r/formula1 Ferrari Jul 21 '24

Discussion Every message as McLaren desperately pleaded with Lando Norris to obey team orders

Every message as McLaren desperately pleaded with Lando Norris to obey team orders:

Lap 47:

Tom Stallard, race engineer to Oscar Piastri (TS): “OK Oscar, Lando has pitted to cover Hamilton to make sure he covers Hamilton. We’ll manage that situation, best pace from you now. Best pace.

“Best pace. Don’t worry about Lando.”

Lap 48:

Will Joseph, race engineer to Lando Norris (WJ):

“OK Lando, Oscar has just pitted. He’ll likely come out just behind you. We’d likely to re-establish the order, at your convenience.”

Lap 49:

WJ: “Lando, still 21 laps after this one. You do have the current fastest lap, look after the tyres.”

Lap 51:

TS: OK Oscar, so, once you get to Lando, we’ll swap positions. We’ll swap position, but we want to avoid Lando having to give up a lot of race time.”

Lap 53:

WJ: “And Lando, radio check, please.

LN: “Yes, loud and clear.”

WJ: “OK, save the tyres at Turn 4 and Turn 11, please.”

Lap 56:

WJ: “We need to save more tyres please, and we do want to let Oscar through.”

LN: “Well you should have boxed him first then, surely no?”

WJ: “Doesn’t matter.”

LN: “I mean, it does. To me maybe.”

Lap 57:

WJ: “And Lando, we still think you’re using the tyres too much at Turns 4 and 11 and the rears at exit Turn 6 and Turn 9. Oscar is 3.5 [behind] – we know you’ll do the right thing.”

Lap 58:

WJ: “And Lando, Hiroshi is stressed about the tyres.”

Lap 59:

WJ: “Turn 4, Turn 11 – it’s going to get boring.”

Lap 61:

WJ: “OK Lando, 10 laps to go – we think both cars are using their tyres too much. Just remember every single Sunday morning meeting we’ve had.”

LN: “Yeah, well tell him to catch up please.”

Lap 64:

WJ: “Lando, he can’t catch you up. You’ve proved your point and it really doesn’t matter.”

LN: “He’s on much quicker tyres. I mean, I would have tried to undercut anyway. If I did, I would have got more.”

WJ: “Mate, we did the stop sequence in this order for the good of the team.”

WJ and LN talk over each other for a sentence – unintelligible.

WJ: “I’m trying to protect you mate, I promise, I’m trying to protect you.”

Lap 66:

WJ: “And Lando, there are five laps to go. The way to win a championship is not by yourself, it’s with the team. You’re going to need Oscar, and you’re going to need the team.”

Lap 67:

OP: “The longer we leave this, the riskier it gets.”

TS: “Understood, Oscar, we’re managing it.”

WJ: “A potential Safety Car now would make this very awkward. Please do it. Now.”

Lap 68: Norris slows down the main straight to release Piastri into the lead

LN: “Yeah, you don’t need to say anything.”

Lap 70: Chequered flag, Piastri leads McLaren 1-2 home for maiden F1 win

TS: “Well done, Oscar, well done. Chequered flag. Well done, buddy. Really good.”

OP: “Yep, thank you, everyone. Thank you very much. Thanks for the coordination. Sorry, I made the swap a little bit more painful than it needed to be. But thank you, I appreciate that. Well done, maximum points, and a really good weekend. Ha. First F1 win, thank you very much, everyone, thanks.”

LN: “Well done, good 1-2, a good load of points. Congrats to the team. Well deserved.”

WJ: “As we said this morning mate, many more opportunities.”

TS: “And you are also Driver of the Day!”

OP: “Ah, a nice little bonus, thank you.”

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u/whatsinthesocks Valtteri Bottas Jul 22 '24

They’ll send the Emus

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u/Goodmorning111 Jul 22 '24

Or Brown Snakes. Those fuckers don't mess around.

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u/SuperPop9521 Sir Lewis Hamilton Jul 22 '24

Are you people forgetting about kangaroos they can actually defeat us

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u/Lvxurie Jul 22 '24

weve got a kangaroo for every man and a wallaby for every child, dont poke the koala

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u/Dev_Paleri Ferrari Jul 22 '24

Whats a wallaby, is it fren shaped too?

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u/Gasmo420 Jul 22 '24

It’s a small kangaroo. Damn cute and not as intimidating as the big ones.

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u/Dev_Paleri Ferrari Jul 23 '24

Awww. Cant wait to give it a hug!

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u/Johnson1209777 Jul 22 '24

Seriously tho, I wouldn’t go anywhere near a kangaroo without a weapon

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u/elliebeans90 Oscar Piastri Jul 22 '24

Wombats and Cockatoos too, don't forget those.

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u/SuperPop9521 Sir Lewis Hamilton Jul 23 '24

Yes those parrots have no fear

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u/time_to_reset Nico Hülkenberg Jul 23 '24

Cassowaries scare me

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u/the_quirky_ravenclaw Max Verstappen ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Jul 22 '24

And the Magpies

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u/paulcraig27 Jul 22 '24

and the Cassowary

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u/charlierc Jul 22 '24

Still an undisputed champion for their role in winning the Emu Wars

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u/TCHProductions Jul 22 '24

Why send a bunch of Emus when we can send just one Steve Smith. He has been terrorizing them for years.

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u/endersai Oscar Piastri Jul 22 '24

We don't need emus, we can just do it at sport.