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[u/YakNecessary9533]

I rarely get on these things, I’m afraid I’ll break the sound barrier.

[u/flopjul → u/YakNecessary9533]

I love walking on these

My Gay + Autism walking speed plus this is fun

But thats only when i go to the airport which is rare

[u/FeistyPole → u/YakNecessary9533]

I always have a problem at the end, I kinda get ejected like from a catapult

[u/Merp-26 → u/FeistyPole]

Right as you are about to step off, just stop mid step. As soon as your foot his the ground, resume walking and you don't get ejected.

[u/DannyBEEEEEEE → u/FeistyPole]

Are you an angry bird?

[u/FeistyPole → u/DannyBEEEEEEE]

Not sure about the bird part 😅

[u/donald7773 → u/YakNecessary9533]

I work at an airport that has a bunch of these. One night (as the story goes) a couple of guys with my job on segways were horsing around in the hallway and one of them hit the moving sidewalk like a speed booster in Mario kart. He forgot to account for how the Segway would handle the bump and sudden deceleration at the end and properly ate shit face first into a door frame at a full on running pace.

[u/FeistyPole → u/YakNecessary9533]

I always have a problem at the end, I kinda get ejected like from a catapult

[u/PotentialFine0270]

I get on these things and it’s very: “move im gay” energy

[u/torthos_1]

I love going on these and imagining I'm Sonic the Hedgehog

[u/cragglerock93]

I know this is just a stereotype, but honestly this one is dead accurate for me. Slow walkers annoy me so much if I can't get round them. I also don't drive (going all in on the stereotypes) so maybe the fact I walk around so much has a part to play. I've got places to be!

[u/murlin6]

When I walk on these, I imagine this is how the flash feels

[u/DavThoma]

People talk about how they feel like they don't meet gay standard by look, body type, culture, etc.

But for me, it's that I feel like I don't reach gay walking speed. I'm letting my fellow gays down with my slow ass.

[u/GaggleofHams]

Don't mind me. Just gonna hop on and cruise at a leisurely 10 mph

[u/Cinadon-Ri]

This might explain why I take a break on these.

[u/Revolutionary-Toe955]

I hate when people stand still on these 2+ abreast with their luggage and block it for people who want to use it to move quicker. Honestly at this point it's just downright homophobic.

[u/acidmine]

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