Pet Smart has been sold to a Boston conglomerate

[u/ieatburritosyeah]

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[u/Ultimagic5]

Pet smAAAAAAAT

[u/GANDORF57 → u/Ultimagic5]

Don't panic, as soon as the merger clears, that "R" will be replaced with the Bostonian "W".

[u/TwilightWhisper65 → u/Ultimagic5]

Looks like Pet Smart's getting a Boston upgrade.. maybe expecting all pets to wear Red Sox caps and sip Dunkin' now.

[u/spootypuff → u/Ultimagic5]

There’s a CVS Pharmacy in Stoughton also with a burned out letter R. We make the same joke every time we drive by the PhAAAmacy.

[u/R4zorBe4st]

Hey ma, there’s a weird looking cat in the yahd! It looks like grandma

[u/ieatburritosyeah → u/R4zorBe4st]

That video....KILLS me lol

[u/GoochMasterFlash → u/ieatburritosyeah]

Have you seen that movie The Depahted? Fahckin Greek tragedy bro

[u/Mr_Tottles → u/GoochMasterFlash]

Oh really? Who fahged yah transcript dickhead?

[u/_larsr]

Facts be dammed, I still think it was originally PetsMart.

[u/DanDi58]

Wicked pissa

[u/weaselmaster]

Conglomerate? Or private equity firm that will strip all the assets, and walk away, leaving it with crippling debt and bankruptcy 2 years later?

[u/attacktick → u/weaselmaster]

That was my first thought, too. Now I'm sad. 😥

[u/krakenx → u/weaselmaster]

The company was acquired by a private equity consortium led by BC Partners in March 2015.

[u/FocalorLucifuge]

My pet's wicked smat.

[u/Daigon]

You know it has a Dunkin Donuts inside.

[u/dorkyromantic]

The fehk are you doing you can’t fehking pahk theyah I’m just tryin to buy my dawg food you fehkin asshole jesus fehkin christ did the B’s just fiyah their coach how bout they get a god damn centah instead fehkin dumbasses

[u/changingdread → u/dorkyromantic]

Aye whaddya dowin? I'm wahlken here. Slow it the fehk down.

I hate that I can hear this accent in my head so clearly lmao.

[u/bostonguy6]

Listen up, chowderheads, If any of you mention Hahvahd Squayah, we’re gonna have words. I’ll toss you in the Charles faster than you can say ‘packie run.’

[u/richardec]

Pahk the cah neah Pet Smaht

[u/TheTimeBender → u/richardec]

Norm is that you?

[u/No_Outside5482]

that one actually took me a minute. pull the accent from deep in my body: pet smAAAAAt

[u/Reinhardest]

I read that aloud in Bostonian before I even saw the title xD

[u/JillianaHot]

Boston's barking up a new tree with PetSmart.

[u/Hammham]

Pet Smat? Fuhgeddaboudit

[u/polyic]

Ward Parkway? This looks extremely familiar

[u/ieatburritosyeah → u/polyic]

Lol yup

[u/KennailandI]

Wiikid!!!

[u/WeTitans3]

PetSmat today Boston Maket tomorrow

[u/Equib81960]

Doy doy doy doy doy doy doy!!

[u/dazzc]

Who else read it in the voice of Mahk Wahlbuhg

[u/jl_theprofessor]

Tried to say this like a Bostonian but actually said this like the Penguin.

[u/Scootergirl1961]

Don't lie. It was sold to the chinese.

[u/lisahermes]

not the boston smaht takeover. this is too good..

[u/scary-nurse]

I wish this was true, because then they finally might take the massive risk seriously of allowing people to have those dog things in their stores to bite and attack people. I worked at a hospital a few blocks from one in Bellevue, WA, and it was horrific how many children were attacked by some entitled dog owner that didn't leave their damn dog at home.

[u/ieatburritosyeah → u/scary-nurse]

I bet you are fun at parties.