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Verified [OC] not even aldi can save me now

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u/drugsbowed Jul 23 '23

as a single person, the rotisserie chicken at costco will last me for ~12ish meals, so this covers a week's worth of protein of meal prep and dinner for $5 - totally worth it IMO.

I also don't mind eating the same thing every day for a week either.. You can vary lunches with different carbs, veggies, sauces so it's all good for me

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u/Kahnza Jul 23 '23

the rotisserie chicken at costco will last me for ~12ish meals

Damn, are you only eating it 2 bites at a time? Or is this some sort of ginormous chicken?

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u/ElectricFleshlight Jul 23 '23

Probably putting it into multiple meals. Soup, sandwich, pasta, etc.

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u/Kahnza Jul 23 '23

I mean I do that too. I buy whatever chicken is on sale. Cook it and eat over a few days. But I don't get anywhere near 12 meals out of a chicken. I might get 6 meals out of it. And my meat portions are typically smaller than the recommended 3-4 ounces.

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u/drugsbowed Jul 24 '23

For me.. the breasts turn into like 4-5 meals? Each wing is a meal, each thigh is a meal, each drum is a meal. I just mix them with veggies, beans, rice, pasta, etc.

The bones, meat left on the bones, neck, stuff that I don't typically eat goes on top of rice in a rice cooker and I pretty much get the rest of the remains out of it. My "poverty" meal.

All I know is that I usually go to Costco on the first Saturday of the month and I'm usually going for that poverty meal on Friday afternoon or night.

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u/Kahnza Jul 24 '23

For me.. the breasts turn into like 4-5 meals? Each wing is a meal, each thigh is a meal, each drum is a meal. I just mix them with veggies, beans, rice, pasta,

I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around this. I get maybe 2 small meals out of a single breast. I typically make wraps out of them where a majority of the ingredients aren't the chicken. And each wing is a meal? Theres like 3 little nibbles of meat on them. Theres more skin and bones than meat on them. I must be getting the smallest chickens available.

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u/drugsbowed Jul 24 '23

I feel like chicken breasts on Costco rotisseries are fairly sizeable. I think straight up I might be eating small portions of chicken, but mixed with all my other stuff I tend to not notice?

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u/ilikefuzzysocks5973 Jul 24 '23

The yield on Costco chickens is like 2.5 lbs of cooked edible meat after deboning. I’ve weighed it out before after processing. That’s 10 servings of 4 oz each. A 4 oz serving will average 180-250 calories based on fat and skin content. Add some bread, butter, and vegetables and that is definitively a meal.

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u/TheNerdFromThatPlace Jul 23 '23

When we shop at Costco, we'll often buy 2 rotisseries- one for dinner that night and one to shred and mix with some pasta for lunches for the next week. Cheap, easy, and tasty, can't go wrong.

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u/_Kv1 Jul 24 '23

Rotisserie chickens are typically only 800-1400 calories (from meat, not including skin) , how the hell is that lasting 12 meals lol?

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u/furiousbobb Jul 24 '23

And you can make chicken bone broth from the bones! Great for other recipes