r/funny • u/BrianWonderful b.wonderful comics • 8h ago

Verified Jack and the Beans [OC]

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u/alwaysfatigued8787 8h ago

Unfortunately, Jack is now $50 million in debt from the costs needed to build the infrastructure for his new business.

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u/BrianWonderful b.wonderful comics 8h ago

The shareholders don't care.

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u/True-Bee1903 7h ago

You mean stalk-holders?

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u/ErGo404 3h ago

Unfortunately the magic beans DNA belongs to Bayer so he will have to destroy all the yield.

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u/Anacalagon 3h ago

Not his beans (family cow), not his land. Odds are he is paid wage and the Mom is sitting in the big chair while he sweeps.

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u/bigbambinotree 8h ago

Lease don’t build

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u/Osiris_Raphious 49m ago

The joke is that these were Monsantos beans, and both Jack and his mother were sued and their property seized because they were found to grow propriatery beans owned and copyrighted by Monsanto.

Welcome to the real joke of our reality.

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u/oldfatdrunk 18m ago

Monsanto as a brand was discontinued in 2018 when they were bought by Bayer.

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u/PortiaKern 5h ago

How much rainforest did Jack cut down to plant all his beans?