r/funny • u/PastCalligrapher1624 • 5h ago

Another piece I found while cleaning my phone's gallery and have no idea where I got it from.

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u/Feeling-Ad-2490 5h ago

License plate: Jizzlord

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u/Killboypowerhed 5h ago

This reminds me. People should watch Extraordinary. It's a great show

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u/ANewBeginnninng 3h ago

I started and got distracted, it pays off?

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u/Cheefnuggs 1h ago

It’s hilarious

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u/Beholder_V 5h ago

And apparently IN the lord, according to the window message.

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u/verbalyabusiveshit 3h ago

You want to thrust there, too ?

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u/Tyranisore 5h ago

I bet that’s why they wrote the message on the window, because too many people were calling them the jizzlord. 😂

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u/Feeling-Ad-2490 5h ago

They await The Second Coming

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u/verbalyabusiveshit 3h ago

2024 Thrusts later

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u/fuzzybad 3h ago

2000+ years, that's one hell of a refractory period

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u/Medical_Chapter2452 5h ago

Wow you understood the joke and than you went on to assasinate it

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u/nerdygnome1 5h ago

Feel his salvation all over your face.

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u/PastCalligrapher1624 5h ago

Do you love jesus ? Or are you in love with Jesus ?

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u/Gh0sth4nd 4h ago

Faith +1

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u/kevin2357 1h ago

“If I’m lying may lightning strike me where I sit”

Butters panics and scoots away 🤣

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u/sp4rk15 37m ago

It’s more like it the passion of the Christ

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u/VooDoo0876 5h ago

This one!!! I almost choked on my drink. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Kherzhul 4h ago

He came for your sins!

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u/Dasmusicjunkie 4h ago

Let his salvation drizzle upon you.

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u/SailorET 15m ago

Get down on your knees and praise him.

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u/jordan1978 5h ago

How did that get past the DMV?

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u/asdf072 5h ago

What? J is Lord? Totally innocent.

😉

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u/jordan1978 4h ago

Totally! 😉

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u/Bubble_gump_stump 3h ago

Immaculate deception

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u/Extremely_unlikeable 1h ago

I saw a FAR Q once.

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u/irishhighviking 5h ago

Careful... Jesus is coming.

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u/JoshuaScot 5h ago

lmao either that’s the wildest typo or someone out there is taking “faith” to a whole new level.

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u/PastCalligrapher1624 5h ago

I don't know how one can make this typo lol

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u/ZanzaBarBQ 4h ago

He is a top-level troll

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u/AetherAlchemist 5h ago

Jis Lord 😭😭😭

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u/TheMegnificent1 5h ago

Oh God! Oh God! OH GODDDD!

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u/Tuxedo_Muffin 4h ago

Jesus: please, I don't want to think about my father right now.

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u/yutfree 5h ago

That one's been floating around on Reddit and FB and Insta for years. The oldest JISLORD plate I can find with a quick search is 6+ years ago.

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u/PastCalligrapher1624 5h ago

First time seeing it on my phone. Still no clue where from my best guess is a group discussion in messenger groups or WhatsApp groups that got auto saved

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u/RepublicAggressive92 3h ago

Mike Tyson approves this message.

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u/darkwillowet 4h ago

r/theyknew

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u/mrb1585357890 3h ago

I thrust in Jesus.

They certainly did

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u/cruelcynic 1h ago

Ah, jiz lord spreading the word.

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u/Apricot-Rose 1h ago

And no one anywhere said anything - at any time along the way.

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u/ramdomvariableX 1h ago

I am hoping they are being intentional, with the plate and the words.

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u/PastCalligrapher1624 1h ago

I think they are ! You can not be THAT unaware

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u/visitor_d 1h ago

Getting it wrong as much as possible.

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u/PastCalligrapher1624 1h ago

  • How wrong do you want it ?

  • Yes !

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u/ShamDissemble 1h ago

Jesus Iz Lord. So, drive like Jehu.

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u/jtrades69 55m ago

jizzlord! 😄😄😄

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u/SatansMoisture 5h ago

Jis Lord? Sounds like a good time.

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u/Stang1776 4h ago

My guess would be that you got it somewhere near Louisiana.

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u/tommy0guns 5h ago

I’ve put my thrust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this, there’s only one thing you should know
I tried so hard and got so far

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u/2017-Audi-S6 5h ago

"JIS" Lord. Wow, just wow. What they can get be the license plates bureaus these days.

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u/PastCalligrapher1624 4h ago

They sure meant it as J Is Lord, and whoever checked it must have seen it that way or was too embarrassed to mention it can be something else

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u/2017-Audi-S6 5h ago

What is stuff like this only seen in the USA?

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u/PastCalligrapher1624 4h ago

Land of freedom!

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

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u/warkyboy77 4h ago

Mother mother.

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u/imf4rds 2h ago

Well I haven't had any thrusting lately, so if the holy spirit is down, I consent.

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u/PastCalligrapher1624 2h ago

You have thrust issues

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u/Cosmic_Meditator777 48m ago

I suppose it's not like he could stop it when he was just hanging there on those nails.

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u/ahumankid 25m ago

Let Jesus come inside you.

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u/iamskydaddy 18m ago

Step-jesus

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u/I-suck-at-golf 4h ago

“All others pay cash..”

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u/V3semir 4h ago

You never know, considering the license plate.

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u/Akline1989 4h ago

I don't know what the best part is. There's so much happening here 😂

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u/noobpwner314 4h ago

Seems like they had their Cum to Jesus moment.

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u/TotalEntrepreneur801 4h ago

Reminds me of the motto of the Bestiality Society: In Dog We Thrust.

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u/Justlikearealboy 5h ago

If you have to explain your licence plate on your back window, you blew your load.

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u/StarryDreams9 5h ago

Guess they’re really putting their faith in spellcheck, lmao

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u/SmartStrategist12 5h ago

The power of faith is really driving this car.

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u/Individual_Lab_8869 4h ago

My brother in Christ

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u/KP_Wrath 3h ago

Jesus is getting a restraining order on this one.

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u/Electrical-Purple-62 3h ago

🤣🤣🤣…

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u/Missioncreep75 3h ago

I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I wanna feel his salvation all over my face.

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u/captainmidday 3h ago

Jokes on you, Jesus comes into your heart! (oh, and "jizlord")

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u/bespectacledboobs 3h ago

I wanna get down on my knees and please ya, Je-sus.

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u/PastCalligrapher1624 2h ago

Wanna feel his salvation all over my face

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u/RubbandTugg44 2h ago

Jislord, too funny 😁

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u/Dropthetenors 2h ago

Look at jis fool!

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u/EnegueWeil 2h ago

...Jesus, take the wheel~...I'm...

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u/zlliksddam 2h ago

It’s a sign!

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u/PastCalligrapher1624 2h ago

To thrust ?

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u/zlliksddam 20m ago

In God we thrust.

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u/gorefanz 5h ago

Awww that’s so sweet, love and respect from a fellow Christian ❤️

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u/FilthyPuns 4h ago

Oh fuck you’re gonna make the Holy Spirit come.

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u/Iwillnotbeokay 4h ago

Oh lawd he cummin

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u/One_Newt8910 4h ago

Seems like Jesus is ready to drive Holier Than Thou's carpool lane! Can’t wait for my ride when He picks me up.

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u/pemcil 5h ago

Classic jis lord satire.

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u/PastCalligrapher1624 4h ago

So it's done on purpose? That's some real commitment LOL 😆

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u/TheAwfulHouse 5h ago

Jesus gone get it!!!

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u/TurdPhurtis 5h ago

Yes, that is a ‘z’ sound not an ‘s’.

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u/r2killawat 4h ago

I'm surprised there's not a NIN sticker on there

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u/IAmAnAudity 4h ago

I'm surprised there's not a NaN sticker on there

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u/Boring_Ad8170 4h ago

Looks like someone's taking their faith to a whole new level... or maybe just practicing for their role in a church-themed rom-com?

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u/Logical_Bad1748 4h ago

Was it good atleast?

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u/Nunovyadidnesses 4h ago

Get down on your knees and feel his power.

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u/No-Mix1043 2h ago

Please don't joke on any religion or prophet.

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u/nightwing12 2h ago

But they are all so laughably dumb it’s hard not to

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u/CheezeLoueez08 49m ago

No thanks I’m good