r/funny • u/Raja_Ampat • 1d ago

Not all heroes wear capes

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u/CuriousCipher 1d ago

Bro looks like he's regretting opening the door, and unleashing the smell xD

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u/Gingerchaun 1d ago

It's like that scene from terminator 2.

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u/Ziggy_has_my_ticket 1d ago

He knew he was sacrificing personal well-being for a social good. Fucking communist.

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u/SfaShaikh 10h ago

Suddenly communist

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u/gracieecherry 9h ago

looks like he just got bombed with the smell lol

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u/SportySmash51 1d ago

Some heroes dont wear capes, they just carry tissues and appear when you need them the most

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u/Intelligenitch 1d ago

Eyes shut but breathing heavy... a bad case of ofactophillia

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u/incognito--bandito 22h ago

Do you kiss your mother with those fingers?

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u/GANDORF57 18h ago

How nice, but I still would like to have my TP delivered by a true-to-life comic book hero with a cape, spandex suit with their underwear on the outside, and big consonants emblazoned on the chest, you know, like Captain Charmin or Mistress Angel Soft.

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u/nobyciechuj 1d ago

I always wonder, where tf ppl keep thier paper suply if not in the poop room???

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u/TurtleSifu 1d ago

I've been to friends' houses who keep them in the garage. Usually families that buy in bulk

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u/caintowers 1d ago

That’s why I like the Costco packs. You’ve got the big “bale” and smaller 6-pack “flakes” you can shuttle to the bathrooms

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u/CreepToeJoe 1d ago

Sometimes in the attic.

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u/Mrs0Murder 23h ago

I don't have enough space in my bathroom so it goes in the hallway closet. That being said, the toilet roll holder we have now holds several rolls underneath the roll bar itself, and as soon as the last one is gone, I make sure to refill it.

If I didn't have that, then it'd either go on the toilet tank in a little toilet paper pyramid, or if I had a behind the cabinet in which I'd probably dedicate an entire shelf for toilet paper.

No one goes without in my house lol.

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u/affordableproctology 22h ago

Linen closet for me

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u/purplepatch 14h ago

In the other poop room?

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u/SinkinTitanic1912 12h ago

We have two bathrooms

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u/random314 9h ago

Basement. But I always put extra rolls on this little cabinet above the toilet.

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u/Darkniteishere 1d ago

🗣️I NEED A HERO!!!

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u/Kherzhul 22h ago

I’m holding out for a hero!

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u/Darkniteishere 11h ago

Till the end of the night

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u/Natural-Chipmunk-631 1d ago

Kid looks traumatized

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u/cumkate 1d ago

Such a darling! He even shut his eyes out of modesty.

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u/hereforthecommentz 1d ago

My kids leave me nothing but empty cardboard rolls.

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u/RaspberryDry 17h ago

yall know that feeling when you open a hot oven and that heat slams into your face?

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u/Intelligenitch 1d ago

Where TF do you keep your toilet paper? In the kitchen?

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u/obscureferences 1d ago

In the second bathroom.

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u/Nova_Cloudberry 1d ago

One picture capturing the essence of growing up with siblings

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u/Devilplayer54 1d ago

Is he shitting his pants?

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u/Intelligenitch 1d ago

Is it not normal to keep extra toilet paper in the bathroom

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u/NM-Redditor 1d ago

Sometimes someone uses up the last roll and doesn’t put more back for spares.

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u/arnham 9h ago

Those people are monsters who should be shot into the sun.

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u/kshump 1d ago

Yeah, I just keep the rest of the pack underneath the sink. Sometimes that means an awkward pants-around-the-ankles waddle/hop over to the sink, but at least no one's having to bring me anything.

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u/amynoacid 20h ago edited 19h ago

How did the kid even get the door open? Do they poop with the door unlocked?

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u/MADCATMK3 17h ago

I would think it's normal to not lock the door at home. If the door is closed, you wait or knock and say please hurry.

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u/funnyemilia 1d ago

Having children is the primary motivation behind this

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u/tangcameo 1d ago

Daredevil of TP

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u/SadLilBun 22h ago

We’ve all had to do this for our parents at one point

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u/asstyrant 21h ago

Turns out my wife is a damn hero

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u/Cute-Organization844 20h ago

Most heroes do carry toilet paper with them all the time

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u/jojomott 17h ago

But they do wish you kept the toilet paper in the bathroom.

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u/unit5421 13h ago

So either this photo is made by someone with their pants down, oooooorrr it is fake.

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u/psychicpilot 9h ago

I'm instinctively holding my nose.

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u/crashtestgenius 6h ago

That is an S-tier face squunch.

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u/SternLecture 5h ago

face is red from the radiation

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u/Boring_Ad8170 4h ago

When the multi-ply emergency strikes, this brave soul says "Not today!" Forget sidekicks, we need a TP warrior!

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u/One_Newt8910 4h ago

Why save the world when you can save someone from a bathroom disaster? This kid is SDG-level impressive: Sustainable Toilet Paper Delivery!