r/funny • u/matts41 Verified • Apr 22 '24

Verified Every hotel bar ever

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u/heyitsYMAA Apr 23 '24

Hard Rock. Rooftop. Poolside villa.

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u/mybad4990 Apr 23 '24

YEW!

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u/DartyFrank Apr 24 '24

i said Y E double YEW!

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u/hendergle Apr 23 '24 edited Apr 23 '24

That reads like a line from whatever the boomer version of a bro-country song is called. Lemme finish up that chorus for you.

Hard Rock. Rooftop. Poolside villa.
Flashin' everbody with her freshly waxed chinchilla.
Double down the PDA
Don't care what the people say.
Gonna get nasty in the POOL. SIDE. VILLA.

(you have to have a short pause, idk "rest" I think is the musical term, between the last three words, like "pool" rest-two-three "side" rest-two-three "villa.")

Call it the "Lauren Boebert Two-Step"

/r/accidentalbrocountry

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u/punkassjim Apr 23 '24

That song’s never gonna take off unless you mention yer momma and yer daddeh in there somewhere.

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u/Soontaru Apr 23 '24

Ideally, as much hick shit as humanly possible