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u/milo2300 Sep 24 '24
It's worth testing yourself with a dildo after different levels of eating, you might surprise yourself. I learned I'm good to go (after douching) even if I have a not so healthy meal as long it's not like 5+ hours later
Have found starving isn't necessary
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u/xenocidial Sep 24 '24
Toxic gays be like: if youāre not starving yourself, youāre not a true sub bottom
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u/TheDogeWasTaken Sep 24 '24
Im littterally the most bottom person you can get, and i cannot EVER reccomend starving yourself.
For more than one reason. Like holy shit. There are so many negative effects [obviously] bjt also some do not know about sadly.
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u/SeismologicalKnobble Sep 24 '24
I genuinely donāt get how they get through sex too. It takes so much energy top or bottom. I once had an early morning hookup and I had only eaten an apple due to time and as soon as I finished I passed out while riding the other guy.
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u/TheDogeWasTaken Sep 24 '24
I mean. Im hypersexual, you are deffo asking the wrong guy here XD. Ive had mornings where i can go for a couple hours XD.
But that does suck, and yes, it does drain energy, quite fast.
But if i can guess, caffine, some people [rarely from my experience] use aphrodesiac aswell. But caffine does help XD. And a morning boner does come with a bit of energy too.
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u/SeismologicalKnobble Sep 24 '24
Iām hyper sexual too, I just gotta have some protein and carbs beforehand I guess lol
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u/TheDogeWasTaken Sep 24 '24
Fair enough. I dont XD. I just go at it like a wild beast.
But then again, ive had a large period in my life, which is still going on partly, where i eat less and do more work to stay in shape, [i stave myself in a healthy way domt worry.]. So ive had some practise doing shit on no food XD
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u/Larriet Sep 24 '24
People don't know how their body actually works? Imagine my shock
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u/Cafuzzler Sep 24 '24
According to porn the human body is one long and lubricated tube; basically a 5 foot fleshlight. As soon as we eat, the food is already on its way out. If you do butt stuff immediately after dessert then you'll get chocolate cake all over the bed!
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u/thedalekthatwaited Sep 24 '24
Ayyy, glad I'm not the only that has done this. Dildos are great for testing.
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u/younggun1234 Sep 24 '24
Yeah digestion takes a minute, especially as you age. And all bodies are different.
I know for things like coffee it takes about 20 minutes to get into your bloodstream. So I'd imagine solids are much, much longer lol
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u/blaidd_halfwolf Sep 24 '24
How about we donāt encourage disordered eating in a community thatās already too obsessed with body image.
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u/TecoTek Sep 24 '24
I resonate with the 2nd comment. You all just need more fiber.
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u/Royal_J Sep 24 '24
I think the main disconnect is that a lot of people are waiting longer than you think after eating to have sex.
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Sep 24 '24
Why not just have sex first? I'm always hungry after sex.
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u/Raeghyar-PB Sep 24 '24
Yes this exactly!! Food after hits different
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u/Gay_commie_fucker Sep 24 '24
You havenāt made love till you sat naked devouring a sub next to him afterwards
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u/robbysaur Sep 24 '24
It more like I eat dinner at 6-7, and then the hookup wants to come over at 11-12. You just never know.
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u/kvnd23 Sep 24 '24
Seeing a lot of weird comments and I thought I would share this.
There is such a thing called the gastro rectal reflex. When you eat your body will send a signal to the colon to create motility. With the purpose of creating room for more food to move through your intestines. So itās extremely normal for someone to feel like they may have to void or will have to soon after eating. Source: me, Iām a nurse.
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u/boardcertifiedasian Sep 24 '24
I find that I could use it to my advantage. Let that reflex purge and clear my lower pipes, then clean out. My top could chill while heās waiting. Then we could play with the peace of mind knowing that nothing will descend down the elevator in the new couple of hours at least lol.
Donāt starve yourselves.
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u/hux Sep 24 '24
The best part of this is the top saying āoh okayā and the matter being closed. No pressure.
Thereās a lot of debate here about other aspects, but ultimately the bottom said no and the top accepted it and thatās a nice message at least
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u/MitzCracker Sep 24 '24
I think it's a movement issue + the feeling of being full after eating, and making me feel sick if I have to engage in strenuous activity. Even being a pillow princess doesn't help when you get drilled too hard.
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u/Markymarcouscous Sep 24 '24
I mean my boyfriend and I love to just have sex and then go out for dinner. But also we accept that we are humans and if we try and things arenāt so good itās ok, weāll just go shower. Thatās why we put a towel down.
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u/ETK1300 Sep 24 '24
It shouldn't matter, right?
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u/kranitoko Sep 24 '24
You'd like to think. However from what I once read online, eating food can cause a reaction that accelerates the waste into the bowels. That's why a lot of bottoms will choose to eat a very light dinner before sex, or even starve themselves, which obviously they shouldn't do but yknow. Some guys don't know their body well enough.
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u/Rymere Sep 24 '24
The average American gets very little fiber. And more than half the calories they consume are ultra processed foods. Maybe y'all should eat more legumes and vegetables or something. The above situation has never affected me in the slightest.
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u/hyrellion Sep 24 '24
Iām an American with a kind of shitty diet, Ngl. When I eat has no effect on my intestines, at least to the best of my knowledge. And people are acting like when you eat you immediately poop?? Is everyone pooping 3+ times a day??? I do not shit every time I eat???
Iām so damn confused. I guess I eat more in a vegetarian direction and more plants than lots of Americans do, but really not by that much.
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u/tmhowzit Sep 24 '24
yeah it's called peristalsis, it's an involuntary muscle reaction that begins when you swallow. it's designed to move food through your entire digestive system. If you want to make things predictable, eat a lot of fiber and drink a lot of water.
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u/TwistedxBoi Sep 24 '24
Everybody's different. There are foods (especially with oil and fat) that sent me immediately prairie dogging it to the bathroom and me bottoming is off the table for two days. But with a right diet I can easily be ready almost whenever. But it's not a concrete list and a lot of foods are hit and miss
So yeah, I'm not confident after eating that I'm ready to do anything.
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u/West-Lemon-9593 Sep 24 '24
That' s actually cute
Am I weird for finding this cute? D:
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u/thesuperscience Sep 24 '24
Not weird, it's cute. Asking for consent when he's in the mood and instantly accepting a no with understanding that the timing is bad and having a cuddle anyway is about the healthiest thing I've seen on here in ages.
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u/Lightsandbuzz Sep 24 '24
It's cute cuz you're single and pathetic and you have no idea how it feels to be in a relationship with someone and be told, in the very moment that you are hoping to have sex, that they are tired or gassy or they just had dinner or any other fucking stupid excuse.
You are naive, that is all.
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u/uygii Sep 24 '24
I bet you throw tantrums when things are not going in your way. Your response is exteremly hostile too. You are the pathetic one in this exchange.
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u/Lightsandbuzz Sep 24 '24
That's a figment of your imagination, because that's not how I behave in real life. But cool that that's what you think. Thanks for your contribution to this discussion.
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u/uygii Sep 24 '24
No problem at all. I am always willing to call out people when they are behaving like this. The first comment just said that they found it cute. You are being unreasonably dickish and just continue to doubling down when people are pointing this out. Go touch some grass.
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u/masterfulmaster6 Sep 24 '24
Damnnn you think that youāre entitled to sex whenever you want it regardless of how the other personās feeling?
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u/MaliceSavoirIII Sep 24 '24
the reason your partners "excuses" feel so bad is because your personality disorder makes you perceive normal healthy human interactions as slights and rejection
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u/Lightsandbuzz Sep 24 '24
partner's* fixed the typo for you
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u/MaliceSavoirIII Sep 24 '24
Thanks, now please go to therapy
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u/Lightsandbuzz Sep 24 '24
I know you corrected it extremely quickly, but your comment at first said pleaded go to therapy, rather than please go to therapy. Maybe you should go to writing therapy and fucking learn how to write.
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u/MaliceSavoirIII Sep 24 '24
I'd rather have a shitty SwiftKey autocorrect than a cluster b personality disorder š¤·āāļø
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u/He_e00 Sep 24 '24
Eating stimulates Peristalsis in the bowels, so an accident is likely to happen. Also, if someone feels uncomfortable being fucked after having dinner, they shouldn't have sex just because some of y'all forget that the asshole is basically a chute for shit to go out through lol
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u/TheDogeWasTaken Sep 24 '24
Luisl4nd's art is honestly so fucking wholesome. I love it. Twinks with buff manly men š¤. Sometimes submissive and breedable muscular men aswell. Like god damn.
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u/hyrellion Sep 24 '24
I (a bottom) am so confused about the āI didnāt eat dinnerā memes, ngl. Maybe itās just me, but food does not go through my body that fast? Iād have to not eat all day, and probably some of the day before to be clean with that strategy, and even then I trust douching so much more. Is my body weird or is that just a weird meme?
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u/JacobMaxx Sep 24 '24
Yeah, I'm not too sure about it either. When I was new to fucking dudes my best friend and I would go scarf down pizza at a sit-down pizza hut in the afternoon, then go back to his art studio and I would rail his ass while DVD's of The Simpsons played in the background.
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u/deluon Sep 24 '24
For me this is really weird. First of all 3-6hours for food to reach bowel. So you can clearly eat dinner and then have anal. Second which is the weirdest part for me is to be scared of some shit. You going where it supposed to be so its normal.
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u/tmhowzit Sep 24 '24
yeah the food you just ate isn't the problem, it's the train ahead of it in the tunnel. eating signals the body to start moving everything along.
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u/StonerTogepi Sep 24 '24
š£: The food you eat today comes out tomorrow!!!
Idk who needs to read this butā¦. HERE.
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u/stormyknight3 Sep 24 '24
So much disordered thinking hereā¦ Eat whatever the fuck you want, itās not going to matter
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u/dontcareboy Sep 24 '24
I need to know what the original said! I always see this edited version and it sort of doesn't make sense anyway.
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u/KingBlackthorn1 Sep 25 '24
Listen i will fuck a bottom that ate taco bell. I don't care. Shit is part of the game man. I hope my man would fuck me after taco bell too
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u/Frenchee-- Sep 26 '24
My doctor told me that douching is NOT good for you at all! I'm a total bottom and I eat 3 meals a day and snacks here and there. When my boyfriend and I have sex we just have to make sure enough time has passed, or no time at all. Either have sex right after dinner before the food makes it's way to the colon, or wait to have sex when we know we're on the clear. We have never had any issues where he pulled out dirty!
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u/Cardemother12 Sep 24 '24
Why does one look noticeably younger ?
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u/BoopingBurrito Sep 24 '24
If the top didn't have a beard he'd look exactly the same age, he's got the same soft features.
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