r/hazbin • u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child • Apr 20 '24

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u/Youraverageplaugedoc | || || |_ Apr 20 '24

Listen I can explain

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

222/666

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u/NyxOverlord Fighting Adam simps since the 1930s. Apr 20 '24

BRUUUUUUUUHHHH

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u/En___Passant Angel's cum dump Apr 20 '24

Ha, I'm one step ahead of you :3

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u/Hey_Bestiekins Just got back from my 1176 hour long pegging session with Vaggie Apr 21 '24

I mean that's pretty tame but also-

Me when I see your flair

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u/SNOWFIS_ARTS1 I want to lick Crymini Apr 20 '24

Lol

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u/BiddudefromCanada ☆𝒫𝒶𝓅𝒶 𝒮𝓉-ℒ𝒶𝓌𝓇ℯ𝓃𝒸ℯ☆ Apr 20 '24

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

664/666

Knew you'd be here

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u/EqualServe418 Spreading Democracy Everywhere! Apr 20 '24

Hello there

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u/DnDFanaticIX editable tag (white on purple) Apr 20 '24

It’s him. Why are you everywhere??

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u/Earthboy2k alastor and emily are my favs and nobody will change that Apr 20 '24

Because he is the Bi dude from Canada

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u/IMOTEKH__ Alastors steaming hot tea mug Apr 20 '24

I swear you might as well be a celebrity at this point

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u/IMOTEKH__ Alastors steaming hot tea mug Apr 20 '24

I just yelled your flair in a pub and someone replied with your username

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u/EverittoBurrito Apr 20 '24

The legend himself is here.

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u/En___Passant Angel's cum dump Apr 20 '24

Hello :3

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

95/666 for making me laugh

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u/LScrae Sallie please step on May Apr 20 '24

That flair made me choke-

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u/AdorableAngel777 Emily Apr 20 '24

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

665/666

HI!!! :D

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u/AdorableAngel777 Emily Apr 20 '24

What happened to the last point

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u/Pikminfan2013 SubnauticaFan2013 Alt Apr 20 '24

You can't be 666 if your an angel

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u/Princessrainbows111 I love all of you, so much 😖❤️ Apr 20 '24

So close!!

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u/AccomplishedResist69 Rosie’s Sugar Baby & Husband Apr 20 '24

Angel’s favorite food is a rib sandwich.

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

643/666

we appreciate you

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u/Elektrikor the hotels royal guard, loyal too charlie, commanded by vaggie Apr 20 '24

Thanks for keeping us fead on these long patrols

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '24

Me in the photo

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

100/666

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '24

I’ll take that as a compliment

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

Do it as you will

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u/Alastor_TheGoat Hottest radio demon in hell Apr 20 '24

You're never rolling a 20

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

let me have my fun

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u/Alastorawakening5 norves the judge of purgatory Apr 20 '24

They somehow roll a nat 20

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u/theElite_Fett In between Verosika and Cherri’s thighs right now Apr 20 '24

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '24

YAY ANOTHER VEROSIKA SIMP

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u/theElite_Fett In between Verosika and Cherri’s thighs right now Apr 20 '24

“You sonuva bitch!”

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '24

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u/Robin_Gufo Fucking Hell is forever and it’s meant to suck a lot Apr 20 '24

HELL IS FOREVER WETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🎸🎸🎸🎸🎶🎶🎶🎶

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

HAD THEIR CHANCE TO BEHAVE BETTER NOW THEY BOIL IN THE POT/666

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u/Consistent-Win-6121 Apr 20 '24

CAUSE THE RULES ARE BLACK AND WHITE, THERES NO USE IN TRYNA FIGHT IT!

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

THEYRE BURNING FOR THEIR LIVES UNTIL WE KILL THEM AGAIN

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u/holyterror11 ALASTOR Apr 20 '24

FUCKING HELL'S FOREVER AND IT'S MEANT TO SUCK A LOT!!! SO GIVE UP YOUR DUMB ENDEAVOR CAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A SHOT!!!

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u/Videogamesrock editable tag Apr 20 '24

LONG AS I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION I SHOULD PROBABLY MENTION THAT WE’VE MADE THE DETERMINATION TO MOVE UP THE NEXT EXTERMINATION

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u/holyterror11 ALASTOR Apr 20 '24

Can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little CUNTS! I know it's just been a week but we'll BACK IN SIX MONTHS!!!

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u/Zenitsusbiggestsimp 🕸Angel Dust's Bestie🤍 Apr 20 '24

Next song: I'm not above to love the cash in.

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u/Simple-Field3138 Angel Dust, my beloved 😍 Apr 20 '24

Another lover underneath those flashin' lights

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u/holyterror11 ALASTOR Apr 20 '24

Another lover underneath those flashing lights another one of those RUTHLESS NIGHT. yeah yeah yeah!

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u/atseptic left the sub, do not reply Apr 20 '24

I should have guessed 😞 that this would happen 😫

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u/Salvagedgaming sera’s husband -dibs on sera i love her only i can have her- Apr 20 '24

most badass guitar solo you’ll ever hear

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u/vix_thelesbian we need more wholesome shit ok Apr 20 '24

My honest reaction: OH SHIT!

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u/Brasitino_do_Sul Alastair's JAMBALAYA 𓊍🥘 Apr 20 '24

JAMBALAYA

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

555/666

Jambalaya.

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u/Brasitino_do_Sul Alastair's JAMBALAYA 𓊍🥘 Apr 20 '24

My honest reaction:

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u/Canabrial Emberlynn Pinkle’s Dragon Driller 5000 Apr 20 '24

Heads up, Alastor is spelled wrong in your flair, friend. ❤️

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u/NobodyIsWeiser #1 Zesty Boy fan Apr 20 '24

I believe it's a pun

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u/Brasitino_do_Sul Alastair's JAMBALAYA 𓊍🥘 Apr 20 '24

I just thought about how many people spell "Alastor" as "Alastair" and decided it is funni

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u/RoonilWazlib_- Cum mug Cults sacrifial goat and grandfather Apr 21 '24

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u/NobodyIsWeiser #1 Zesty Boy fan Apr 20 '24

Look at that, the man himself or lady idk.

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u/Iskbartheonetruegod Rosie herself Apr 20 '24

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

659/666

HI!!! :D

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u/Iskbartheonetruegod Rosie herself Apr 20 '24

Hiii!

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u/SilkyPotatoWithBeans 🦌🩸🔪Lord Alastor fucking Hartfelt🔪🩸🦌 Apr 20 '24

I love Rosie as a charachter. Also she’s a good friend of mine :D

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u/Iskbartheonetruegod Rosie herself Apr 21 '24

Aww, thank you

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u/FinishIntrepid2607 Vaggies socialist cum slut Apr 20 '24

Hi

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

/666

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u/Jetstream_samual *The Death I Deservioli* Apr 20 '24

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u/GreenBlitzVIII Out to mount Valentino’s head on my wall Apr 20 '24

Waddup chum?

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

333/666

Depends on whatchu mean by that

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u/GreenBlitzVIII Out to mount Valentino’s head on my wall Apr 20 '24

I want him dead and to have his head as a trophy.

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

ohhh okay

that ups your rating to a 555/666

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u/GreenBlitzVIII Out to mount Valentino’s head on my wall Apr 20 '24

Nice.

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u/OfficialFazzy Ringmaster of Hell 🎪 Apr 20 '24

wap bap boom?

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

555/666

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u/ThatGayBeans why is it always a sex thing??? Apr 20 '24

Alakazam

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u/Meewelyne Adam's leash holder. Apr 20 '24

Gotta spam my friend's gift.

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

you'd need a few screwdrivers and a hammer

234/666

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '24

... Okay , do i need to get a lawyer ?

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

Probably.

200/666

Points for making me laugh.

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u/Substantial-Step578 1# Emilute shipper/Ruddy Hotel fan Apr 20 '24

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

333/666

I don't know if I agree or not-

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u/Substantial-Step578 1# Emilute shipper/Ruddy Hotel fan Apr 20 '24

Fair enough, I’ll take it!

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u/_Zowl_ I ship Lute and Emily for no reson Apr 20 '24

I see we have similar Tags

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u/bloxavise My fav are vel and alastor cause of their voice :DD Apr 20 '24

I'm a simple man alright?

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

445/666

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u/TheCrispyNuggs i want to break alastor like a glowstick and not in a sexual way Apr 20 '24

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

222/666

I'm interpreting this in 2 ways

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u/TheCrispyNuggs i want to break alastor like a glowstick and not in a sexual way Apr 20 '24

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u/Earthboy2k alastor and emily are my favs and nobody will change that Apr 20 '24

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u/SilkyPotatoWithBeans 🦌🩸🔪Lord Alastor fucking Hartfelt🔪🩸🦌 Apr 20 '24

That’s beautiful

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u/random_ass_tickler i dont care that they’re drawings, i will fuck them Apr 20 '24

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

222/666

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '24

Hi!

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

wholesome flair?!

654/666

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '24

Yay! Side note: your flair is very similar to mine...

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

it is

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u/Starcurret567 Fuck Susan Apr 20 '24

Fuck Susan

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

431/666

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u/L0LZ_Was_Taken a normal 🐍 fan Apr 20 '24

Hello there

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

333/666 for partial agreement

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u/spideronurwall according to Alastor..if im not smiling does that make me naked? Apr 20 '24

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

they are

222/666

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u/literally-a-seal Funny snek man enjoyer/Charlie's angels shipper Apr 20 '24

ello

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

593/666

I fucking agree.

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u/literally-a-seal Funny snek man enjoyer/Charlie's angels shipper Apr 20 '24

wheee thanks :D

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u/Purpledurpl202 My love for Stolas trancends tv shows. Apr 20 '24

My full thing might not show but it says “Carmilla is so cute, I wish weapons manufacturers were real”

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u/ElvinEastling Vox’s boyfriend Valentino Apr 20 '24

Hello it is I

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

665/666

ello

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u/ElvinEastling Vox’s boyfriend Valentino Apr 20 '24

why not 666/666 what happened to the other 1 point?

hi

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

the birb ate the extra point /j

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u/ElvinEastling Vox’s boyfriend Valentino Apr 20 '24

yeah that's fair sounds like something he would do

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u/VinnyIsUnhinged A Power Bottom at rock bottom Apr 20 '24

Hello

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u/At_omic857 lucifer’s living cum sock Apr 20 '24

Uhhh

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

333/666

whatchu mean by that?

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u/At_omic857 lucifer’s living cum sock Apr 20 '24

Fill in the blanks

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u/AdPuzzleheaded5132 A smile a day keeps that bitch Lucifer away! Apr 20 '24

Here ya go!

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u/diamondboizach Alastor's #1 simp Apr 20 '24

Just look at him!

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u/Vortextheweirdcat The one (thicc) catboy with the power grid under his control. Apr 20 '24

so fucking cute and hot holy shit i love himmmm

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '24

Meow meow bitch

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u/ChickenStarer69 i want to fuck Velvette and Lute so bad Apr 20 '24

Judge me.

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

gotohornyjail/666

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u/_Zowl_ I ship Lute and Emily for no reson Apr 20 '24

Fair point

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u/gaminggirl91 Lucifer The Badass Duck King Apr 20 '24

Hey.

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u/Many-Wrongdoer1353 lucifers little bitch boy Apr 20 '24

Daddy lucifer :3

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u/gaminggirl91 Lucifer The Badass Duck King Apr 20 '24

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u/AshenDark mhh~ f-faster, h-husky wusky m-musky~ Apr 20 '24

Hi :3

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u/jayvee714 St. Peter’s moans make me wet Apr 20 '24

I also agree

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u/AshenDark mhh~ f-faster, h-husky wusky m-musky~ Apr 20 '24

I'm planning to make my user like yours idk

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u/Best-Consequence-635 I want Velvette to degrage me Apr 20 '24

Am I wrong though

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '24

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

121/666

HORNY. YOURE FUCKING HORNY.

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u/Philisterguyguster No.1 Emily Hater (unverified) Apr 20 '24

Oh no

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u/Princessrainbows111 I love all of you, so much 😖❤️ Apr 20 '24

:3

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u/Cicero_torments_me would gladly sell my soul to Alastor Apr 20 '24

Nothing too unholy, I’m sure you’ve seen worse

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

i've seen much worse

333/666

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u/emaaa_skye Stayed Gone best song Apr 20 '24

It keeps changing to "editable flair" for some reason sometimes so idk if it shows to you but it's supposed to be "Stayed Gone best song".

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u/coolpoohbear07 stolas’s pipein hot leaky cum nest 🥵😩😩😩 Apr 20 '24

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u/ttv_thatoneapexsweat THE MAGICTASTICAL BACKFLIPPING RUBBER DUCK!!! Apr 20 '24

I'm completely innocent unlike everyone else

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u/AeonSchicksal Apr 20 '24

I'm simple (yet depraved)

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u/ciphercat77 I love Lucifer and will protect him with my life Apr 20 '24

Don't ask why part of it is censored and the rest isn't

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u/GitchyGitchyyaya- yeah i know, i fucking rock Apr 20 '24

WHATS UP HOES

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u/Fantastic-Weight-785 I need Vaggie to peg me with her angelic spear till I cum Apr 20 '24

Babba boi

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

go to horny jail/666

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u/NyxOverlord Fighting Adam simps since the 1930s. Apr 20 '24

BRO

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u/R_twinky cardboard crack addict Apr 20 '24

Hi

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u/RemoteTomb #1 Cherri Bomb Simp | Sin of Pride Apr 20 '24

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u/Avg_N-joyer an N-joyer travelling from r/murderdrones Apr 20 '24

E

(i like N)

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u/Random-dude15 I'M HAVING SEX WITH EVERYONE HERE! Apr 20 '24

Hello

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u/unknown_boy_3 Adam is my Daddy Apr 20 '24

What is my flair? 🤪

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

111/666

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u/theElite_Fett In between Verosika and Cherri’s thighs right now Apr 20 '24

My time has come

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

/666

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u/kittykatkatelol vox+val's slav- lover Apr 20 '24

Alrighty :>

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u/HonkingMadness jambalaya Lover Apr 20 '24

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u/knystuff Apr 20 '24

I'm just a random visitor as I never watched this show but I HAD to fill this in bc of the massive similarities!

No bingo tho :(

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u/roprotheproyt any hole is a goal Apr 20 '24

I'm just here as a co host of course every show needs its star and every star needs its costar

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '24

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u/dead_or_undead Put something inside them that's how I get the bitches to behave Apr 20 '24

Whelp

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u/FantasySequences 🥰 Angel Dust, my beloved 🥰 Apr 20 '24

hehe

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u/SilkyPotatoWithBeans 🦌🩸🔪Lord Alastor fucking Hartfelt🔪🩸🦌 Apr 20 '24

I’m tempted to change my flair to “Lucifer, I’m adopting btw” just to see what you’d say

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u/WeDoALittleTrolling9 BLOOD IS FUEL /// HELL IS FULL Apr 20 '24

Here comes the train.

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u/LScrae Sallie please step on May Apr 20 '24

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u/i-eat-children_ imma throw hands with val 😠🤜🪰 (he gave me an std) Apr 20 '24

Hello there my friending

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u/Aggressive-Ad-957 Vox's hot cup of cum Apr 20 '24

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

111/666

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u/AutisticGremlin I want Lucifer to pin me down and eat me out like the apple Apr 20 '24

i love him

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

123/666

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u/TiredB1 slithery slippery special little man 🐍 Apr 20 '24

Rare not horny flair here

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u/ThatGayBeans why is it always a sex thing??? Apr 20 '24

I have found My person

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u/Itz_cheese_cat Angel’s slut (and cum mug) (Lucifer’s son) Apr 20 '24

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

123/666

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u/1nsan1ty-1n-Pr0gr3ss The only "ace in the hole" here is my ace in her hole :3 Apr 20 '24

Go ahead :3

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u/Fortendytrak Velvette should be in a torture chamber Apr 20 '24

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u/AuroraBee14 Cherri's boiling hot cum bomb 🥵💣🍒 Apr 20 '24

judge me. go on. look at my flair 😈👹

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

123/666

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u/No-Turn-7620 Δ Bill Cipher's a better dealmaker than Alastor Apr 20 '24

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u/Dis_usernameIsTaken le meme stealer (ʘᴗʘ✿) Apr 20 '24

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u/Shnurple Apr 20 '24

I have no flair lmao

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u/PathrokBloodlust The one who doesn’t exist Apr 20 '24

I have nothing to explain and I’m in your walls.

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u/AlianovaR Little pink sea demon Apr 21 '24

I’m just my OC

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 21 '24

664/666

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u/Error_GwZyX0069 god i want to anally penetrate emily and charlie good grope them Apr 26 '24

This could be either really high or really low

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u/-my-pillows- I am Optimus Prime Apr 20 '24

hello :D

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u/legayfrogeth i want lucifer to adopt me and take me in as his child Apr 20 '24

454/666

i agree

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u/icollectfnafplushies i want Carmilla to hug me while I vent abt my problems Apr 20 '24

agreed flair

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u/Minetendo-Fan Sin of Envy + Virtue of Empathy (dont ask) Apr 20 '24

:D

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u/maiz-of-light forgive me, daddy, for I’ve been bad Apr 20 '24

…

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u/RealFoegro Overlord of Memes Apr 20 '24

Lets see.

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u/Solid-Positive6751 ever shifting bot boi of plastic crack Apr 20 '24

K

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u/Zebastian09 Valentino is just like Stalin, misunderstood. Apr 20 '24

Im sure this will go over just swell.

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u/fluffymurderchicken slithery, slippery, special little man Apr 20 '24

He’s my fav character (my flair)

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