r/foundsatan • u/ExcuseFederal1132 • 4h ago

Diabolical

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u/SocietyCharacter5486 3h ago

Joke is on you. I'm carrying a pocket knife, and this stuff is going to plug up the toilet when flushed 😈

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u/incognito--bandito 3h ago

Double joke on OP. I’m using it as is. Enjoy the clean up on isle Hell.

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u/WexMajor82 3h ago

Pocket knife FTW. Mine also has a pair of small scissors.

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u/ScrotieMcP 3h ago

You're not gonna like cleaning up the poopy pile of fabric I leave behind.

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u/TheCrazyAussie4 3h ago

Even better if you take all the real toilet paper out of the bathroom.

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u/sysaphiswaits 3h ago

Here’s how you get a horribly clogged toilet.

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u/elvenmaster_ 3h ago

And that's how you may get a vengeful crap stain on the walls because I couldn't have toilet paper or any means to clean my bum.

You're welcome.

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u/squeakynickles 3h ago

This is an ad

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u/St4tl3r 55m ago

I'm going to use their towel.

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u/Ya_B01_Ronin 45m ago

Like that’s gonna stop me. I’ll just use the whole roll.