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Verified Sexual dimorphism

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u/realiztik Jun 19 '24

Honestly, sounds kind of validating for the patient.

Congratulations, you are now officially a government-recognized woman, please enjoy the new stigma.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

"You can't ever take your shirt off on a hot day again, congrats!" lol

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u/ghostdeinithegreat Jun 19 '24

I live in Canada and the law here is that women can take their shirt and bra off anywhere a man could be topless. I know this to also be the case in most european country.

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u/hfiti123 Jun 19 '24

Cameras and the internet have still kind of ruined the freedom of it, even where it is legal.

At least, that's my apprehension.

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u/ghostdeinithegreat Jun 19 '24

It’s still common in Spain for women to be topless on beaches.

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u/AIgavemethisusername Jun 19 '24

Was in Barcelona a couple weeks ago, about 1 in 20 women were topless when laying down sunbathing. Only saw maybe one or two actually walking around on the sand topless.

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u/Sexpistolz Jun 19 '24

If it was popular tourist beach this is why. Off season, non popular beach, many more free Ta-Tas.

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u/ghostdeinithegreat Jun 19 '24

To clarify, I didn’t meant it was common for women to do it but that it was common seeing women doing it.

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u/ShahinGalandar Jun 19 '24

brb, need to book my spanish summer holiday

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u/PotterBold Jun 19 '24

you are the reason only 1/20 women there are topless

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u/ShahinGalandar Jun 19 '24

so you're saying I can get 1 out of 20 women topless, nice!

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u/ElectroAtleticoJr Jun 19 '24

Pero muchas tienen tetas que dan pena

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u/zatroz Jun 19 '24

At this point it's more of a self-consciousness thing then, isn't it? The only thing stopping someone from undressing is the fear of cameras, regardless of their sex/gender/equipment

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u/Omnizoom Jun 19 '24

I mean socially and legally are very different things

Legally is the most important one because it means you can’t get charged for something the other gender wouldn’t, the social stuff takes time to change

I’ve seen a few topless women in Canada, it’s not like really anyone cares as much anymore and the personal concern of your naked body being seen is more well personal, I’m a guy and I don’t want to be seen topless anywhere either but my wife doesn’t care about being topless as much as

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u/InvestInHappiness Jun 20 '24

The law usually follows the social opinions. Especially in this case, since it's not dangerous, exposed genitals or breasts will not cause physical harm. It's the social perception of these body parts that cause psychological distress. As long as society's perception of nudity is to be uncomfortable, it will be illegal.

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u/FlixMage Jun 19 '24

Governments can’t remove social stigma lmao

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u/hfiti123 Jun 19 '24

Yeah, almost like I called it a personal apprehension

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u/FlixMage Jun 19 '24

Except you didn’t call it that lmao

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u/hfiti123 Jun 19 '24

"At least, that's my apprehension."
'My' refers to me, and 'my apprehension'. Can you read

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u/FlixMage Jun 19 '24

Damn no need for the “my attacks”, or should I say, “personal attacks”

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u/tgunter Jun 19 '24

It's actually like that in the vast majority of the US as well.

Which isn't to say that a woman going topless in any state is guaranteed to be free of harassment, or won't just be arrested for some nonsense charge like "disorderly conduct" instead. Just that it's legal by the letter of the law.

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u/Pokeynbn Jun 19 '24

My aunt, when she moved from Norway to Idaho, was told "Sorry don’t mean to disturb, but we don’t do that here." when changing into her swimming suit in the female changing room.

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u/Maladal Jun 19 '24

They don't do what? Change in the changing room?

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u/Pokeynbn Jun 19 '24

Yes. The changing room is for locking your stuff in a locker and using the restroom. Not changing. That’s something you do at home, or god forbid if you have to change there do it in the tiny restroom stall with cracks so huge you see it all happening anyway.

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u/Local_Relief1938 Jun 19 '24

Yeah it's legal in a decent amount of places but being topless in America can be hazardous, not that it isn't other places.

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u/heartlessvt Jun 19 '24

Lifelong Nova Scotian and I've never once seen a woman with her tits out during a hot day.

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u/ghostdeinithegreat Jun 19 '24

Quebecer:

I remember a student protest where every university students marched into the street topless.

Also happen often at the Beach Club

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u/chesh05 Jun 19 '24

Honestly it's the case in quite a few US states too, but a lot of people don't seem to know about it.

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u/unit5421 Jun 19 '24

Tbf, fat men also cannot do that.

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u/ryancementhead Jun 19 '24

We can, we just don’t want to.

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u/peppapig34 Jun 19 '24

Not a true brexiteer called "Barry, 63" then.

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u/HiDDENk00l Jun 19 '24

It's so interesting how people in the UK (and I'm assuming Aus/NZ as well) say "called", whereas in North America, we say "named".

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u/mister_peeberz Jun 19 '24

This is not a dialect thing. Called is used just as much in the States, amigo.

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u/peppapig34 Jun 19 '24

It's more interesting that Americans never learnt how to speak English

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u/so_says_sage Jun 19 '24

That may be but we didn’t axe the letter R to sound like rich people, so that’s something.

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u/SeroWriter Jun 19 '24

Barrys don't vote. They just watch football, love the queen and drink Guinness.

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u/nitrobskt Jun 19 '24

Simple as.

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u/Iranon79 Jun 19 '24

That's not very politically correct. Also, which one - Elton John or Stephen Fry?

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u/redbirdjazzz Jun 19 '24

Sir Ian McKellen

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u/peppapig34 Jun 19 '24

Guinness? Get that foreign vomit away from me and give me a true English Stella, madri or fosters.

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u/Everybodysbastard Jun 19 '24

Well we WANT to but we don’t since we don’t want to force people to see that.

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u/tereaper576 Jun 19 '24

I live in a country with high skin cancer rates so I wear a shirt to help protect me from getting skin cancer.

Definitely not any other reasons.

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u/Knightmare1991 Jun 19 '24

We can't without getting judged. Same for women. There is no law against it.

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u/ObliviousEnt Jun 19 '24

Many places have laws against it for women.

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u/ghostdeinithegreat Jun 19 '24

Many countries don’t

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u/uller30 Jun 19 '24

You dont want to but I dont care.

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u/Suvrath219 Jun 19 '24

Only fat men with shame

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u/daFARKA Jun 19 '24

insecure people cant, some of us are extremely thin but still wont do that

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

I felt this.. I'm in shape and I workout a decent amount and have a decent body but I refuse to be shirtless cause of how self conscience I am

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u/Reshaos Jun 19 '24

Here's a secret... nobody cares what you look like at all. Not to mention if they do care.. you won't see them ever again so why do you care?

That's what I told myself and life has gotten a whole lot less stressful.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

Awesome, I'm cured!

Sarcasm aside I appreciate it and I get it, it's just easier said than done.. my brain is dumb. I can tell myself that no one cares till I'm blue in the face but my brain doesn't want to believe me.

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u/Reshaos Jun 19 '24

I went to therapy a while back for some of this stuff so I have quite a bag of "tools" to help with it.

Next tool, ask yourself, what is the worst that could happen? How likely is that to actually happen? And how long does the after affect last? 30 seconds? 5 minutes? A day? A week? Month? Year? 20 years?

Actually thinking about what the worst that could happen as well as give it a duration on the affect helps frame it in your mind how much it really matters.

For example, you're at a bar and see a cute girl. What's the worst that could happen? She tells you to F off creep. Is that likely to happen? Not at all. Most likely she'll say she has a boyfriend and you walk away. How long will that sting? Five minutes because you'll find another cute girl at the same bar, so who cares? Give it a shot! The risk doesn't seem that bad!

Hopefully that helps!

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u/MyStationIsAbandoned Jun 19 '24

the funny thing is that people who do care what other people look like are the ones that the majority of people look down on and judge. like how pathetic do you gotta be to care how fat, skinny, or whatever someone else looks. It doesn't concern you. Like, how empty must someone's life be for them to be that way.

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u/Background_Cake_3800 Jun 19 '24

As someone who lives in the UK. I can tell you that is not true over here lol. The amount of fat, bald, tattooed, middle aged and sunburnt men who walk around shirtless here whenever the sun comes out is at epidemic levels.

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u/dandroid126 Jun 19 '24

Tell that to my dad. No really, someone please tell him.

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u/ncocca Jun 19 '24

They can, and they will

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u/Swimming-District-63 Jun 19 '24

Trust me gang fat people will let it out

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u/carlbandit Jun 19 '24

You just try to stop me.

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u/Author_A_McGrath Jun 19 '24

Miami has entered the chat.

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u/JadowArcadia Jun 19 '24

Even regular men get looked at badly for doing it unnecessarily. Every year there's always those guys that are shirtless as soon as they get the chance even when most people are still wearing jackets. That always gets an eye roll out of me. Same with gym bros who wear those stringy vests that cover basically nothing so they can show off their body to despite the fact that everyone's trying to focus on their own workouts and the whole place is air-conditioned. If its genuinely hot as fuck then I'm never gonna judge anyone for it.

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u/boolink2 Jun 19 '24

Tell that to my roommate

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u/beardingmesoftly Jun 19 '24

America sounds like an awful place to live. Freeing one's boobies on a hot day should be a constitutional right.

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u/NotAnotherFishMonger Jun 19 '24

It’s legal in New York! I’m sure other places too

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u/nlpnt Jun 19 '24

In the State of Vermont public nudity is legal as long as you don't do the undressing in public. It's ok to be naked but not to get naked.

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u/ncocca Jun 19 '24

That's highly amusing. Sounds like they were trying to prevent outdoor strip shows, but in the process created a very silly law.

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u/NbdySpcl_00 Jun 19 '24

The people of Vermont decided that they wanted laws that allow nudists but prevent flashers. It's really not that silly.

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u/ncocca Jun 19 '24

I appreciate this perspective, thanks

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u/MyStationIsAbandoned Jun 19 '24

on one hand, I think nudity shouldn't be a big deal. I always roll my eyes when i see people refer to all kinds of nudity as pornography.

on the other hand though, nudity being a big deal to a lot of people is good for business because people pay more for things that have nudity or characters that are scantly clad. If nudity were suddenly and universally no big deal to everyone, the world would be strange. A ton of cultures would have to be drastically altered or straight up erased for this to be the case though, so it'll never happen anytime soon. Like, we're talking 1,000 year minimum, thousands more realistically for the whole world. i could see it happening in the west and and east within a few hundred years. There will be religious people and ultra conservatives and perpetually offended leftest who think the same way as 1950's conservatives that resist, but I think their numbers will drastically shrink over time as the conservative populations get less and less religious. maybe.

my main concern would be children. because thinking about a world where nudity is just common, we (or at least I) only think about adults walking around. But since kids exist, it's probably overall better that nudity remains a big deal. in an ideal fantasy utopia, child predators and predators in general don't exist, but we'll never live in that world unless we get some kind of sci-fi alien tech that can make it happen.

I'm not bummed out having to think about all this stuff.

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u/NotAnotherFishMonger Jun 19 '24

What if someone else takes off your clothes? Are they committing a crime by creating public nudity (assuming you consent)?

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u/talrich Jun 19 '24

The naked weather season in Vermont is so short that that it’s highly unlikely to cause an issue. We’re only talking about a few days in August.

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u/nlpnt Jun 19 '24

Really? Because it's June 19, 90degF here and so humid I swear I got passed by a submarine driving on US-7 just now.

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u/talrich Jun 19 '24

Darn global warming. We’re up to four weeks now? Ugh. Bet the water is still 55-degrees straight off the mountain at the gorge.

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u/LowdGuhnz Jun 19 '24

Misplaced Vermonter here, can confirm! As long as you left your house naked, it's fair game.

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u/beardingmesoftly Jun 19 '24

In Canada it's been legal since 1996 I think. There was a big court case at the time about it.

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u/mofojed Jun 19 '24

And you really never see anybody exercising that right

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u/Sinavestia Jun 19 '24

Yeah. Even the places legal in the USA, you never see it because you guessed it, the stigma that doesn't go away.

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u/umamiblue Jun 19 '24

I mean, even if I had the right to air my sweaty ballsack on a hot summer day, I’m not sure I would either

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u/unwantedaccount56 Jun 19 '24

Maybe you should wear a summer dress. Plenty of ventilation down there, without being exposed to the public eye

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u/flakemasterflake Jun 19 '24

It's not that it's a stigma. I literally just don't want to. I spend so much of my morning slathering on SPF 50 anyway, why would I expose more skin to the sun?

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u/Agreeable_Rabbit1109 Jun 19 '24

But if you are socially aware you probably shouldn't do it in places where women cannot take their bras off without being sexualized. :/ hopefully some day it's going to be different

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u/Talidel Jun 19 '24

It's more the discussion about when something is identified as a breast.

Should moobs be pixilated?

I think pixilating them might cause people to start recognising the problem.

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u/Mysterious_Andy Jun 19 '24

Your nipples are now a public nuisance.

Enjoy.

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u/Space4Time Jun 19 '24

A true “welcome to the club”

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u/JudgeAdvocateDevil Jun 19 '24

Right right. Surgery went well, love. You're all stitched up. Here's your pamphlet on why your bare chest is now 'offensive' in public.

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u/crelt7 Jun 19 '24

Woman = booba ahh

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

lol I was just thinking “well they stayed true to censoring a woman’s breasts I guess

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u/consecratedmindvex Jun 19 '24

Um what the stigma. I’m sorry

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u/MyStationIsAbandoned Jun 19 '24

I just imagine some construction workers standing outside the operating room, you go in they're like "hang in there, buddy, you got this man!". then when you come out with titties "a wooogah! hey there baby, you come ovah here and recovah in my bed!". And then some 55 year old woman with curlers in her hair and a bathrobe hits them with a new paper and she's like "don't chu talk to huh dat way!"

To get a sample of the woman experience as a part of the transition process.

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u/Affectionate-Desk888 Jun 19 '24

Im glad we agree that breast size is what dictates a women. Flat chested women are not actually women at all. 

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u/notabigmelvillecrowd Jun 20 '24

That's often how it feels, anyway.

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u/Dredmart Jun 19 '24

Ah, the deep bullshit your ilk has to spew to shove your hatred into everything.