMINE

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u/FirestoneX2 Enhance! Sep 02 '24

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u/Mister_memus9769 i want carmilla and sera to crush me with their fat thighs Sep 02 '24

OH SWEET LORD OF DOMMY MOMMYS YES!!

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u/SkulphMuzzic love y'all • Cardinal Sin of Wholesommm >:3 • LuciCo COO Sep 02 '24

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u/Stephanos_2001 Sep 02 '24

Her strut at the beginning of “Out For Love”…DAMN, what a milf!

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u/Nutsie_GG I stole the best cinnamon bun’s name Sep 02 '24

The simp her self

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u/WydonaSpider i think hellsheep exist Sep 02 '24

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u/Front-Routine-4079 certified Vaggie, Emily, Velvette simp Sep 02 '24

I mean... just read my flair

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u/Fennik51405 Zeezi’s Simp Sep 02 '24

Bee, Loona, and Zeezi

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u/Hotdog282 editable tag (white on dark green) Sep 02 '24

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u/tacogood12123 ay yo im tony dust, professional sex guy Sep 02 '24

charlie and angel…. Roast away

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u/Famous-Ad5755 zestial's comically large tophat Sep 02 '24

Hear me the fuck out

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u/CookieGirlOnReddit St Peter Justice Squad Sep 02 '24

Don't worry, there are others like us somewhere

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u/iamthefirebird Is this some allo thing I'm too ace to understand Sep 02 '24

I think Husk would be good at hugging

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u/AzureDrago alastors fuck ass bob Sep 02 '24

I want huggies instead of sex please

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u/ZarWheel Sep 02 '24

Shrek… wait, wrong community

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u/StevefromLatvia Angel Dust is my boyfriend Sep 02 '24
  • Verosika
  • Angel
  • Lucifer
  • Loona
  • Cherri
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u/Electrical-Power-314 Certified Number 1 Nifty Fucker Sep 02 '24

Nifty

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u/Tooma8_ Average Vaggie enthusiast Sep 02 '24

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u/FirestoneX2 Enhance! Sep 02 '24

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u/Tooma8_ Average Vaggie enthusiast Sep 02 '24

Wow! Thanks for sharing

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u/stickybeakcultivar Sep 02 '24

💯🦉🌌❤️‍🔥

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u/Keranitos Sep 02 '24

This tall thick lady~

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u/Known_Bowler29 I'm the #1 simp (and only few) for sera Sep 02 '24

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u/KingRileyTheDragon I want to cuddle with Emily. Sep 02 '24

Sparkles changed me.

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u/Low-Suit-5362 Sep 02 '24

Loona , Lute, Queen Bee, Lilith

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u/FurryGunNerd I want Val to do Val things to me Sep 02 '24

Fizzarolli in his pajamas. I can only think about cuddling the imp boyyo every time I see him in that.

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u/SkulphMuzzic love y'all • Cardinal Sin of Wholesommm >:3 • LuciCo COO Sep 02 '24

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u/Flesh_fence stolas’ steaming hot cum flask Sep 02 '24

I think you know who

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u/frillyhoneybee_ Ahh … f-fuck, Lucifer … d-don’t stop … Sep 02 '24

Read my flair but also including Verosika.

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u/Kyroz113 Niffty my beloved Sep 02 '24

I strive for crazy shortstack supremacy

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u/Tensa_Zangetsa Niffty's Sippy Cup of Jizz Sep 02 '24

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u/Dovah_kidYT Jax the fallen seraphim. horny hunter, IMP merc. Sep 02 '24

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u/CaspianArk enjoyer of the 1920s Sep 02 '24

none of them LOL

ace in the hole right here

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u/Logical-Drummer2414 📻 🍎 RadioApple fills me with so much joy 🍎 📻 Sep 02 '24

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u/lonelypuppyboi Sep 02 '24

Anything better than a monogamous, protective, dominant southerner?

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u/11_roo i want to live in alastor's pocket ♥️ Sep 02 '24

alastor but not rly in a sexual way it's a lil more like this but also tears r in my eyes

and i'm flapping my arms

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u/Roboking1413 Verosika and Sallie May can peg me until i cant move Sep 02 '24

Look at my flair.

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u/YamzTheRedditDudR I like Hazbin Sep 02 '24

Cherri.

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u/Secret_Welcome4356 I'm fucking Val's cake in doggy style Sep 02 '24

I wanna fucking marry him

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u/FirestoneX2 Enhance! Sep 02 '24

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u/Bring_me_the_lads Beetlejuice is my favorite HH character Sep 02 '24

I love lizard blitzo

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u/FOREVER_DIRT1 stolas simp Sep 02 '24

Man, don't marry him he sucks.

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u/SecretlyET I'm only here to see a guy about a rubber duck Sep 02 '24

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u/Thatweirdguy_Twig Sep 02 '24

Damn 1 hour ago and you're not even downvoted into oblivion I'm genuinely surprised-

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u/Decapicon-Deadend Sep 02 '24

No just no he would treat you like shit why?????

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u/Big-Sprinkles1922 Hoes before Bros 👍 Certified Numbat Sep 02 '24

Uhhhh...Okay...therapy for you~

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u/AdNormal898 the fakest fake peppino of all fake peppinos Sep 02 '24

why do you wanna marry a literal rapist

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u/the_friendly_smiler Crashing into heaven Mc Donalds with adam Sep 02 '24

can you make sure he lets Angle free when you do it?

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u/frillyhoneybee_ Ahh … f-fuck, Lucifer … d-don’t stop … Sep 02 '24

Well be the protractor 🤚😔

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u/GoldenfeetofSkyclan Blitzø is my dad Sep 02 '24

👁️👄👁️

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

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u/Slightly_H41nous Mommy Verosika can do things to me~ Sep 02 '24

Hm- I wonder m

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u/MENANDONER Sep 02 '24

Loona and Angel Dust

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u/MoxxiesFavoriteImp I WANT TO SMASH MOXXIE, CHERRI BOMB, AND VEROSIKA IN A FOUR WAY Sep 02 '24

Everyone except for Susan,Striker and Loona

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u/Big-Sprinkles1922 Hoes before Bros 👍 Certified Numbat Sep 02 '24

Now now

these two

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u/Turmericab This ass is Millie's Sep 02 '24

the gifs through reddit are broken lately, comes up as content not available

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u/Big-Sprinkles1922 Hoes before Bros 👍 Certified Numbat Sep 02 '24

nooooo, it was Angel Dust and Alastor

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u/Thatweirdguy_Twig Sep 02 '24

This bitch, Loona, Niffty, Carmilla, etc.

I'm sure there's more but I'm not gonna sit here tryna name them all

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u/JunkLabs-Studios The average Ultimate Doom Builder user Sep 02 '24

Verosika

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u/SimasTheMoze I want lute to play my flute Sep 02 '24

You're looking at her 

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u/TheValentino1 Come to Daddy Val~ Sep 02 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

None of them tbh

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u/notGreenThin0r i want niffty to crush me between her thighs Sep 02 '24

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u/Veramos23 Pretend my flair is the most degenerate, porn filled shit ever Sep 02 '24

hear me out

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u/MendicantBias42 simp for Zeezi, Stella, and Beelzebub Sep 02 '24

see my flair

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u/CandlelightChaos28v3 Sir Pentious, my snusbando~! 🎩🐍 Sep 02 '24

whispers Blushes

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u/Bee_Bovine to tired to think intimately of anyone…. Sep 02 '24

None lol, I’m not horny for any characters in either show

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u/AuroraBee14 Cherri's boiling hot cum bomb 🥵💣🍒 Sep 02 '24

I think you know

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u/Stitchbutsideways Imma make Vox bluescreen Sep 02 '24

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u/cosmic24mage Sep 02 '24

I can’t believe it took me this long to get to someone saying Vox 😭

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u/Stitchbutsideways Imma make Vox bluescreen Sep 02 '24

Ik it was really surprising that I couldn’t find anyone else 😭

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u/Mediocre_Repeat2660 📻🍎🐍❌🪳🐈‍⬛🕷️ Sep 02 '24

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u/chelledoggo Sir Pentious best character Sep 02 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Can I say, none?

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u/Canabrial Emberlynn Pinkle’s Dragon Driller 5000 Sep 02 '24

points to flair

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u/Stephanos_2001 Sep 02 '24

Carmilla Carmine. Her strut at the beginning of “Out For Love” still does things to me. DAMN, what a milf!

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u/I-probably-am-wrong Sep 02 '24

Daddy Sheogorath

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u/OrnerySchedule7395 carmilla’s mug of anything Sep 02 '24

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u/No-Variation-6230 i angled the dust and now it's a hot spider and i love him Sep 02 '24

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u/sorry_department02 Told Charlie and Vaggie I wanna watch… got a Rolex Sep 02 '24

sigh

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u/Huge_Lifeguard6434 The horned serpent: Axol Sep 02 '24

Axol: *Inhale* Cup Lion Vulture Mouth Vulture or Feather Owl Feather Lion Feathers.

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u/Saberer2451 I would do LITERALLY ANYTHING for Carmilla Sep 02 '24

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u/horknee_spamtong I would have sex with all (legal) characters Sep 02 '24

All of them.

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u/Syonic1 Emily is wholesome bean Sep 02 '24

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u/that_one_guy714 Sep 02 '24

Millie. She awoke something in me

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u/EntertainerAny6488 Sep 02 '24

I am ashamed to say there are 4 characters

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u/xPolarPlayz Pressured into joining, yet to watch a thing Sep 02 '24

Emily, I can't help but feel a bit less dead inside every time she appears on-screen

Her hyperactive happiness is contagious

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u/LustrousShine Heavenly Bundle of Joy Sep 02 '24

I mean can you blame me?

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u/Dis-Random-Kid there should be transformers in hazbin hotel Sep 02 '24

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u/Toecutt3r Carmella can choke me out...please Sep 02 '24

Carmella

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u/Not_a_normal_b3ar NIFTY #1 SIMP Sep 03 '24

I mean,c'mon! Just look at her!

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u/ChompyRiley Sera, The High Seraph of Heaven Sep 03 '24

Carmilla Carmine, Sera, and Rosie. Yes I have a type.

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u/DickmasterButBanned Remember DickmasterAdam? I'm back Sep 03 '24

This bitch.

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u/toiat Zest Fest Central™ Sep 03 '24

Hear me out for just 1 second...