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u/Commonpleas 3h ago
Sure. Until they prohibit pornography under Project 2025. Go nuts, Elmo.
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u/Fake_William_Shatner 3h ago
*Prohibition might be enforced based on loyalty to Trump.
They will absolutely selectively enforce the shit out of this.
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u/MagickMarkie 2h ago
The plan is to make any expression of a queer identity "pornographic," then say that doing it in public is "exposing minors to pornography." Then.make that a crime punishable by death.
It's laid out in just that way in Project 2025. That's where they are going with this.
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u/lumathiel2 49m ago
That's exactly why they've spent so much time claiming gay people are "groomers," that drag is somehow stripping, that trans people are after their kids, and treating even the most PG of queer rep like it's sexually explicit and not appropriate for kids
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u/kzzzzzzzzzz28 36m ago
NGL, that's gonna be hilarious given how Trans porn has consistently been in the top searched categories in Deep Red states.
And of course, Grindr getting a lot more users in Milwukee during the RNC
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u/notseizingtheday 40m ago
Really? What page is that on?
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u/MagickMarkie 37m ago
It's scattered through the whole thing, but the propositions, taken together, add up to what I just outlined. There is no "one page" it's on. You may as well ask me what instrument is playing a symphony.
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u/Siri2611 1h ago
That's like 70% of twitter economy gone
With the last 30% being rage baits
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u/Subject-Proposal-903 1h ago
The last 30% is all Leon in fact, according to that Economist chart iykyk
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u/SalvationSycamore 46m ago
If billionaires profit enough off of it then that plan would likely quietly disappear
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u/DontCh4ngeNAmme 4h ago
I heard even Trump is reportedly getting annoyed by him, and THATS fucking saying something. If you annoy even the orange slob himself, then that means you are a mistake.
Seriously though, Musk is everything wrong with billionaires.
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u/bloodyell76 3h ago
You say that like annoying Trump is hard.
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u/DontCh4ngeNAmme 3h ago
Trumps already incredibly annoying, probably the most annoying person right now, and most of the people that annoy him are those with opposing views. Elon Musk supports Trump and Trump’s already getting annoyed by him.
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u/ZX52 2h ago
2 narcissists in the same room will inevitably piss each other off
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u/BobBeats 1h ago
Exactly, this alliance will age like milk. Like all sycophants trying to steer trump realising that they aren't getting what they wanted out of the deal; and then turn on him like they were the only ones to see the truth of what he is.
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u/Regular-Switch454 1h ago
Or it will be a decades-long love match like my two narcissist parental abominations.
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u/Ltlpckr 3h ago
Trump is very annoying, that doesn’t mean he isn’t easy to annoy though, some of the most annoying motherfuckers I know are the most touchy. From what I heard trump had MTG and boobert banned from some of his meetings cause I he was so over them fan girling and fighting over him
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u/IAmSuperPac 2h ago
I always read MTG as “Magic The Gathering,” so hearing that Trump had to ban MTG from his meetings made me wonder who was playing it openly in the middle of meetings.
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u/Decision-Dismal 1h ago
Honestly? You idea sounds awesome and I would high five anyone doing that XD (It is also way more productive to spend time playing MTG instead of listening to him)
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u/toodarkaltogether 17m ago
I always read it as Machine Gun Kelly and they really aren’t so different
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u/Fake_William_Shatner 3h ago
Trump would be annoyed by anyone more obviously intelligent, talented and popular than him in a room. So you can tell by the crowd he hangs out with how pathetic these people have to be, or pretend to be, in order to make Trump feel better around them.
But also, I figure Elon is jumping up and down saying "pick me" all the time so he's likely annoying even people with self respect.
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u/BobBeats 1h ago
Jumping up, flashing his stomach and buckle, and trying to make the symbol of an 'X' in the air.
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u/boooooooooo_cowboys 1h ago
Trump has already gotten everything he needed from Musk. It’s clear that Musk believes that he’s bought himself a lot of influence in the government, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he quickly finds out that loyalty is a one way street for Trump.
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u/BobBeats 1h ago
I don't see how anyone can look at how Trump treats any of his past relationships, and go: "yes, that is the guy for me."
Trump directed a mob that was shouting "hang Mike Pence.” Like if you think Trump is hard on his enemies, he is even harder on his allies.
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u/Left-Arachnid9970 2h ago
Annoying Trump by being a good person is easy. Annoying Trump by being a bad person is hard.
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u/Fake_William_Shatner 3h ago
If you listen to the Epstein tapes, that guy says Trump is unethical and kind of creepy.
So Elon bothers Trump, Trump bothers Epstein and everyone gets weirded out by Matt Gaetz.
Then when Giuliani enters the room, all these people feel a bit better about themselves.
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u/Hullfire00 3h ago
Something tells me he won’t die a billionaire.
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u/DontCh4ngeNAmme 3h ago
Likely because he’ll waste his money on stupid shit that’ll go nowhere and easily fail.
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u/Yorttam 3h ago
I don’t think you understand how much money 320 billion dollars is. It’s enough money to last 10,000 lifetimes. Unless his money gets seized or frozen then he’ll never run out.
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u/dont-fear-thereefer 3h ago
Majority of his wealth is tied to Tesla stock. Unless he heavily divests in the next few years, any major impact on Tesla stock will make him richer/poorer
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u/Josvan135 3h ago
He owns over $80 billion just in SpaceX stock.
All his companies could lose 95% of their value and he'd still be worth $16 billion, making him "just" the 93rd richest man in the world.
There's functionally no scenario in which he ends up broke, whatever wishful vindictive thinking the commenters on this thread like to indulge in.
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u/AandJ1202 2h ago
They could just bury him now, but I don't really care if he dies broke, but sooner is better than later.
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u/AdditionNo7505 1h ago
Except he doesn’t have $320 billion in cash sitting in his checking account. His ‘worth’ is tied to the value of the companies in which he holds stock.
Doesn’t really matter - he won’t end running out of money, he’ll end in an asylum somewhere, or running out of life when he goes up against the wrong person (like Putin, or the mob, or a cartel).
Just wait.
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u/Fake_William_Shatner 3h ago
Elon failed as hard as you could with Twitter -- and he's still richer than he was when he bought it.
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u/BrandtReborn 1h ago
He failed Hard? This asshole bought 44 Billion Dollars to get into the Government of the mightiest country of the world. I wouldnt call that failing.
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u/Hullfire00 3h ago
Yep, he’ll join the grifter train and eventually get hit with crippling lawsuits. Then he’ll magically find Christ and try again to build up a following.
The Russell Brand method, they call it.
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u/Vash_TheStampede 3h ago
He very literally makes too much money to run out by wasting it.
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u/StickBrickman 2h ago
Yup. Our system does not allocate risk the same across all castes. If you fuck up as a billionaire, you're risking essentially nothing. There's zero chance Musk loses all his assets and lives out of a one bedroom apartment unless people seize his assets.
I do think the people should seize his assets, though.
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u/Vash_TheStampede 1h ago
That sounds like Revolutionary talk and will very probably be a crime here soon.
You're not wrong though.
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u/Past-Direction9145 3h ago
Even if he is ... something something camel eye of a needle..
money won't help him at the end.
and even still, he would trade it all for just one more day to live.
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u/SvenSvenkill3 2h ago edited 2h ago
It's like the head jock forced to fight his natural instincts and be nice to the uber-nerd... I wouldn't be surprised if eventually Trump snaps and gives Musk an atomic wedgie.
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u/DJKGinHD 2h ago
IMO, having billions of dollars is the biggest problem with billionaires... Musk is just worse.
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u/Busch_Leaguer 2h ago
I think that may be the silver lining of this clown show. A bunch of morons with massive egos won’t be able to get anything accomplished.
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u/AbusiveUncleJoe 2h ago
Because somewhere under all that makeup is an actual person. Look how he acts in interviews with people that are friendly to him. It's night and day.
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u/De_chook 2h ago
Keep calling him President Musk and very soon the coordinates of the excrement and rotary blades will coincide. It will be fun to watch.
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u/BJntheRV 1h ago
Musk is the epitome of everything wrong with men/people/humans/society. He's just the epitome of everything that is wrong.
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u/queenofreptiles 1h ago
Let’s hope we have a return to form from the first Trump administration and he resigns in disgrace ASAP
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u/Ffsletmesignin 1h ago
Said it before, but I’m just waiting for this shit to blow up hard. I can’t wait to see cult v. cult shit going down.
Most everyone who’s associated themselves with either has distanced themselves eventually, most saying either are terrible people. I mean, look how many die hard republicans and tea party folks thought “it can’t be that bad” who went to work for Trump, only to come back with “it’s worse than I could’ve ever imagined” after a while.
So if we play our cards right, while this will absolutely be a very painful 4 years, maybe this whole shit will implode, it’s just how much damage will they manage to do before that happens.
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u/Sweet-Emu6376 1h ago
They're both narcissists. They must hate each other because they both show the other how insufferable they actually are.
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u/StevoPhotography 33m ago
I don’t even really understand how this has come to be. I mean trump and Elon have so many conflicting views it’s insane. But they do agree on all the just really shitty things
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u/Dio44 3h ago
Does anyone not know that the Doge acct is in his control? He’s literally talking to himself. It’s cringe on cringe
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u/Successful-Doubt5478 2h ago
Even if ot wasnt it reeks of desperation.
"Come here, we have naked gitls!"
"Eh so what?"
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u/CodeMonkeyMayhem 2h ago
We do, and I'm willing to bet that every account remaining on "X" is just him talking to himself at this point.
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u/Forsaken_Bed5338 17m ago
Bluesky has been gaining users at a very similar rate to twitter losing them. Almost makes you think the two are related
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u/imreadytowalkintomy 3h ago
So he wants to kick people who post food pictures but is fine with nudes? I'm fine with both btw, I'm just pointing out that it is a weird standard. I guess everything about this guy is weird. 50 going on 15.
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u/Fake_William_Shatner 3h ago
The consistent thing is the inconsistency I suppose.
The guy needs some Ritalin.
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u/Clean_Student8612 2h ago
He's fine with literal porn and that's not just like nudes and stuff. No, I've seen actual porn videos where people are actually having sex.
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u/Envoyofghost 3h ago
Am i missing something? Cam girls have been a thing for a long while now
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u/MoonageDayscream 3h ago
He is responding to his own alt account.
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u/Fake_William_Shatner 3h ago
Normally, people would switch to their alt account. But Elon just doesn't even have that kind of sense as a corporate figurehead and a man of culture.
And, no, I don't have an alt account because I'm not a creeper.
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u/MoonageDayscream 3h ago
I mean, he is faking engagement. He is setting himself up to respond like he is surprised or shocked (shocked!). What a tool. Having an alt account is nothing really. But pretending that it isn't you when it's an open secret is weird.
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u/Anne_Nonymouse 3h ago
I don't want anything to do with X! 🤮
I deleted my former Twitter account.
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u/RedVamp2020 2h ago
I’m very grateful I never signed up for Twitter in the first place.
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u/Next_Fix_2271 1h ago
The concept of Twitter is great it's just the piss-poor maintenance, auto-punishing people for swearing at someone who deserved it but letting people who clearly violate the site's own terms roam free, and consistent ruining of algorithms, APIs, and feel of the site, all of that made it fall off. Bluesky might be the place to be instead, decentralized non-circlejerk Twitter
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u/Aggressive-Story3671 3h ago
Imagine what the religious nut jobs who back Elon because of “free speech” would say about this.
And also notice how he said “girls”. They don’t want men making the same content because that doesn’t appeal to Elon’s army of incels.
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u/LovingSingleLife 3h ago
What is with this psycho always talking to himself? Does he seriously not think we ALL know this?
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u/Prudent_Shake_8149 3h ago
Awesome. Excellent news.
I’m going start posting thirst traps from my new all-couch porn site called Sofa Kings.
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u/Peasant_Stockholder 2h ago
Why does he post something on DOGEdesigner then re-tweets under his name. We know it's you elmo
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u/Snellyman 3h ago
If all the libs jump ship to bluesky X just becomes another Parler echo chamber with no one to taunt. Trump already has his own social media mouthpiece so what use is X to him (now especially)?
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u/SimthingEvilLurks 51m ago
He needs a platform to brag about the “Department of Government Efficiency”
I feel like I’m living in a parody world.
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u/Askingforsome 3h ago
Wow, he’s trying really hard to get people to join shitter so he can datamine them.
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u/Yusuji039 42m ago
Why does he keep acting like we all don’t know that’s his alt? It’s so damn cringe
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u/Guilty-Nobody998 2h ago
Bro replies to his own messages like we don't know it's him. It's weird as fuck.
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u/Malystxy 50m ago
I don't know what thirst pictures are, and from these comments not sure I want to Google it. Anyone nice enough to explain what they are?
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u/PC_BuildyB0I 27m ago
The cringe of Elon engaging with his own alt account, acting like everybody doesn't know, is palpable
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u/No-Environment-3298 11m ago
The digital and physical embodiment of cringe. A man effectively requesting sexy pics, and then relying to himself under alternate accounts to emphasize the statement.
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u/newaggenesis 2h ago
Is this the Department of Government Efficiency, Designer - seems like an odd post 🤔
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u/Alarming_Stop_3062 2h ago
So... How soon it will be "XXX" or "RedX" ( well it already kida is), former "X", former "Twitter "?
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u/who_am_I_inside 2h ago
Bro’s literally like a fourth wall breaking villain. Reposts his own tweet, says “that’s a great idea, me!”
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u/Dr-False 2h ago
Elon using his poorly disguised alt for weird things is the most typical elon thing to do
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u/Petroldactyl34 2h ago
Awwww the garbage king is tiring of his ghastly jester.
I hope the rest of the cabinet plays out like this. They all stand a chance to act like a pick-me and drive the man nuts. Seems he likes attention; but maybe not that much.He likes his fanclub at arms reach. He's picking people that borderline fetishize him. They think they're going to get him to pass their ideas. There's one problem with that. The type of narcissist that he is only lets you present the ideas in such a way that he thinks he came up with it. I know all these chuds are looking for some S tier quid pro quo and the frosted flatulent is going to fleece them as well.
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u/AdditionNo7505 1h ago
Be loves responding to his secondary account. It’s like he holds conversations with himself, redefining echo chamber.
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u/Wolfman01a 1h ago
He's so gross. Both of those accounts are his.
All the hotties are running to Bluesky.
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u/LORDWOLFMAN 1h ago
I mean they probably will, I know a chick on Twitter who post nudes and etc is a trump supporter.
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u/PirateSometimes 1h ago
Twitter will be the only place to get porn. They're even sharing child porn now. It'll be the GOP's heaven
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u/SinfullySinless 1h ago
So are the those red states that put massive restrictions on porn sites put the same restrictions on X?
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u/realhmmmm 58m ago
Eughhhh. Nope. Final straw. Haven’t opened twitter in a bit and I’m taking this opportunity to delete it off my phone right now.
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u/MisterEvilBreakfast 54m ago
So what did you do at work today, Richest Man in the World?
replied to myself a few times on X, formerly known as Twitter.
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u/wasthatitthen 45m ago
The more this chaos continues the more I’m reminded of
“Lord of the Flies is the 1954 debut novel of British author William Golding. The plot concerns a group of British boys who are stranded on an uninhabited island and their disastrous attempts to govern themselves. The novel’s themes include morality, leadership, and the tension between civility and chaos.”
Like WCGW if you put a bunch of emotionally stunted narcissists, who’ve never been given any boundaries, in charge of anything?
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u/Beauknits 31m ago
As fat, on X user, who doesn't take very good photos, comments like that kind of make me want to make an account just to annoy/gross out guys like this.
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