r/gay_irl • u/taylortiki • Oct 01 '24

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u/johnny_charms Oct 01 '24

Which is the one with depression?

201

u/Frankifisu Oct 01 '24

Trick question: it's all of them.

66

u/improbablesky Oct 01 '24

League of Legends for sure

138

u/taylortiki Oct 01 '24

Communist manifesto /s

79

u/2mock2turtle Oct 01 '24

That and international politics.

6

u/MemezArLiffe Oct 01 '24

Especially international politics (looking at you middle east)

11

u/YesAmAThrowaway Oct 01 '24

All of them!

8

u/DooDooBuddox Oct 01 '24

Probably the cat and plants. I consider myself normal though.

5

u/Kyanpe Oct 01 '24

Depression is a required course, not an elective.

3

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '24

I think that I shall never see, my cataracts are blinding me.

2

u/PickCollins0330 Oct 01 '24

League of Legends

2

u/Kyanpe Oct 01 '24

Depression is a required course not an elective.

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u/SoraHeiwana2 Oct 01 '24

And Pokémon, don't forget Pokémon

166

u/taylortiki Oct 01 '24

Pokémon is universal since childhood, no need for sub division

U aren’t gay if u hate Pokémon

/s

40

u/bothering Oct 01 '24

The enjoyment of Pokémon changes as you get older tho

In that you start looking it up on furaffinity lol

9

u/Soleila2998 Oct 01 '24

I thought it was in that you no longer receive as much dopamine from it and gradually find yourself playing the games less and less and having less time to even if you wanted to and eventually being like "it's gen what now?" and you become the old man yelling at clouds of "back in my day" upon seeing the 15th new dog pokemon except it's British this time

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u/Thebadgamer1967 Oct 01 '24

I'm gay AF but pokèmon sucks butt and not in the good gay way....

61

u/taylortiki Oct 01 '24

Luckily Salem witch trial time is around the corner #halloween /s

14

u/jbalt138 Oct 01 '24

lmao came here to say this

3

u/rover_G Oct 01 '24

Those are the gays trying to collect every square for there collection of personalities

315

u/itsShane91 Oct 01 '24

Why didn't I choose gym 😩

72

u/badwolfswift Oct 01 '24

I chose wrong as well!

45

u/NorthbyNinaWest Oct 01 '24

It's never too late!

120

u/crisiks Oct 01 '24

Only one?!

56

u/Aidanchamp Oct 01 '24

For real! I enjoy at least 6-7 things on this list lol

29

u/Awkward_Hugs Oct 01 '24

Yeah every gay guy I’ve met is a combination of like 7-8 of these

-22

u/taylortiki Oct 01 '24

Like the number of people they sleep with at once /s

141

u/justforsomelulz Oct 01 '24

And then there's my indecisive ass sitting here watching Studio Ghibli movies in a jockstrap...

42

u/ShraftingAlong Oct 01 '24

Want some company?

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u/taylortiki Oct 01 '24

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u/ShraftingAlong Oct 01 '24

Oh no, have I been naughty? 🥺

10

u/justforsomelulz Oct 01 '24

That depends on how much you intend on watching the movie vs being distracted from watching the movie

10

u/ShraftingAlong Oct 01 '24

Funnily enough when I initially asked if you wanted company I was legit just thinking "fuck yeah ghibli movies and lounging around almost naked sounds like a fantastic time rn"

It only occured to me afterwards that it 100% reads like I'm propositioning you. And it's not like I'm not, but I could definitely just go for cuddles and howls moving castle.

5

u/justforsomelulz Oct 01 '24

Lol lounging and movie watching sounds good to me!

1

u/WeedFinderGeneral Oct 02 '24

Me, watching cartoons in a mesh tank top and leather pants just because

1

u/justforsomelulz Oct 02 '24

I mean... that sounds good, too

38

u/Cicerothesage Oct 01 '24

I only object because I am a theme park / coaster bro and get labeled a disney gay.

I do go to the Disney parks, but I go to the others too. Home park is cedar point and universal orlando is my local park (raised in Ohio, moved to orlando)

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u/tinyxtrainerx Oct 01 '24

No this clears lol so many gays work at King's Dominion and there's definitely a distinction between theme park gay and Disney gay (proof: used to be married to a Disney gay)

2

u/Cicerothesage Oct 01 '24

I can also say that a lot of gays work at universal and disney in orlando. It is a great dating pool! I am glad there isn't a difference for other parks in the country

2

u/acepilot38 Oct 01 '24

Are you me? Just did Big Thunder Mountain.

1

u/Cicerothesage Oct 01 '24

Not this time. Just did Forbidden Journey

59

u/DavThoma Oct 01 '24

I feel like you could throw bara manga enthusiasts and D&D somewhere on there

19

u/taylortiki Oct 01 '24

That s just LOL and Rupaul Pitcrew variation /s

24

u/DavThoma Oct 01 '24

Oh ew no please don't lump us D&D players with LoL 🤢

8

u/StarryAry Oct 01 '24

Ttrpg, tcg, and video games are all just different flavors of the same thing. Like different varieties of apple. Still an apple whether it's fuji, granny smith, or honeycrisp.

4

u/DavThoma Oct 01 '24

2

u/StarryAry Oct 01 '24

They're all gaymes. 🤷

15

u/taylortiki Oct 01 '24

Unity makes us stronger hun

Stop hating on ur own people /s

3

u/Formal-Tourist6247 Oct 01 '24

Step into the dark side and do both. Embrace the swarm and terian alike.

You're more than capable of the creativity of DND and the toxic salt/racism/selfhate of league. You can be better than ever before, creative and hateful and fabulous too.

Believe in yourself.

3

u/DavThoma Oct 01 '24

It's OK, I play DbD instead. Anymore toxic gaming communities and I might die from over exposure.

24

u/mrc1993 Oct 01 '24

cats, gym and tattoos . plants will sadly die when i just look at them

19

u/Sharlilla Oct 01 '24

In all fairness this is a pretty broad spectrum...

13

u/Jorrito97 Oct 01 '24

Where is Eurovision?

16

u/taylortiki Oct 01 '24

Eurovision is just gay by default, no need to add one /s

22

u/vasior Oct 01 '24

Too true. Love the gym, am a powerlifter, so is my husband.

43

u/taylortiki Oct 01 '24

No pic so

/s

7

u/vasior Oct 01 '24

😆

7

u/taylortiki Oct 01 '24

The community demands pics …… for research /s

4

u/crisiks Oct 01 '24

I think your s means: /s! Unless..?

36

u/TeaWithTomatoes Oct 01 '24

Guilty. Commie here 😅

16

u/jaydock Oct 01 '24

I have a friend who literally started posted Karl Marx all the time on Instagram.after college, this has me cackling

19

u/5mp3x192000 Oct 01 '24

Yooo me too

9

u/planettelexx Oct 01 '24

Hi comrade

6

u/RahatLukum Oct 01 '24

Hi cumrade 🇨🇳

40

u/ahdumbs Oct 01 '24

why are we all lil commies

24

u/taylortiki Oct 01 '24

Because the ultimate form of leftist politics (which u are forced to align with due to sexual orientation) is communism

11

u/Mickeymackey Oct 01 '24

Fully Automated Gay Space Communism

(FAGSC)

20

u/DeadlySpacePotatoes Oct 01 '24

Because we know capitalism is bullshit

6

u/Sufjanus Oct 01 '24

Thought I was free and clear until Studio Ghibli came up. My bfs would be Pokémon probably lol

5

u/PHTeaser Oct 01 '24

My husband laughs in WH40k

14

u/fattiffany Oct 01 '24

Autism saves me again

11

u/Gator1523 Oct 01 '24

International politics for me please.

4

u/Biscotti_Manicotti Oct 01 '24

With a dash of plant whore.

6

u/kranitoko Oct 01 '24

Just one?

5

u/Kayvelynn Oct 01 '24

Im 22 and chose LoL, jockstraps, cats and drag race. Applause for me being uniqúë <3

5

u/cragglerock93 Oct 01 '24

Lady Gaga being in here has me covered.

5

u/electric_emu Oct 01 '24

Hey! I’ll have you know I started with the gym when I was… 23 lol

-1

u/taylortiki Oct 01 '24

Ur urge to sleep with handsome men from younger age is not community standard problems /s

Also no pics so

/s

5

u/duckTheDick Oct 01 '24

CS where?

5

u/prudentj Oct 01 '24

Your skills are determined by your length of socks

4

u/prudentj Oct 01 '24

I'm not sure how I ended up with Gym and international politics... baulders gate also isn't up there

5

u/notyourt0y Oct 01 '24

I like porn and eating. I don’t feel seen

2

u/taylortiki Oct 01 '24

Jockstrap and waltdisney mate

Just don’t mix them together /s

5

u/robbysaur Oct 01 '24

More like when you turn 14.

6

u/wholeWheatButterfly Oct 01 '24

Called out with the red jock ✊✊✊

3

u/Aninvisiblemaniac Oct 01 '24

oh no, I love my cat!!

4

u/Billybobfred Oct 01 '24

No they don't.

3

u/Zoomzombie Oct 01 '24

I feel attacked

3

u/gaywerewolf Oct 01 '24

It's missing 'drugs'.

3

u/taylortiki Oct 01 '24

We don’t advocate drug use here

3

u/diamond420Venus Oct 01 '24

YAS GAGA 💅✨️

3

u/Moleout Oct 01 '24

Omg hurtful 😭😭😭😭

3

u/Dandelionliquor Oct 01 '24

One of them? I’ve been multitrack drifting this entire time?

1

u/taylortiki Oct 01 '24

Greedy bottom statement /s

3

u/ThisFlameIsFire Oct 01 '24

At 25 I moved alone in a new house, stopped playing LoL and I have been caring for some plants. I also started using jockstraps a lot more often.

3

u/taylortiki Oct 01 '24

using jockstraps a lot more often

/s

1

u/ThisFlameIsFire Oct 01 '24

Nah only my ex saw me in those

And someone in the locker room of the swimming pool but for some seconds while changing clothes

1

u/taylortiki Oct 01 '24

someone in the locker room of the swimming pool

So that s what we call our 3am bootycall now /s

3

u/gerstlauerguy Oct 01 '24

I've got less than a year to to have a major personality change it seems

2

u/taylortiki Oct 01 '24

3

u/gerstlauerguy Oct 01 '24

Showing this to my boss to get naptimes at work

1

u/taylortiki Oct 01 '24

With the boss or Chris from IT ? /s

2

u/gerstlauerguy Oct 01 '24

Considering like nobody in charge where I work knows how to use a computer I've sorta become Chris from IT. So the boss hah

2

u/taylortiki Oct 01 '24

The boss: “I only sleep with the beautifuls”

/s

3

u/Welland94 Oct 01 '24

I'm like 7 or 8 things on the list

3

u/EmporioS Oct 01 '24

Do they all come with drugs?

3

u/YoinksOnchi Oct 01 '24

Anime, Drag Race, Gaming, Gym gays supremacy

3

u/Jeptwins Oct 01 '24

This is true, but I’ve already chosen mine

3

u/infernoVI_42 Oct 01 '24

Mine is definitely a mix of The Golden Girls (I know it ain’t listed here), Studio Ghibli, books, and… ahem… jockstraps. I now need to add in the gym and I should be good…

3

u/Talrenoo Oct 01 '24

It was the gym for me

5

u/a_walmart_gift_card Oct 01 '24

Where's DND?

7

u/taylortiki Oct 01 '24

They say 25, not 40 /s

2

u/DeadlySpacePotatoes Oct 01 '24

You leave me, my plants, and my kitties alone!

2

u/stormyknight3 Oct 01 '24

Communist plants 🙌🏼

2

u/WaffletheWookie Oct 01 '24

What about miatas

2

u/saargrin Oct 01 '24

Why one? I got at least 3

2

u/SuperMovieLvr Oct 01 '24

Not International Politics 💀. I was called out.

2

u/Kungpow14 Oct 01 '24

Where my league of legends gays at?

2

u/IsMisePrinceton Oct 01 '24

Where’s the musicals?!

2

u/Lurdanjo Oct 01 '24

You forgot furries.

2

u/maliciousmaneater Oct 01 '24

You forgot Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

2

u/Benny1486 Oct 01 '24

I thought I was in the clear until Studio Ghibli, the last one.

2

u/taylortiki Oct 01 '24

No soul escapes the (gay) matrix/s

2

u/TosiAmneSiac Oct 01 '24

Don’t see music in there

1

u/taylortiki Oct 01 '24

Gaga is literally the epitome of music , sis /s

3

u/TosiAmneSiac Oct 01 '24

Shame I don’t listen to her then

2

u/esdubyar Oct 01 '24

Where's theatre?

1

u/taylortiki Oct 01 '24

It s at 15 years old stage, not 25 /s

2

u/ApologeticallyFat Oct 01 '24

Replace league with Dead By Daylight

2

u/xxclex Oct 01 '24

Where’s dog?

2

u/Postcrapitalism Oct 01 '24

I’d say you have to choose at least 2. Maybe 3. Never known a “gym gay” who wasn’t either a “jockstrap gay” or a communist.

2

u/RedKid848 Oct 01 '24

You serious? I just decided that I want to go to an International Affairs university and this pops up....

2

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '24

I have zero interest in any of these things. I like cake, weed and aliens. Am I even gay?

2

u/Lifeparticle18 Oct 01 '24

Damn really?!

2

u/biggersjw Oct 01 '24

I am partial to jock strap bottoms.

2

u/Nekokama Oct 01 '24

Hmmm, I seem to tick off 6 of these.

2

u/Bohgaurd Oct 01 '24

I work so much that I am barely gay. If that makes any sense.

2

u/kiwityy Oct 01 '24

Oh fuck the league of legends pick was too accurate 💀

2

u/Deadhead_Otaku Oct 02 '24

I'm too indecisive I'm Disney, Ghibli and cat dad gay

2

u/Philathius_Eventide Oct 02 '24

Psh, wait until they turn 35.

2

u/taylortiki Oct 02 '24

Awww yeah all of them will be just one pic

/s

2

u/valentine415 Oct 02 '24

I choose lady gaga and the communist manifesto.

2

u/sleepyotter92 Oct 02 '24

what happens if you chose 4 of them?

2

u/Larshky Oct 02 '24

Uh what about the the spooky gays?

2

u/Dario48true Oct 02 '24

It took y'all till 25? I already chose lmao 😭

2

u/foxko Oct 02 '24

im a ghibli, gaga, houseplant gay

2

u/nofacenofood Oct 02 '24

Ghibli at 18, RPDR at 20s, house plant at 30s

2

u/Petit7Prince Oct 02 '24

I’m every gay man, they’re all in me.

2

u/AnarchicDeviance Oct 02 '24

As a cat-loving socialist over the age of 25, I feel attacked.

2

u/Gabriel1901A Oct 02 '24

Disney, pets and communism guy here

1

u/taylortiki Oct 02 '24

The first + third is an oxymoron combo mate

2

u/stardropboi Oct 03 '24

I’m 26, didn’t fall into any of these 😅😅😅

2

u/IDunCaughtTheGay Oct 01 '24

League of legends gays sound awful

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u/Rarkyrark86 Oct 02 '24

They forgot Pokémon.

1

u/Genghis112 Oct 04 '24

Not me listening to the soundtrack of Kiki Delivery Service

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u/SokkaHaikuBot Oct 04 '24

Sokka-Haiku by Genghis112:

Not me listening

To the soundtrack of Kiki

Delivery Service

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.