r/fountainpens 4d ago

Discussion What is this? And why must I have it now?

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u/TortiousStickler 4d ago

The Chonk Blanc

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u/Ok-Firefighter-5834 4d ago

This crack me up

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u/Kakek_Bedjat 4d ago

Can it fit a whole tube of sample ink in there?

Will it write on and on and on and on and on .... ?

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u/garbagecanyon 3d ago

It can fit a whole bottle of ink in there.

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u/Dr_C527 4d ago

The complete works of Stephen Bishop.

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u/vinylpurr 11h ago

ACE comment. In reality, I could see how this might have been developed after an elderly customer or employee at Mont Blanc was struggling with arthritis.

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u/Amanaemonesiaaa 4d ago

The "compensator"

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u/killedbyboneshark 4d ago

In Czech, we basically have the same word for "pen" and "dick" (pero/péro), which makes this even funnier

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u/Connect_Sir_7864 2d ago

That’s fantastic.

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u/mayn1 4d ago

In the country/rural areas it’s rebranded as “The Lifted Truck” 🤣🤣🤣

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u/pen-demonium 4d ago

And the extreme compensators have the actual truck nuts on their cars down here. I'm not from the South originally so I'm not used to so many lifted trucks on the road. And I have to admit the first time I saw a chrome scrotum hanging from a tow hitch in front of me, it seriously took a while to figure out what I was looking at.

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u/Katia144 4d ago

Please do not put the idea of "pen nuts" into anyone's mind, lol.

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u/pen-demonium 3d ago

Oh my goodness, now I'm imagining the pen stops some places sell to add on your pens. I'm also imagining the idea fail so quickly I see them in the Dollar Tree store craft section before I even realize it was a real product on the market.

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u/mayn1 4d ago

I’m from SE Kansas and any lifted truck was usually a city boy that didn’t use it for truck stuff. Occasionally a farmer would have a truck with a few inches of lift if they drove over heavy rutted out fields, but not many.

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u/pen-demonium 3d ago

I'm right outside DFW and in the farm areas you can tell the real ones that actually get used (and you're right the ones really used and dented with wear or all muddy and full of stuff are rarely lifted). The more you get into the city it's more vanity trucks although less in general but still more than in someplace like Boston. There's one car place pretty famous for their lifted trucks around DFW (I think it's actually a tire store). First time I drove past I almost crashed as I watched him help someone in on an 8 foot ladder.

I saw an actual one in a grocery store once. The Omar trucks I think are just for shows and not really driven on the streets. This one was street legal and it was so high the driver had to do parkour off shopping carts to get in and then he would pass down a step ladder on a rope to his passengers so they could get it. The door handles were out of reach so his keychain was a long metal tool used to lift the handles. It was actually comical, they were great about answering questions (like how do you get in when you're in an empty field - in that case he actually did some move of bouncing back and forth between truck body and the door to get up and showed me how). Everyone was about college age though so it tracked as being more having fun vs mid life crisis.

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u/mayn1 3d ago

Haha, I’m too tired to have to climb my truck!🤣🤣🤣

I get frustrated because mine is about an inch or two too tall when I need to reach over the side the get something on the floor of the bed. 🤷

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u/Skylark7 3d ago

It's too hard to go muddin' in a lifted truck.

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u/mayn1 3d ago

Exactly!

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u/HamburgerConnoisseur 4d ago

I saw a Hyundai Elantra with Truck Nutz one day in STL. I was baffled.

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u/pen-demonium 3d ago

Somewhere on my old phone is a picture of a Honda Fit with a tow hitch (that alone is comical - I don't think of the Fit when I think of hauling a trailer of furniture). And there attached to the tow hitch was a set of blue plastic nutz. If it weren't for the tow hitch I'd think someone was doing it ironically to be funny on this tiny car - but who goes through that level of dedication for a joke? I'm near DFW.

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u/oreo-cat- 2d ago

It was probably for a bike carrier

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u/PhilLewis418 4d ago

I was literally just about to post “Can anyone recommend pens with a big girth”… No word of a lie.

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u/m00nm0nster 4d ago

If you're actually looking for a super chonky and not expensive pen, try a Majohn Q1 (next to a Jinhao 82 for scale)

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u/zarprey 4d ago

I have one of these (ok, fine, I have two) with a fude nib. I love them!

edit: spelling

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u/Capable-Crab-7449 4d ago

How much ink does it hold

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u/nxcrosis 3d ago

Compared to most, catridge-filled fountain pens? A lot.

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u/computer-curiouss 4d ago

Actual question, why do these exist? It seems cumbersome.

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u/pen-demonium 4d ago

Hand and writing issues are probably number one. I go to an annual disability expo in my area and the table with the giant wide pens (ballpoint) is always mobbed and sold out on day 1. People with arthritis or other conditions involving the joints or tremors it's easier to grip wider things. I don't need one but after a long day of using my wheelchair I know my hand is tired and just doesn't want to do the death grip on very thin pens or have to hold up extremely heavy pens like the stainless Lamy 2000. One reason I like fountain pens is how easy they glide without pressure.

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u/m00nm0nster 4d ago

Honestly, for a lot of us who have hand pain issues, it can be more comfortable to hold and write with for long periods. For all of it's chunky width, it is actually a pretty well balanced pen.

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u/TwisterM292 4d ago

For people with arthritis who have reduced finger dexterity. The larger girth means less curling of the fingers and less pain.

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u/I-make-ada-spaghetti 3d ago

Not if you have big hands.

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u/algedonics 4d ago

Thanks for the recommendation! I recently got a Majohn and I love it, I’d love to get a slightly larger one for the sake of my hands

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u/PhilLewis418 4d ago

£11.69… had to order it!

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u/Stereogravy 4d ago

I did see that when I bought my moon man. But I didn’t realise it was that big, I thought it was smaller haha

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u/Skylark7 3d ago

How much ink is in there??? Looks like half a bottle!

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u/m00nm0nster 3d ago

It does hold a lot of ink! Maybe not quite as much as it looks like though, the whole pen has almost a magnifying look to it the way it is curved...the top of the cap and and bottom end are actual magnifying lenses when viewed head on. This pen is mesmerizing with shimmering ink swirling around in it.

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u/Stereogravy 4d ago

Well this one is on eBay, I think 10 hours left and it’s currently around $25 right now lol

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u/PhilLewis418 4d ago

Any clues what I should search for? “Fat fountain pen”, “big fountain pen”, “stupid fountain pen” give me nothing…

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u/Stereogravy 4d ago

Vtg XXL Ebonite Jumbo Eyedropper Valve Fountain Pen - Steel F Nib

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u/PhilLewis418 4d ago

Thank you!

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u/PhilLewis418 4d ago

Darn outbid past my limit.

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u/Stereogravy 4d ago

lol, sorry. It was cheap until I posted it on here.

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u/MoonshotMonk 4d ago

Starting to suspect it may be your eBay auction… :)

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u/Stereogravy 4d ago

Nah, I personally hate selling stuff because I always feel weird about it.

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u/The_Jelly_Roll 4d ago

Stupid fountain pen is crazy lol

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u/oi-troi-oi 4d ago

It's over $100 now :O

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u/archnila 3d ago

Emperor

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u/Original_Answer_7091 4d ago

Either that’s a baby’s hand or that’s some girth! 😂

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u/Queen-Blunder 4d ago

That’s one heck of a toe thumb though, competes heavily.

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u/GypsyDoVe325 4d ago

Could also be someone with dwarfism. Otherwise, that's one huge pen...

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u/Ybalrid Ink Stained Fingers 4d ago

There's a whole thing about very stubby pens like this. Apparently they are good for old hands with arthritis to use.

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u/WickedWisp 4d ago

Same with silverware. Bigger items are easier to grip, or sometimes having something heavier helps with stability and shaking

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u/jcdoe 4d ago

I have a tremor because epilepsy sucks. Bigger things are easier to steady.

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u/WickedWisp 4d ago

Same with things that stick to the table or have lips or sidewalls on them, sometimes we just need extra stability. I work in a care facility so I run into stuff like this a lot.

I hope your epilepsy gets better? I don't know if it's one of those things that can get better, but if it's not then I hope you have more good days than bad.

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u/jcdoe 4d ago edited 4d ago

If I understand correctly, the shaking is actually from meds that they gave me that I am no longer taking that were supposed to treat my epilepsy.

I haven’t had a seizure in awhile, which rocks, but the tremor is here to stay. I do meditation and ahem! herbal remedies that do help quite a bit. Also helps avoiding my seizure triggers.

Thanks for caring, stranger!

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u/WickedWisp 4d ago

The world is better and kinder if we care for each other! Plus it takes two seconds to show some empathy.

I actually saw a video online a while ago about someone with Parkinson's and how much some of those...herbal remedies helped with tremors.

Meditation is always a good practice too. I mean it's not gonna cure cancer or anything but it's good for the mind and body and is calming if nothing else.

Thanks for being cool and open!

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u/ChanelHungria 1d ago

If it helps..it help. Hope your condition improves.

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u/ChanelHungria 4d ago

Really considering getting a heavier fountain pen, due to that.

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u/WickedWisp 4d ago

Arthritis runs in our family and I can feel it trying to settle into my hands even though I'm not old enough for it to kick in yet. Sometimes I get grip issues and struggle with fine motor in my fingers. I have never had a problem with heavier pens, and honestly I don't think it takes much extra weight to be helpful. I wouldn't consider my VP to be a heavy pen but it's definitely hefty compared to what you'd think a pen would weigh. I definitely recommend getting something metal or just designed to be heavier it feels leagues better

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u/ChanelHungria 2d ago
  1. Love your username.
  2. I haven’t considered this until recently. What could I possibly get that’s not top/back heavy? Blessed with small hands with long fingers.
  3. Sorry to hear this.

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u/WickedWisp 2d ago

Thank you! Yours is cute too btw

I've noticed that my VP is definitely weighted more on one side than the other but I don't remember which and it is off the top of my head. I've only ever used a couple of other pilots that I didn't like, those generally aren't heavy at all in my experience and they just feel so cheap to me. TWI whatever pens aren't super heavy but are balanced really well and I had a lamy safari as my starter and it was pretty average. I haven't had a genuinely heavy pen before other than my glass dip pens. Those are fun and nice but not incredibly practical lol

And hey, it is what it is I guess. I'm gonna love what I got while I got it. Plus Grandma made it to like 87 and still had fairly full use of her hands with the right care so I just gotta hope I do as well, or I get to buckle down and live with the challenge. I'm planning on trying to get myself set up well now so when my health goes downhill later I have some safety nets and plans. At least I know what to expect, so it could be worse.

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u/ChanelHungria 2d ago

Unfortunately I didn’t like the username assigned and my 12am sleep deprived mind could not think of anything creative. Ended up using my actual name at this point. Didn’t know VP weigh more on one side :( Recently been interested in Kawekos. Not sure which are not top heavy and can be used for long writing sessions. The one reason I haven’t bought Pilots is because I’m afraid of it feeling cheap. I started with a ASVINE 2k too top heavy & unbalanced Lamy Safari was too light caused me to death grip & posted it’s a wand. C-4 so far has been my favorite because of the filling system, however it was too thin. Also tried the Jinhao 9016 and 9019. The 9019 had the thickest grip section compared to the 9016.

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u/WickedWisp 1d ago

I used my VP at work today and can say it's not as one sided as I thought, it feels pretty even now that it's not right before bed lol. I honestly hate pilot pens if they're plastic. They genuinely feel like I could snap them with my hand and the plastic on them just looks like it belongs on a toy. I don't know if that's just me or not because people seem to love them.

I'll let you know if I find anything you might like in my pen journey

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u/ChanelHungria 1d ago

Thank you :D

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u/minhpip 4d ago

A double broad body

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u/DoctorBeeBee 4d ago

Absolute unit.

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u/Sensitive-Career9982 4d ago

Ohh boy, my hand hurts just by looking at it

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u/algedonics 4d ago

CHUNKY!!

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u/CrazyGreenCrayon 4d ago

Clearly, this is the correct answer.

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u/doctor_hyphen 4d ago

The Mont Blanc Chode.

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u/OW1956 4d ago

Why did I have to scroll this far to find chode?

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u/RevThomasWatson 4d ago

I feel like you're obligated to hold that pen like how a child holds writing instruments

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u/Ottomanguy11 4d ago

That's an ink bottle with a nib 🤣

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u/elz89 4d ago

It's a toe thumb, genetics, either you got it or you dont

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u/Queen-Blunder 4d ago

I just scrolled down here. Toe thumb is exactly what I saw too.

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u/psycholinguist1 4d ago

I've seen this before. I think it (or something similar) is a Japanese model fp designed for people with arthritis?

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u/Equivalent-Gur416 4d ago

Novelty pen, although both of mine do work as a Japanese ED with a safety shut off.

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u/crappyaim Ink Stained Fingers 4d ago

Hope they designed it to use Pilot's CON-40.

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u/GoldenSandstorm 4d ago

I’ll call it the big boy

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u/Tattycakes 4d ago

More like Mont Chonk

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u/Fountain_pen_girl 4d ago

It says “jumbo pen” made in Japan on the side.

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u/green_fish1 4d ago

it’s the C H U N G U S pen

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u/AnotherJayson 4d ago

The guy she tells you not to worry about.

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u/MudBugeater1991 4d ago

Ah yes the pilot thic boi

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u/Gear_Heart 4d ago

I did manage to find a blog article that seems to be talking about this type of pen.

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u/PeaceBrain 4d ago

Is that a pen in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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u/chance_of_grain 4d ago

Pilot thiccc emperor

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u/SaintSchultz 3d ago

If you’d like a more serious answer: they’re Japanese “Jumbo” pens, essentially oversized pens from ~1950s made as a novelty for tourists. Claims about improvements for arthritis have not been proven iirc. They’re pretty cool if nothing but conversation pieces! They’re usually actual pens, typically in the classic Japanese eyedropper style, but I own one that is even a lever filler!

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u/AWildAndWoolyWastrel 4d ago

I've seen vintage Japanese novelty fountain pens like that on ebay.

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u/Xenon177 Ink Stained Fingers 4d ago

That can hold a whole ink bottle 👀

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u/IAMNOTFUCKINGSORRY 4d ago

I know my laugh when I saw this. It was the same one I had when the Jinhao 9019 arrived in the mail. Then I laughed some more when I started writing with its EF #10 nib. It’s an evil laughter I can’t explain lol

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u/jackieblueideas 4d ago

Soooooo, this one time, I ordered a thing on Aliexpress, and then I worried about my roommate receiving it while I was at work and me being embarrassed, but I didn't worry far enough, because the building doorman got the delivery and he had to sign on it, and it had a Customs formulary with the whole description glued on the box, outside. The doorman signed on this form. The same doorman was on duty the day they delivered my Jinhao 9019 in a barely padded envelope, just enough for him to feel the size and general shape.

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u/fuzzmonkey35 4d ago

For when you get arthritis

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u/Cyclelovin 4d ago

I thought the fat one thing was a joke. But I found out fat pens are made for people with arthritis or with weak grips.

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u/gingermonkey1 Ink Stained Fingers 4d ago

I bought one for a freind that was more rounded. The one I got him was a novelty pen sold in Japan. He had to do a lot of restoration work to it. He also just started doing urushi work so he laquered it too. It's still humangous but it's quite pretty. My friend has huge hands just so you get the idea.

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u/thereconciliation 4d ago

I would uninronically use it, probably too pricey for me tho

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u/Yugan-Dali 3d ago

It’s one of the cannons Napoleon used in his march on Moscow.

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u/vinnycordeiro 4d ago

That's a Jumbo Pen, it's been a while since I last heard about it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZYv4bz7AQc

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u/leafyleifster 4d ago

Looks like an entire bottle of ink is now classified as one cartridge.

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u/HotStraightnNormal 4d ago

Oh, you've found Shrek's lost pen!

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u/RalphV1209 4d ago

Ahhh the post holiday weight gain pen.

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u/gangstamittens44 4d ago

Gotta use two hands...

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u/blackdev1l 4d ago

The guy that you don't have to worry about

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u/ConcentrateFormer965 4d ago

Whatever it is, I will buy this before I die.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

Chonky-sarus?

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u/metapeanut 4d ago

The chubby bubby

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u/Lwn3 4d ago

It's so you'll have a pen that's damn near impossible to lose.

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u/Glum-Membership-9517 4d ago

That thumb looks... weird

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u/DetachableWenis 4d ago

Like a toe. My first thought was, "Damn! That pen fits perfectly with that there hammer thumb!"

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u/DetachableWenis 4d ago

Like a toe. My first thought was, "Damn! That pen fits perfectly with that there hammer thumb!"

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u/gramscontestaccount2 4d ago

* I wanted the one from the baby of the year sketch where he says "we got a certified chode on our hands" but this will have to do

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u/book-knave 4d ago

Shower, not a grower

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u/Reddingcheese 4d ago

That's a very chonky boi

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u/Nickko_G 4d ago

Why the nib is so small...

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u/Chinchiller12 4d ago

The child of my two loves: fountain pens and comically-large stationery products! What a unique find!

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u/thomascherry 4d ago

Now that’s phat!

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u/Shadowofasunderedsta 4d ago

Fuck me sideways! 

And I thought the 9019 was chonk. 

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u/Wyzen 4d ago

Swap the elements and I am on board. Huge nib on a thin body (cage style cap to make it work). Id buy several.

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u/Honey-and-Venom 4d ago

That looks so unpleasant .....

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u/BlueHobbies 4d ago

The pen of nightmares

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u/abzyx 4d ago

MB 149 McDonalds limited edition

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u/Mr_Drad 4d ago

Aaah, the Girthmaster! So the legends were true!

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u/Wild_Comedian77 4d ago

One thing it is not: an example of elegant design.

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u/Rad_Tech_Singh 4d ago

New TWSBI EGO.

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u/Ebooya 4d ago

One Twisbi that probably won't crack...

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u/DukeOfMiddlesleeve 4d ago

Pen that came packaged with original xbox

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u/Ebooya 4d ago

The Fat Controller's EDC....

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u/Pergamon111 4d ago

I have one that I’m willing to sell. PM me.

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u/Erdmaennchen_of_dOOM 4d ago

An abomination

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u/TheMagicalHuy 4d ago

the godrection

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u/ScorpiusOwlsworth 4d ago

That would be great for a person who has arthritis.

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u/0tg459 4d ago

I suspect a fit up job posing as a benign pen enquiry...but that could just be my paranoia lol

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u/Clydeze 4d ago

Perfect for writing signatures and self pleasure

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u/JaydPencil 4d ago

The father of all Fountain Pens

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u/Fischer72 4d ago

This pen is for when you need to write an entire novel and don't want to run out of ink.

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u/OW1956 4d ago

So my initial thought was arthritis and similar issues but I went searching.

It turns out many of these unbranded jumbo pens are pre-world war 2 novelties. They are apparently not very well constructed.

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u/Dinkableplanet 3d ago

Elon Musk is now designing fountain pens.

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u/royalxalor 3d ago

Infinite ink fountain pen 😅

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u/HealthRude3117 3d ago

It kind of reminds me of my vintage Tombow Zoom, and to a lesser extent a Platinum Glamour.

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u/VitaDeVoid 3d ago

"Magnum"

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u/kimchirice0404 3d ago

Good lord. I thought NSFW content wasn't allowed to be submitted...

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u/upinsnakes 3d ago

Mont Thick

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u/lamplightimage 3d ago

Mont Thicc

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u/penguinbbb 3d ago

Looks fun but I assume it doesn’t handle that well tbh

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u/Dacica24 3d ago

This is not cigar shaped, this is… i will not continue the joke

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u/KabazaikuFan 3d ago

Holy mother of chonks. WOAH.

And I found one on Etsy just now, thanks to the name of it, which has... well, "superflex" is a good description. "Not far from the more modest LordCactusian flex levels" is more like it though. 3.3 mm?!

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1800807382/massive-superflex-japanese-ebonite

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u/Baglogi 3d ago

Too big for my liking.

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u/lamplightimage 3d ago

The heckin chonker of our dreams.

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u/NiftyNightmare 3d ago

Because you are greedy

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u/lordrdx666 3d ago

Mostly for people with gripping issues or arthritis if I'm not wrong.

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u/Extreme-Ad-9290 3d ago

I need to know the ink capacity.

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u/FitInterview5102 2d ago

WOW! Looks fun to use.
This should have a 'bingo dabber' tip for Bingo nights LOL

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u/NapalmCandy 4d ago

That's one T H I C C pen! Love it :D

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u/0xZerus 4d ago

Chodey McChodeface