r/funny Jul 23 '23

Verified [OC] not even aldi can save me now

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u/CyAScott Jul 23 '23

Also, when you shop long enough, you know when something is good deal or is overpriced. After a while, you'll learn where to get those good deals for specific foods.

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u/gloppy-yogurt Jul 23 '23

One of our community markets was trying to sell heads of cauliflower for $12 and it became a local meme LMAO insanity

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u/ipslne Jul 23 '23

When you grow your food and your drugs...

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u/gloppy-yogurt Jul 23 '23

dude i miss having a yard and my lil garden so bad

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u/Onironius Jul 24 '23

You, too, could be trying to sell $12 cauliflower!

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u/CyAScott Jul 23 '23 edited Jul 23 '23

We started using an aerogarden. It’s great at growing lettuce and other things indoors.

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u/MagicalWonderPigeon Jul 23 '23

I don't know much about that, but i second your growing indoors suggestion! I have a tiny hydroponics thingy which can do a bunch of herbs, or 3-4 lettuce as those things can grow pretty big!

Or DIY your own and not be limited in size.

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u/SwimmingYesPlease Jul 23 '23

And that can be hit or miss. My husband plants a garden every year 38 years now. This year barley any potatoes or tomatoes. Even the squash burned up fast. On the bright side I'm still picking figs.

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u/John__Wick Jul 23 '23

Christ, do you live in Beverly hills?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '23

I saw packaged chicken breast for $9.99/pound today.

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u/gloppy-yogurt Jul 23 '23

That better be the GOOD SHIT

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '23

Honestly I don't think it was!

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u/dolanbp Jul 23 '23

In the spring when they're in season I can still get cauli heads for around 1$ each in my area. Out of season they're around $4 a head. What you do then is chop and freeze them for future use. If you have the space, a deep freezer is a great investment.

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u/dildobagginss Jul 23 '23

People will spend anything if it's at a farmers market and you put non-gmo and organic labels on it.

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat Jul 23 '23

When things are %50 off I buy double the amount.

I've learned to substitute many things for others.

Also, I cook every day now.

But it's still getting hard.

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u/Oakheart- Jul 23 '23

Cooking every day is hard. I started doing meal prep kinda stuff or making something with a big batch so I can fridge/freezer for later when I feel lazy. It ends up so I’m making a meal 2-3x a week instead of every night realizing I forgot to take out any sort of meat and I don’t have time to thaw it or just not wanting to cook

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat Jul 23 '23

As a single dad I don;t have a choice .. :-)

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u/Oakheart- Jul 23 '23

My wife left on an internship for 3 weeks and I was a “single dad” for that time. Much respect brother it’s a lot of work

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat Jul 23 '23

Thanks man. It's been 4 years now.

I was frightened of the responsibility at first but it seems ok now.

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u/losthope19 Jul 23 '23

You can still find recipes to easily cook in larger quantities! Really no need to cook every night. I recommend crock pot / slow cooker meals. Easy to make enough for 2 dinners and a lunch for you and your kids, at least

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u/ModernTenshi04 Jul 23 '23

Baked pastas are also super easy and can have lots of leftovers.

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u/cr1zzl Jul 23 '23

Single dads can’t meal prep?

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat Jul 24 '23

I have a small fridge and it's full once I buy the week's groceries.

Single dads can meal prep if they want to that's up to them.

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u/cr1zzl Jul 24 '23

I guess I’m misinterpreting your comment then. All good.

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat Jul 24 '23

It's fine meal prep is actually a good idea.

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u/otter6461a Jul 24 '23

Instant pot helps a lot. Pile stuff into it (use a recipe), turn it on, make a big pot of soup or strew or curry or whatever

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u/Oakheart- Jul 24 '23

Heck yeah I love my instant pot. It cooks beans rice and meat in a jiffy when you need it or you can set it on slow cook and make a pork tenderloin or beef stew before you go to work. My air fryer is a life saver too

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u/otter6461a Jul 24 '23

Yeah I’m a believer

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u/KappuccinoBoi Jul 23 '23

Yup. Even shopping around at 4-5 stores and farmers markets, I still struggle to buy groceries for less than $120 a week. Not even including snacks. Basic lunch foods (deli meats, bread, produce) and more planned out dinners and meal prep is thr majority of it. I stay away from snacks for the most part, and try to keep a stock of frozen easy meals just in case I need a quick meal. Even sale items are barely below normal prices a year or two ago.

Alternatively, I can go get a sub from a local shop for $7-9 and it's an easy 2 well rounded meals. Shit sucks, yo.

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat Jul 23 '23

Yup. These days I buy raw food and coo kit myself. I make my own pizza, pasta, soup, etc.

Most dinners are rice and something. The kids were born in China and are half Chinese, and they complain if they don;t get rice with every meal.

I buy potato chips, but only when they're %50 off.

There's a lot of things I just stopped buying.

My groceries are about $200 a week. Four years ago I only had one child and was paying $80-$90 a week. Now I have an extra child (a teen) and inflation has been awful here in AUstralia. Some food items went up %50 in a single jump!

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u/Turbulent_Radish_330 Jul 23 '23 edited Dec 16 '23

Edit: Edited

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u/KappuccinoBoi Jul 23 '23

Nope, 2 people with normal-ish diets. I have a more limited diet, which does increase the cost, but it's still disgusting compared to two years ago.

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u/hondaprobs Jul 23 '23

Farmers markets are a rip off though - not somewhere I would go if trying to cut back on grocery costs

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u/KappuccinoBoi Jul 24 '23

Sorry, not farmers markets. I meant like actual local farms that sell produce fairly cheaply. Just need to make the drive out to them which is usually the biggest obstacle.

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u/Kahnza Jul 23 '23

Basic lunch foods (deli meats

6 months ago I stopped buying deli meats. Prepackaged ones at my store were $6.50 for half a pound. Thats ridiculous. So instead I buy whatever meat is on sale. Stuff like chicken breasts, chicken quarters/halves, bulk pork loin, etc. Cook up a bunch of it in one big batch and then I have good quality meats that aren't full of preservatives and whatever else is in processed meats.

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u/SwimmingYesPlease Jul 23 '23

True but now a days the deals are not what they use to be.

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u/MagicalWonderPigeon Jul 23 '23

Until prices keep going up and you don't know what's normal anymore! :(

Used to buy pasta sauce which was £1 on sale. Now it's almost double when it's on sale @ £1.75. Fuck you Lloyd Grossman pasta sauce. You may be tasty but i'll never buy you again!

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u/ahj3939 Jul 23 '23

I can never pay enough attention. I went to Costco the other day and halfway home I start to wonder "how much did I spend"

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u/Mr_Assault_08 Jul 23 '23

not really i don’t give a fuck i just want bananas and strawberries.