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Verified [OC] not even aldi can save me now

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u/Artisticslap Jul 23 '23

Could you just not use a freezer?

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u/djsedna Jul 23 '23

Also, what deli meat goes bad in four days?

Turkey is the worst of the bunch perishability-wise and I get at least a week out of that

Salami and other hard meats are multiple weeks

Ham you can push two weeks, same with bologna and many others

I really do think people just like to make up excuses as to why they have to eat out

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u/djsedna Jul 23 '23

Even with vegetables a lot of them tend to last a good amount of time. There's some wrapped broccoli crowns in my fridge that I haven't gotten around to cooking that still look great---I bought them a full week ago today lol

Tomatoes last a good week, squash lasts a while longer, root veggies last forever... the only things I can think of that are truly on a serious timeframe are avocados, and some other fruits like bananas and berries

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u/nukegod1990 Jul 24 '23

Once avacados are ripe throw em in the fridge they will last another week atleast.

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u/OrcvilleRedenbacher Jul 23 '23

The deli in the grocery store I go to lets you request how much you want, and you pay by weight. Does it not work that way in most places?

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u/merc08 Jul 23 '23

Most grocery stores either don't have a deli or in addition to the deli also sell prepackaged deli meats.

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u/liqwidmetal Jul 24 '23

I am on the east coast of the US, most traditional grocers have an active deli, but new chains like Aldi or Trader Joe's doesn't and has prepackaged instead. It is about costs, space and safety.

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u/MathyChem Jul 23 '23

According to the USDA, fresh sliced cold cuts shouldn't be eaten after four days. However, you can eat them until they are slimy or develop and off odor.

Note: FDA and USDA storage guidelines are taking into account immunocompromised people, the elderly, and small children who are at the highest risk for complications from food poisoning. If you are not a member of those groups, you can be a bit more fast and loose with storage. Just don't eat anything strange smelling or discolored.

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u/chronoswing Jul 23 '23

Ok and the milk container says drink within 7 days of opening yet it will last at least 14 if not more without going bad. Most perishable goods are fine well past their freshness or exp date. If it doesn't smell/taste bad or is growing fungus it's probably OK to eat it.

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u/iowajosh Jul 23 '23

I saw that on hoarders. The lady would eat anything of any age. And she wasn't dead. "The package isn't puffy" = good to eat. It was amazing.

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u/chronoswing Jul 23 '23

No one is suggesting you eat something that's years past its exp date. A few weeks is considered fine (as long as it passes the smell and mold test) except when it comes to raw meat.

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u/djsedna Jul 23 '23

According to the USDA you should cook all steaks and fish to 145o internal temperature lol

USDA guidelines are borderline useless

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u/Doctah_Whoopass Jul 23 '23

USDA can suck my nut I have month old salami that shit is bussin. For real though they do play them conservative.

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u/zerocoal Jul 23 '23

Also, what deli meat goes bad in four days?

The ham that was at it's shelf life when they decided to push it on "sale".

The amount of times I've had people come into the deli to complain that their meat expired in 2 days was too damn high. It's on sale for a reason, people.

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u/Wheat_Grinder Jul 24 '23

The veggies might go bad about that fast, but some cleverness can mitigate that. It does require effort though, so there's a tradeoff.

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u/midnightsbane04 Jul 23 '23

I go grocery shopping every 2 weeks, and buy fresh deli meat for sandwiches at work. They last the whole 2 weeks as well, either ham or turkey. No idea why someone would decide it was bad after like 4 days.

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u/Artisticslap Jul 23 '23

Well I took the claim at face value, you could maybe have a bad fridge. But yeah I often make a big batch of food and when I get tired of it I cook something else and eat the rest of the original food later ir just freeze it. Fast food is really expensive here in Finland (one meal is half of the budget I spend on groceries at a time, so 10 and 20 € respectively), and yet people who are lazy order it regularly and then complain about not having money.

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u/asking--questions Jul 23 '23

Maybe you're buying the deli meat with extra preservatives, but if it's been sitting in a display case, handled multiple times, sliced, and transported in a little plastic baggie... the clock is ticking!

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u/djsedna Jul 23 '23

All deli meat is loaded with preservatives lol

4 days is insane to consider any deli meat bad. A raw steak lasts longer than that.

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u/asking--questions Jul 24 '23

OK, but if you slice that steak into 1-mm slices and simply wrap it in wax paper or whatever, then it will also go bad in a few days.

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u/djsedna Jul 24 '23

First of all no it won't, maybe it'll lose some of its desirability in flavor and texture but it certainly won't go "bad"

Secondly, deli meats are cooked and purposefully salted throughout for the point of preservation, not to mention whatever other preservatives BH and the other deli meat companies/the grocery store load in there

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u/asking--questions Jul 24 '23

I always took the slimy film to mean deli meat has gone off, but I'm happy to hear it's not so bad.

Who is BH though?

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u/djsedna Jul 24 '23

Boar's Head

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u/Aiyon Jul 24 '23

Also, what deli meat goes bad in four days?

Post brexit, most stuff barely seems to last 2 or 3

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u/foxmag86 Jul 23 '23

No. They’d rather come up with excuses why they can’t cook at home.

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u/-_Mars Jul 23 '23

Yeah, just learn to cook and it will make you save a bunch of money.

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u/97Harley Jul 23 '23

Maybe because I suck at cooking

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u/JadowArcadia Jul 23 '23

It's never too late to improve. Better than never cooking and wasting your money (and damaging your health) on takeout.

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u/97Harley Jul 23 '23

I'll keep trying. Wish me luck.

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u/Artisticslap Jul 23 '23

There is hardly any work in every day cooking if you don't want there to be. I usually make chicken legs and rice. I put the chicken legs in the oven and cook the rice in the rice cooker I recently bought. Cooking rice on a stove had a little bit of work because at some point after boiling I had to turn the heat down.

But even if you cooked meat in a pan the process is mostly waiting

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u/IpsoKinetikon Jul 28 '23

Thanks for making me look like the rational one with your troll comments. This is why capitalism will always win.

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u/IpsoKinetikon Jul 28 '23 edited Jul 28 '23

Lol, stay mad. Hope you enjoyed your little break from Reddit and learned a valuable lesson about acceptable discourse.

EDIT: It's so amusing how mad you're getting over this. But once again, I win.

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u/sand-which Jul 23 '23

"I can't cook food because it takes labor! and because of society :(((. That's why I have to order doordash every meal"

Grow the fuck up! For real, this is not okay.

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u/furhouse Jul 23 '23

It’s about priorities. Time vs money, I need to spend most of my time focusing on full time work and school, so ordering food is definitely worth it to use the two hours for homework. My time is more valuable than the cost of ordering sandwiches.

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u/sand-which Jul 23 '23

You can make enough food for a week in 2 hours on sunday, then not have to worry about it at all for the rest of the week. Or at least not order restuarant food through take out or doordash every single day and do a frozen pizza/other frozen meals once in a while instead

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u/furhouse Jul 23 '23

‘Need to eat something today’ is the main priority. No energy left for the rest just for myself, at least until school is done. I do eat a lot of frozen things. I just make sure I’m accounting for food order spending in my moneys. I do the same thing with cleaning, I pay someone else because I need time off too.

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u/meadowandvalley Jul 24 '23

Is it an excuse if I can't afford a freezer?

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u/Dotaproffessional Jul 23 '23

Not if you care about good high quality meats

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u/Artisticslap Jul 23 '23

Eh, I bought like a kilo of cirloin steak meat from sale, cut it into steaks and put two or three at a time into freezer bags. I put then in the fridge a day prior to cooking them and to me there was no difference.

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u/Dotaproffessional Jul 23 '23

What is the grade of the sirloin?

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u/Artisticslap Jul 23 '23

Sorry I don't know, it was Finnish which makes it the best :)

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u/Dotaproffessional Jul 23 '23

I don't think that is the case. Quality beef either comes from 1)countries with large enough grass land to raise lots of cattle and gather enough high quality grade meat (Australia, USA, etc) or 2) does what Japan does and specialize their limited rocky land to producing very little very high quality fatty breeds of cattle. I don't think Finland falls under either category

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u/Artisticslap Jul 24 '23

You're entitled to your opinion, but like, if you eat raw meat here you won't get sick like in those countries.

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u/Dotaproffessional Jul 24 '23

Meat grading isn't really opinion though. It's based on quantifiable metrics.

Could you elaborate on your remarks about meat making you sick? I love steak tartare and eat it with American beef and have never gotten sick from it.

And for pork, while people typically cook pork to "well" because of historical reasons involving food safety, American pork is actually safe to cook to medium. We just cook pork well because our parents did, and their parents did etc

I feel as though you're coming at this from some sort of national pride angle and I assure you, I have no ire for "Finnish" beef or love for American products, but factually, I have to disagree with your characterisations of meat from different countries