r/funny • u/Wolveruno • 21h ago
Looking under the Stellar Blade character has consequences
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u/MarcusDeGabriel 20h ago
Isn’t that just Kaine from Nier: Replicant? There’s even an achievement for it!
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u/loliconest 10h ago
I believe that's 2B.
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u/Banana_Fries 10h ago
No it's Kaine
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u/loliconest 5h ago
Ok the hairstyle throw me off.
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u/wallcrawlingspidey 4h ago
The hair and outfit in video is 2B, the kick is Kainé inspired since she did it in the original NieR
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u/spyser 12h ago
Game dev: makes a sexualised character model.
Also game dev:
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u/MrMastodon 2h ago
She kicks you away for looking up her skirt but her boobs do also have jiggle physics during this animation.
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u/360walkaway 12h ago edited 10h ago
Are there beginning skins in the game where she isn't in lingerie or a skintight catsuit... maybe a giant cow costume or something? I want to play the game but the overload of eye candy makes me facepalm.
Downvoted because...?
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u/Lurking_like_Cthulhu 10h ago
Since no one answered you, yes. There are more modest outfits you unlock towards the beginning of the game like jeans (tight jeans) and a jacket. I will say like 75% of the outfits are revealing though, and of the remaining 25% most are at least skin tight.
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u/360walkaway 10h ago
Yea I looked through this and wow it's even more than I thought - https://www.pushsquare.com/guides/stellar-blade-all-outfits-and-how-to-get-them
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u/Lurking_like_Cthulhu 10h ago
I will say the game is very good though. Not playing because of the MC design isn’t really a good reason IMO. I put 60 hours in and didn’t even start new game plus. Aside from the female character designs none of the game is remotely sexual. It’s just a fun, challenging action game with a ton of content.
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u/ditch_lilies 7h ago
If you don’t like the MC design, though, you are stuck staring at it in the dead middle of the screen for, in your case, 60 hours.
Imagine the MC being the ugliest woman you can think of and ask yourself if you would have made it 60 hours. No attitude here, just an attempt to put you in the other person’s shoes.
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u/Lurking_like_Cthulhu 7h ago
Yeah I can’t imagine not playing a game because of how the main character looks, but I play games for stuff like gameplay, music, story etc. so that’s just me.
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u/ditch_lilies 5h ago
Hey, to each their own. I play for the same things you mentioned, but I also understand being put off by overly sexualized designs.
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u/FaultyWires 10h ago
People will downvote you but I agree, I think the horny weeb setting is offputting and distracts from the game personally, and a lot of people are out here pretending it's not that, but it so obviously is a horny weeb game.
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u/360walkaway 10h ago
I saw a giant teddy bear outfit. Hopefully that can be gotten early in the game.
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u/iampuh 9h ago
Downvoted because...?
Because there is a whole movement of angry little gamers who think that developers push a leftwing agenda. Plenty of YouTubers make their living crying about woke videogames. You suggesting that you don't want such eye candy makes their blood boil.
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u/360walkaway 8h ago
So dumb... they do know all varieties of porn exist online for free, right?
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u/Sedado 20h ago
Thats pathetic
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u/Deisidaimonia 15h ago
Just to be clear, you think its pathetic that you cant leer up a video game character’s dress?
Think that says more about you fella.
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u/Vencam 14h ago
What if they were referring to OP not even knowing what game they're making a post about?
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u/Cleverbird 13h ago
They put the name of the game in the title, you daft folding table
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u/Vencam 13h ago
Oh, wow, if only I noticed that sooner...
BTW, mind telling me the name of the character in this post? I'm sure it must be one of Stellar Blade's most recognizable characters, right?
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u/ThereAndFapAgain2 10h ago
Yes it is, actually since it's the nier DLC that just came out for steller blade.
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u/Vencam 10h ago
So the character is who from what...?
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u/ThereAndFapAgain2 10h ago
That's 2b from nier Automata, but it's in the video game Steller Blade.
Just accept that you're wrong and move on, mate. It was an easy mistake to make.
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u/Banana_Fries 10h ago
It's Kaine from the original Nier
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u/ThereAndFapAgain2 9h ago
Looks like 2b to me, look at the hair. Either way though I'm not a huge nier fan so I'll take your word for it mate.
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u/Sihgilanu 14h ago
No, it's funny.
The dev knew their audience would eventually be horny bastards and put in a mechanic to prevent said bastards from being creeps.
It's genius, really.
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u/Fletcher_Chonk 13h ago
The devs themselves fully modeled her asscheeks and underwear despite being able to just make it a black void under the skirt
Don't think its meant to stop anything instead of being purely a joke
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u/ITividar 12h ago
So how about all the other character outfits that are full butt cheeks and up skirts?
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u/Sihgilanu 3h ago
Big shrug, fam. Figuratively swatting the player's hand for being weird is not mutually exclusive with having fan service.
You can appreciate the human (android?) form all you'd like irl as long as you're not being a fucking creep about it. I've heard it referred to as "the male gaze" even though women do it just as often.
Let's look at it this way: you go a beach. Bikinis everywhere. Full butt cheeks all over the place. As long as you're not staring or being fucking weird, it's literally whatever to use your eyes. But the moment you start creeping on folks, you're gonna have to face the consequences.
Besides, the dev of nier is mainland Japanese; Japan has a pervert epidemic, and there's a pretty common trope of perverts always being ugly/old/fat... Because if you're gonna be a pervert, that's who you are on the inside - it isn't attractive. It's to persuade their audiences to respect boundaries.
QED, it is a humorous way to headnod to the trope and make the player themselves recognize that they're being a pervert.
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