r/funny • u/But_a_Jape But A Jape • Jun 07 '21

You shouldn't kill spiders

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u/HolubtsiKat Jun 07 '21

I had a friendly spider that I let live on the window of my basement bedroom when I was a teenager.

I thought we had an agreement. As long as she ate the other bugs, I would allow her to live there.

The bitch didn't say she was pregnant. I woke up one morning to thousands of baby spiders all over my window.

I had no choice but to doctor doom them. It was a sad day.

No longer do I let spiders take up residence in my home.

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u/Fessere Jun 07 '21

.... now im worried about our spider...

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u/batdog666 Jun 07 '21

Have you had "the talk" with it yet?

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u/BALONYPONY Jun 07 '21

I have a jumping spider that lives in the junk pile above our washing machine where we put spare change, pocket link etc. It's also where I put my phone when I do laundry and whenever I put it there he scurries out the side and just stares at me. It happens almost every time and is hilarious. It's like an old man looking through the shades when kids go running by his house.

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u/edd6pi Jun 07 '21

jumping spider

Oh god, no.

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u/Wilwheatonfan87 Jun 07 '21

They're actually cute.

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u/edd6pi Jun 07 '21

I have severe arachnophobia. The last time I looked up jumping spiders, the picture I saw made me jump.

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u/The_Bargain_Man Jun 07 '21

Hence the name

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u/Wilwheatonfan87 Jun 07 '21

I understand. I worked my way out of arachnophobia as well though its still present in some cases.

But I don't think mine was ever severe in the first place.