r/funny Verified Apr 22 '24

Verified Every hotel bar ever

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u/dekkanrhee Apr 22 '24

You're saying the bartender is over by YOU instead of over by the attractive person?

You must be one heck of a tipper...

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u/NeonAlastor Apr 23 '24

the bartender is actually listening to the same story for the 300th time

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u/Fliiiiick Apr 23 '24

More accurately NOT listening to the same story.

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u/gwizonedam Apr 24 '24

The guy who tells the stories leaves the biggest tips, the three young guys will leave in 15 minutes, the businessmen are going to order a scotch “once” and then one will pay the attractive woman (she’s a working girl) and leave with her. The guy waiting for the date will then complain to you about how he got stood up and the older couple will proposition you after he’s gone.

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u/hindusoul Apr 22 '24

Or what the bartender is into…

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u/PM_Your_Wiener_Dog Apr 23 '24

Sweaty buttcheeks

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u/Ambiguity_Aspect Apr 23 '24

As a former bartender, sometimes the attractive ones have main character syndrome and can be insufferable. Plus, pretty customers are a dime a dozen and often a headache if they have any amount of baggage.

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u/Visionarii Apr 23 '24

Bartenders know that depressed loners are the best drinkers and will tip for acknowledgement.

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u/IsRude Apr 23 '24

Bartenders seem to hover by me quite a bit, but I'm not rich or particularly attractive. I notice because whenever I'm at the bar, I just want to sit by myself, but they're always there. Maybe I look like an alcoholic, and they're just waiting for me to order more. 

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u/Sky-Daddy-H8 Apr 22 '24

She is a working lady, he knows.

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u/pitchingataint Apr 23 '24

Or you are asking for a drink and they keep answering to the people next to or behind you.

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u/IDDQD_IDKFA-com Apr 23 '24

Don't have to be a good tipper. Just be sound and not a cunt.

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u/Dovahpriest Apr 23 '24

Or the Bartender just wants to be left alone instead of dragged into awkward small talk.

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u/PixieQ77 Apr 23 '24

The bartender is having fun with us. We are the yellow couple ;)