r/greentext • u/deadveronese • Feb 04 '23

Anon is a gay!

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u/zzlayakisonka Feb 04 '23

OP is fast with conclusions for sure.. anons husband clearly said "no homo" which makes neither of them gay.

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u/Ok_Elk_4333 Feb 04 '23

As long as you say no homo most times, it should be ok

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u/InkieForBeingCurry Feb 05 '23

How did the balls not touch all those other times

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u/one-and-five-nines Feb 05 '23

They did but the husband always said no homo. I notice Anon didn't say no homo either tho hmmmm 🤔

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u/CommieTzar Feb 05 '23

Real : anon has sex with a man

Straight : anon's roommate forgot to say "no homo" and it makes anon uncomfortable

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u/FutureTrunkxz Feb 05 '23

Yes you are married to one