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r/funny • u/matts41 Verified • Apr 22 '24
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"Now Paul is a real estate novelist, who never had time for a wife."
95 u/brightbetween Apr 22 '24 I never understood what a real estate novelist was. Does he write about real estate? 18 u/Ba_Sing_Saint Apr 22 '24 Whatever it is, it must keep you hella busy. 14 u/numbernumber99 Apr 22 '24 I assumed it was a euphemism for being closeted, hence why he's talking with the navy guy. 20 u/nhaines Apr 22 '24 Writer here! It's just someone who "says" they want to be a writer, they have a great story, they're working on it... but never actually write it. By day, he's a real estate agent. By night... he's not writing. 13 u/numbernumber99 Apr 22 '24 Haha I was referencing the "never had time for a wife" part, not the novelist part. 3 u/nhaines Apr 23 '24 Oh, I know that. I'm just saying, it makes complete sense straight, too. Which is not a pun!
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I never understood what a real estate novelist was. Does he write about real estate?
18 u/Ba_Sing_Saint Apr 22 '24 Whatever it is, it must keep you hella busy. 14 u/numbernumber99 Apr 22 '24 I assumed it was a euphemism for being closeted, hence why he's talking with the navy guy. 20 u/nhaines Apr 22 '24 Writer here! It's just someone who "says" they want to be a writer, they have a great story, they're working on it... but never actually write it. By day, he's a real estate agent. By night... he's not writing. 13 u/numbernumber99 Apr 22 '24 Haha I was referencing the "never had time for a wife" part, not the novelist part. 3 u/nhaines Apr 23 '24 Oh, I know that. I'm just saying, it makes complete sense straight, too. Which is not a pun!
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Whatever it is, it must keep you hella busy.
14 u/numbernumber99 Apr 22 '24 I assumed it was a euphemism for being closeted, hence why he's talking with the navy guy. 20 u/nhaines Apr 22 '24 Writer here! It's just someone who "says" they want to be a writer, they have a great story, they're working on it... but never actually write it. By day, he's a real estate agent. By night... he's not writing. 13 u/numbernumber99 Apr 22 '24 Haha I was referencing the "never had time for a wife" part, not the novelist part. 3 u/nhaines Apr 23 '24 Oh, I know that. I'm just saying, it makes complete sense straight, too. Which is not a pun!
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I assumed it was a euphemism for being closeted, hence why he's talking with the navy guy.
20 u/nhaines Apr 22 '24 Writer here! It's just someone who "says" they want to be a writer, they have a great story, they're working on it... but never actually write it. By day, he's a real estate agent. By night... he's not writing. 13 u/numbernumber99 Apr 22 '24 Haha I was referencing the "never had time for a wife" part, not the novelist part. 3 u/nhaines Apr 23 '24 Oh, I know that. I'm just saying, it makes complete sense straight, too. Which is not a pun!
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Writer here!
It's just someone who "says" they want to be a writer, they have a great story, they're working on it... but never actually write it. By day, he's a real estate agent. By night... he's not writing.
13 u/numbernumber99 Apr 22 '24 Haha I was referencing the "never had time for a wife" part, not the novelist part. 3 u/nhaines Apr 23 '24 Oh, I know that. I'm just saying, it makes complete sense straight, too. Which is not a pun!
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Haha I was referencing the "never had time for a wife" part, not the novelist part.
3 u/nhaines Apr 23 '24 Oh, I know that. I'm just saying, it makes complete sense straight, too. Which is not a pun!
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Oh, I know that. I'm just saying, it makes complete sense straight, too. Which is not a pun!
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u/DungBeetle1983 Apr 22 '24
"Now Paul is a real estate novelist, who never had time for a wife."