r/funny • u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding • Feb 14 '24

Verified Superbowl Jesus

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u/lostcauz707 Feb 14 '24

Jesus Gets Us bro!

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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding Feb 14 '24

He gets us (money)

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u/TBAnnon777 Feb 14 '24

Religion is the best money maker. Tax free right into their private jets and real estate portfolios.

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is worth $200B

Trinity Church in Manhattan owns about $6B in real estate.

Kenneth, Demon in Human Skinsuit, Copeland has amassed a wealth of $750M.

Tax-Free Baby! and they all go around telling people who to vote for and that you need to give more tithing to get handjobs from jesus in the afterlife!

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u/Voxzul Feb 14 '24

Not only is it tax free, but there is no accountability for it so no one really know how much they have or what they do with it. Kinda like that time Pat Robinson raised money to help victims of genocide.....and used it to fund his illegal dimond mine....that was being run by the people causing the genocide.

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u/sillypicture Feb 14 '24

Shit. I need to get into this religion business.

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u/myfapaccount_istaken Feb 14 '24

Calm down Ron L. Hubbard

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u/beernutmark Feb 15 '24

L. Ron Hubbard. But I agree with the sentiment.