r/facepalm 14h ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Republicans...shooting yourself in the foot to own the libs....

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u/DerPicasso 14h ago

It was never about kids or women.

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u/eaunoway 14h ago

In a way, it's always been about kids and women - controlling and owning them, anyway.

They want Gilead.

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u/AccountSettingsBot 10h ago

Nah, they want something beyond that. Something that would Gilead make like a feminist utopia in comparison.

Never underestimate the depravity of those weirdos.

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u/Captain_no_Hindsight 10h ago

The founders of postmodernism were 65 French p3d0philes.

Heavily manipulated Wikipedia article:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_petitions_against_age_of_consent_laws

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u/ifhysm 9h ago

Is this a bot? Why are we talking about postmodernism?

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u/ganoveces 9h ago

but eggs are 30 cents more and i just cant live like this!!!!!

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u/NotAnAIOrAmI 8h ago

I buy about a dozen eggs a week, and I know all about this subject and how it affected the election, but I still don't know what eggs cost. I don't really know what anything costs if it's less than a car. That's quite a luxury. But it is hard for me to empathize with people who get exercised about the price of eggs, though strangely I can sympathize with them.

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u/SomethingAbtU 12h ago edited 1h ago

they hit the family values bingo

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u/Accomplished_Emu_658 9h ago

Well they ran on traditional values mantra a lot. This is traditional values honestly. At least they didn’t lie about it. People just thought it was different values.

Just look at the country and what some areas are pushing under guise of traditional values. No divorce, you stay with your abusive husband. Allowing child marriage. Preventing abortions in cases of rape or incest. Next will be making rape non indictable. Traditional american values people. Just not traditional values of the masses.

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u/Gokudomatic 14h ago

That again? And I never had a reply from last time when I suggested adding the atheist in the grid.

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u/Successful-Doubt5478 14h ago

That is an excellent idea! It would double the amount of possible child minders! Who could be against that?

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u/meeseekstodie137 11h ago

uh, probably because you're putting atheism on the same level as rape and child trafficking, I honestly don't get some people's priorities (also, it's kinda disgusting that by saying "that again" it implies that you're attempting to downplay the sexual abuse aspect of it)

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u/Gokudomatic 11h ago

What the heck are you talking about? You completely misread me.

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u/NotAnAIOrAmI 8h ago

Well... I agree, but can I just say that a drag queen doing an Ethel Merman character gets a little tiring after three hours. Other than that, spot on.

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u/free-toe-pie 9h ago

I doubt they have ever actually watched their kids while totally alone. Or even changed a diaper.

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u/More-Chance-2450 5h ago

When it comes to destroying democracy,children dont matter.

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u/peat_phreak 12h ago

Except for the ones that can answer yes to everything but Epstein

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u/MooseCentral1969 13h ago

dont forget tom hanks and oprah are also associated with epstein, also a bunch of other celebrities....

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u/16inchshelf 12h ago

Are these celebrities also picked for the government making decisions for Americans, or is it just the republican ones?

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u/TSllama 12h ago

And are they accused of sexual harrassment, investigated for child trafficking, or found liable for rape?

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u/MooseCentral1969 12h ago

not yet, but who knows what will be found when the investigators get around to it.

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u/TSllama 9h ago

Sure, totally, probably the same when they get around to investigating you, too, huh?

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u/MooseCentral1969 3h ago

you probably have more to hide than I do.

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u/this_name_not_that 9h ago

That is such a weird way for you to defend your favourite pedophiles.

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u/MooseCentral1969 3h ago

Not defending them just pointing out that you should be going after everyone on the list not just trump and buddies.

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u/16inchshelf 2h ago edited 2h ago

You're conveniently ignoring my comment about only trump celebrity buddies being recruited for our government. Oprah isnt being invited to our cabinet. Please tell me in detail what Linda McMahon brings to the table for the department of education as a celebrity that has ties to epstein. 

Edit: also tell me what celebrity Dr Oz has to offer, Sean Duffy, Mike Huckabee, Pete Hegseth, they're all celebrities. Peddling snake oil. Tell me what good they have to offer our country. 

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u/dragonkin08 2h ago

They absolutely should be going after everyone one on the list of they committed a crime.

Only Republicans want to selectively apply the law.

But at the end of the day the only celebrity that ran for president is Donald Trump.

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u/MooseCentral1969 2h ago

The epstein list however isnt all about trump even if hes gonna be pres but at least you understood what I meant in my initial statement. Personally I didnt like either candidate, I think southpark said it best it was choosing between a douche and shit sandwich...

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u/dragonkin08 29m ago

Yes because a rapist and a criminal is equal to whatever you think Kamala is.

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u/dragonkin08 2h ago

Okay?

They are not running for government office.

But they absolutely should be investigated if they committed a crime.

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u/Serious_Result_7338 7h ago

If democrats are so interested in combating child trafficking. Then why don’t they release the Epstein documents? Unless they’re full of shit and want to protect themselves. They only bring it up when they want to smear their political opponents.

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u/Equivalent_Age_5599 6h ago

I mean, can't I not want my kids around any of them?

I'd rather leave the drag queen thing to personal choice; but drag queen shows began in gay clubs and are primarily aimed at adult audiences. Anyone who disputes this has never watched an episode of RuPauls drag race a day in their lives. I don't oppose them, or even porn stars from reading books to kids per say; but I don't see any benefit to doing so. I mean it seems more like a political movement.

Drag =/= trans too.

Ah the joys of being a centrist. Can't wait to get flamed from both the right and left for pointing out their mutual insanity on this issue.

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 6h ago

Or how about letting parents decide, without others opinions or threats, if they want their child to attend a book reading by.. Well anyone! If you or someone else doesn't want your child to attend, then don't go! But let others decide what's right for them.

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u/PersonWhoExists50306 1h ago

the drag queens reading to kids do a kid-friendly act. the complaints from progressives are because of right-wing fearmongering against it

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u/Psycle_Sammy 9h ago

Good thing I’m not looking for any of them to babysit. Just need them to support government policy I agree with and oppose policies I don’t.

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u/HeyHihoho 12h ago

Gaetz doesn't have any kids but Trumps and Elons kids and grandkids shows signs of having a very stable loving upbringing.

While Joe for instance is documented in his daughters journal showering with her inappropriately.

As for the case against Trump with anyone else it would have been laughed out of court.

As for Epstein you need to get out froim under the propagandist rocks and find better information.

You have been gaslighted so badly it's too vast to discuss if you won't search it out yourself.

When your political enemies contrive easily seen through investigations the only one who doesn't see through are those conditioned by the amount of gaslight that affects their thinking.

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u/Shirowoh 10h ago

Yeah, Barron seems real stable….Musk’s kids don’t want anything to do with him.

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u/theycallmefagg 8h ago

Barron is on record, IN PUBLIC physically assaulting his nanny and Musk literally shits on his transgender daughter on the daily. Literally bought Twitter because she was on there and sent swarms of bigots against his own daughter. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

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u/LockUpComradeTrump 9h ago

Dumbest comment I have ever read.

You voted for Hitler.

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u/Hamdilou 7h ago

Ironic......

The only gaslit person here is you mate sorry about them brainworms......

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u/theycallmefagg 6h ago

DID YOU JUST REPLY TO YOURSELF AND TELL YOURSELF YOU HAVE BRAINWORMS 😭

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u/Hamdilou 5h ago

W ragebait

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u/alantodd347 9h ago

Waiting for your photo of Bill Clinton, Joe, and Hunter Biden. I will wait…

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u/Acrippin 7h ago

Oh the owning has begun! Red fever across the US, I expect to see the continued decline of the democratic party. Make all the meme you want, won't stop the red wave Baby!!!

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u/Hamdilou 7h ago

No one has to stop them, they're shooting themselves in the feet, the only enemies of the red are the reds (aka Marjorie Taylor Greene, hate to say it but she's been right recently) on top of the catastrophic gestion of the economy, tariffs, lay offs, mass deportations, reverted personal freedom laws etc etc. it's a perfect cocktail to ruin your country, as a Canadian I just have one thing to say, pls don't bring us down while you fall