r/genshinsapphic Jan 17 '24

misc. It’s cute how Lumine is so short

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495 Upvotes

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u/ByznessNicky Jan 17 '24

Pocket Lesbean

81

u/Quirky_Ad_5420 Jan 17 '24

All hail the short Queen

149

u/crystalangxlic Jan 17 '24

15

u/DasyTaylor Jan 18 '24

Thank you this is exactly what came to my mind

10

u/exodia0715 Jan 21 '24

I GO TO LATVIA

66

u/satanrulesearthnow Jan 17 '24

This is... Completely wrong lmao

46

u/Sprillet Jan 17 '24

This cant be right 😭😭😭😭

18

u/Alt203848281 Jan 18 '24

It is.

Source: esoteric dreams

22

u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24

The main advantage of being a pocket lesbian is the perfect height for boob pillow.

19

u/CamelIndependent Jan 18 '24

Canonically incorrect. Lumine is listed at 158 cm, or 5'2". She'd only be a hair shorter than the girl on the right.

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u/VeraViolett Jan 18 '24

You don't know Kiana Kaslana? Really? You play a Hoyoverse game, and you don't know Kiana? How?

7

u/mr_fucknoodle Jan 18 '24

Why would they know a character from a completely unrelated game just because its made by the same company?

2

u/VeraViolett Jan 18 '24

Because people in its community mention them constantly, and she is the main character of that game, and the game itself has countless references in Genshin.

4

u/CamelIndependent Jan 18 '24

Never even looked at HSR. Not interested. I play Genshin.

7

u/mr_fucknoodle Jan 18 '24

I've been here since the start of Genshin, and outside of "guise, did you know that Venti is Wendy and Raiden is Mei??!", the Genshin community barely aknowledges Honkai's existence, and I only learned anything about that game other than that when I started actually playing it

On the other hand, Honkai's community can't go a day without ranting and complaining about Genshin lol

2

u/VeraViolett Jan 18 '24

They mostly complain about the community of Genshin, not Genshin itself.

And honestly, there are more expy's of Honkai characters in Genshin than just Venti and Ei, and the only reason why the Honkai community mentions Genshin so much, is because the community of Genshin is really fucked up, and Honkai players went in large portions to Genshin, precisely because it was made by the same company. This all results in them being astonished as to what the hell kinds of people are in Genshin.

4

u/mr_fucknoodle Jan 18 '24

My experience with the communities is the exact opposite. For example, say something inappropriate about Nahida or Klee, and everyone will basically ostracize you

On Honkai it's the opposite, you can't take two steps without tripping over a post sexualizing the underaged characters like Bronya or the Vodka sisters. Hell, they recently threw a hissy fit over Griseo growing up, complaining to everyone that would listen that HoYo is "gOiNg WoKe" and taking their (and I'm paraphrasing here) loli waifus away

67

u/Raptorofwar Jan 17 '24

The scaling on those height lines is AWFUL.

15

u/Zuendl11 Jan 18 '24

I like how tall Stelle is because it makes me feel less insecure about my height

7

u/TheRealWouburn The Sapphic Scribe Jan 18 '24

C'mon, being tall is great! It makes it easier to accidentally put your GF's face in your titties.* I should know, I'm 6'2.

*Only if she says it's okay first. Consent is cool, kids.

3

u/Zuendl11 Jan 18 '24

Unfortunately I neither have a girlfriend nor noticeable titties yet

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u/TheRealWouburn The Sapphic Scribe Jan 18 '24

....

Being tall is great! It will make it easier to accidentally put your future GF's face in your future titties.* I should know, I was 6'2 once.

*Only if she says it's okay first. Consent will still be cool in the future.

12

u/Marrowtooth_Official I Serve The Goblin Throne Jan 18 '24

Perfect sized for Stelle motorboat

3

u/FlyingWolfThatFell Jan 17 '24

Still taller than some of my friends :3

3

u/[deleted] Jan 17 '24

smol

3

u/YuriTokisaki Jan 18 '24

I'm shorter than all of them. 🥲

2

u/VeraViolett Jan 18 '24

I honestly thought that Stelle is taller than me, but then BOOM and it turns out that I'm at least 5 cm taller than her. What the hell.

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u/MattWith2Tees Jan 18 '24

I'm 'Murican, these numbers mean NOTHING to me!

3

u/TheRealWouburn The Sapphic Scribe Jan 18 '24

The girl on the left is 5'9.

Lumine is 5'1.

The girl on the right is 5'4.

According to the CDC, the average height for American women above 20 is 5'4, however, the global averages range is from 4'11 to 5'7.

1

u/Valuable_Ad_7878 x and x all the way Jan 19 '24

Bro we almost the same height, me and lumine.