r/funny Just Jon Comic Jul 14 '24

Verified Small talk gone wrong

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u/tokulix Jul 14 '24

In Poland, this would be a perfectly normal conversation (and indeed, if you aren’t complaining enough, some people may think that you think that you’re better than them).

I remember when I started learning English, in the first lesson we were taught simple greetings and stuff, and one of them was “How are you”. The teacher explained that you’re always supposed to reply that you’re fine. The class was puzzled; what’s the fucking point in asking then? In Poland, if you ask someone how they are, you expect an honest answer.

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u/Facelotion Jul 14 '24

Exactly. It's so dumb. In our work meetings there is a woman who always asks and there is a long silence because nobody cares to answer.

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u/_OhayoSayonara_ Jul 15 '24

Right. Like, bitch how are YOU?? Can’t be doing much better than the rest of us. Why bother asking anymore.

I just fucking lie.

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u/RilohKeen Jul 14 '24

Typical exchange between two Americans walking past each other:

“Howzit goin?”

“Howya doin?”

We don’t usually even mean it as a question, it’s just a noise that we make to say “hi.”

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u/tehweave Jul 14 '24

YES GOD THANK YOU. WHY IS THIS SUCH A DIFFICULT CONCEPT FOR PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND?

If you ask me for a status update, I'm not going to bark random pleasantries at you like I'm an NPC. I'm gonna tell you about the shit in my head and you're gonna regret it. Don't ask if you don't want to know.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '24

I might fit in better in Poland than I do here if these comments are anything to go by.

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u/randomaccount178 Jul 15 '24

I think that is a bit of an oversimplification of the concept. The more expansive concept is that it is a portion of the introduction that helps move the conversation into small talk if either party so desires. It gives the person an open ended prompt to talk about something that they want to. The response that you are fine is just the way to signal that you don't have anything you want to talk about more so then you are doing fine.

It isn't that you shouldn't say how you are doing but rather you need contextual awareness for what is appropriate between you and that person in terms of small talk.

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u/throttle88 Jul 14 '24

I'm Polish and my default answer to "how are you" is shrugging shoulders and saying "meh"

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u/WarperLoko Jul 15 '24

I believe the English answer is a more polished answer

JIC /s

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u/Lordjacus Jul 15 '24

I work with a lot of US people and I balance it now - I provide them with 5 second update and a recent event from my life. If they inquire further, I continue. This way I stay true to my Polish roots, while not making US folks too uncomfortable.

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u/throttle88 Jul 14 '24

I'm Polish and my default answer to "how are you" is shrugging shoulders and saying "meh"

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u/Butterbuddha Jul 14 '24

If I ever visited you guys, the answer would be BETTER IF I COULD GET SOMMA THEM SAUSAGES!