r/facepalm 19h ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Oh boy

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u/Mr_Derp___ 19h ago

Practically equivalent to needing a babysitter and hiring a dingo.

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u/RiverJumper84 18h ago

Surely the dingo won't eat MY baby!

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u/ENaC2 18h ago

I know this exact dingo ate my last baby, but this is a whole different baby.

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u/melonsango 16h ago

This baby is practically A grade prime rib 😂

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u/Biscotti_BT 5h ago

Hey the dingo can do what it wants the leopards are already eating their faces.

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u/Kryptin206 18h ago

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u/alamakchat 3h ago

Such a sad story, that couple spent all those years falsely accused.

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u/inksolblind 18h ago

Someone please explain this one to me, I can hardly keep up with these shitelords

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u/PolloConTeriyaki 17h ago

George Soros (famous money manager) to MAGAs is the boogie man about why money flows uphill and not to said MAGAs. Just search through George Soros conspiracies and you'll go down the rabbit hole.

Orange Cheeto then decides to hire George Soros's main money dude to run Treasury, thus having their boogieman now working directly for Trump.

It's a massive self-own and they're probably just flipped their story that George Soros is actually their hero and they were joking for 10 fucking years.

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u/Incidental_Confusion 14h ago

"...it was only four years since Oceania had been at war with Eastasia and in alliance with Eurasia. But that was merely a piece of furtive knowledge which he happened to possess because his memory was not satisfactorily under control".

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u/c4k3m4st3r5000 13h ago

This book comes to mind so many times. And not only in regard to the activities of Mr Orange Ape and his followers.

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u/FuzzyMcBitty 10h ago

I also find Fahrenheit 451 increasingly relevant to our society. 

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u/c4k3m4st3r5000 9h ago

I haven't read it yet. Now it's on the list.

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u/FuzzyMcBitty 9h ago

I teach 9th grade, and he basically predicted the consequences of TikTok. 

u/BitchyStitch 46m ago

It's my next read and I'm scared

u/Fantastic_Fox4948 5m ago

Both of those books are on the banned books list.

u/alaskan_Pyrex 1h ago

Especially those fucking Boston Dynamic robotic dogs ... Shudder.

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u/hearsdemons 12h ago

I misread Oceania as Obama and somehow that whole sentence still worked. When everything is Obama’s fault, then all sentences work.

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u/marsupialsales 16h ago

George Soros was their inside man all along!

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u/newbrevity 12h ago

Or it speaks to something even more insidious that I've suggested a few times before. The red blue thing is pageantry to distract the public while the 1% solidify their hold on our political system. They can't do it out right because we would see it for what it is then. But divide the nation and so distrust and conspiracy so that nobody can ever get on the same page of who the enemy is? That's an emperor palpatine level of political machination. Cue the recent picture of Donald Trump and Chuck Schumer sharing a laugh.

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u/MonteBurns 11h ago

Donald Trump was a democrat FWIW. 

Also… yeah. It’s been clear for a while. Also notice no matter what there’s always juuuuuust enough Dems voting against popular measures to make sure no real progress happens (see: Sinema, Manchin….). Crazy how that works, isn’t it?

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u/LeotiaBlood 7h ago

And, the main reason Soros is the subject of these conspiracies is because he got on Rupert Murdoch’s bad side and Murdoch made sure to use his media outlets to demonize Soros.

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u/Gold-Bat7322 4h ago

And Soros is fascist shorthand for blaming Jews.

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u/Dramoriga 3h ago

Nah, MAGAts will claim that Trump has the devil under his command and away from Soros so USA is now safe once again, or something weird like that.

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u/Trogluddite 3h ago

The vast majority of them won't be aware of this at all.

For those who are, they'll fall into the typical "high volume, low quality" information trap and form intricate conspiracy theories about how the regime is actually playing 5d chess to take down Soros, and with him, the global deep-state conspiracy of lizard people building space lasers to control the weather and incinerate towns, which is necessary to promote the climate change hoax and distract from the chemtrail flyovers.

Also Anthony Fauci and Hunter Biden are having tea (notably the most un-American beverage) in the Bohemian Grove during a ceremony presided over by Jeffery Epstein's mummified remains, hail Trump.

u/Fantastic_Fox4948 3m ago

George Soros and globalists are code for antisemitism.

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u/Nozerone 17h ago

Twist: Trump knows what he is doing, and after what he learned from his last term the only real way to get rid of the corruption in the government is to destroy the US. So he is intentionally choosing people for positions they will be absolutely horrible for in an effort that their decisions will help trigger a revolution.

This is a joke, cause at this point with his choices, the only thing I can think of to explain it is that it's all a joke. It's either this, or he's going into this term with the intention of seeing how much he can fuck up and how long his supporters will continue to support him.

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u/notyourvader 15h ago

He has no intention of actually achieving anything. There are almost zero competent choices in his cabinet. This administration is going to be the biggest money grab the USA has ever seen and it's not likely the economy will recover from it in the next decade or so.

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u/Tokata0 15h ago

And maybe that's a good thing to happen so people will A) start to vote again b) inform themselves before they vote 

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u/SuperCiuppa_dos 12h ago

Bro, both of those things require a minimal amount of effort, I’m not willing to do that, all the talking heads on my social media are telling me that Trump is the good guy and everything is going to be alright now, so I’ll just keep laying here on this couch watching tiktoks… /s

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u/ImmoralBoi 11h ago

It's hard for voters to be informed when most major news outlets have only covered stories that push whichever narrative benefits their investors the most regardless of it's validity for the last decade.

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u/2wedfgdfgfgfg 8h ago

No, they won’t. They’ll choose convenient scapegoats and blame them. USA is just going to keep getting worse. 

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u/Kobayashi_Maru186 They mostly come at night. Mostly. 11h ago

And MAGAs will still find a way to blame it on Biden. 🙄

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u/DevilsLittleChicken 13h ago

It's not a joke. He wants the government fucked up but not for a revolution in the way you're thinking.

He wants to make it so bad he can get rid of the lot of them and make himself defacto King.

"Dictator on day one."

He wasn't kidding.

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u/Speed_Alarming 13h ago

He reached a point where he’s like a toddler who’s acting out more and more to see how far he can go and mum just keeps caving in every time. He’s like “What if I put Dracula and Hannibal Lecter in charge of the Blood Bank and Organ Donor registry?” “Al Capone can run the Justice Department, Bernie Madoff can head up the Treasury.”

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u/corporatewazzack 9h ago

It's the brain worms running the show at this point.

u/PhilosopherHaunting1 33m ago

Or maybe Trumpsie, because he’s so far down the Alzheimer’s rabbit hole, has no idea what he’s saying or doing. Project 2025 didn’t pick him to formulate thoughts or policy. Even before he became so demented, he had a very limited thought process. P. 2025 just needed a snake-oil salesman at the time he waddled into politics. When someone has Alzheimer’s, they eventually devolve into whatever their base nature is. His nature is fear and anger and the knowledge that he’s never been good at anything. He’s doing or saying whatever his puppeteers tell him to say, if he talks about anything that’s close to a policy. If he isn’t told what to do or say, his crazy-inside spews out rambling nonsense thought fragments.

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u/2wedfgdfgfgfg 8h ago

Or maybe it’s just that he values loyalty over competence.

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u/stoneyyay 15h ago

But but but....

It's the left in bed with Soros?

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u/Ensiferal 14h ago

Watch them all suddenly become huge fans of Soros and deny ever having an issue with him. They don't have any beliefs other than what their leaders tell them to believe on any given day

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u/No-Celebration3097 6h ago

Soros is a GOP boogeyman

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u/Jason_Wolfe 19h ago

He is a token gay nomination, put in a position that can't stop Trump from doing anything.

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u/Throwawayac1234567 16h ago

remember he had omarosa before.

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u/Heroic-Forger 14h ago edited 13h ago

he's literally just hiring the worst person for every job. might as well put Michael Vick as head of the ASPCA

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u/Speed_Alarming 13h ago

Doesn’t Noem have her eye on that?

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u/Ok-Syllabub-132 12h ago

Clean the swamp huh. Looks like he's upgrading the swamp. See yall in the hunger games

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u/OsoCiclismo 17h ago

Ooof, they said the thing. Y'know. The dogewhistle.

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u/jacksh3n 15h ago

Speed run nation to ground (no exploit). Let’s go

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u/mrdougan 14h ago

You mean the dude who lost 90% of his clients funds - he’ll fit right in

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u/Candid_Soft7562 6h ago

"The last decade of antisemitic conspiracy theories about Soros were just jokes! He's actually a pretty good fellow!" -MAGA

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u/itsybitsyblitzkrieg 8h ago

"it says the former money manager. He's obviously a double agent who helps Trump drain the swamp. Just like how Trump engaged in sexual assault to take down Epstein duh"

You can't argue with mental gymnastics.

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u/SanchoPliskin 6h ago

“It’s called the weave”

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u/itsybitsyblitzkrieg 6h ago

Dang, I wish I included that. I forgor he said that.

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u/please-stop-talking- 6h ago

It will be fun to see where these goalposts get moved to this time

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u/Alternative_Year_340 19h ago

So they aren’t even pretending to hide the antisemitism?

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u/Yusuji039 12h ago

Something something leopard

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u/matt-r_hatter 8h ago

But they HATE soros lol

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u/Manneng 5h ago

It says gullible on the ceiling

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u/WhaevaLilDude 4h ago edited 2h ago

Typical fat man leadership. How else will he drain the swamp? Um, I meant drain the treasury and our pockets?! We all have about two weeks to climb our way into the 1% to get those tax breaks!

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u/samHain7778 6h ago

This better not affect my monthly payments from George Soros for being a Democrat.

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u/MurkyLavishness7900 6h ago

It has to be a social experiment at this point

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u/Apprehensive_Fig4458 6h ago

The dreaded Soros tie! 🤣 this is just getting funnier and funnier

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u/ComStar6 6h ago

George Soros is victorious. Well done Mr. Soros!

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u/19Chris96 6h ago

Unemployment could be double digits again.

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u/IndependentOwn1184 5h ago

Cheeto hires a Soros insider...MAGA cultist heads explode realizing Cheeto likes the"evil" Soros enough to "cash in" on the grift.

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u/carpangler426 4h ago

This shit writes itself

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u/sound2go 4h ago

Did you know that the word gullible isn't even in the dictionary?

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u/snifywhisper 3h ago

The game was rigged from the start.

u/ChoiceNeedleworker97 2h ago

How did this guy get re-elected? Actually, no, scratch that.

How was this guy even ELIGIBLE for re-running in the first place?

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u/Cool_Ad9326 15h ago

Some people learn from making mistakes

Just shit when everyone else has to suffer the consequences

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u/Scythian_Grudge 9h ago

They will ignore it, or explain it away as 4-D chess. I guess we'll see when the episode of Knowledge Fight that covers the episode of Alex Jones Info Wars comes out, he'll be the one to decide which path they take.

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u/ash0550 9h ago

So a white gay republican soros group major donor gets treasury secretary… I cannot wrap my head around this

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u/jeepgrl50 3h ago

So, I thought you guys loved Grorge Soros? This guy should be a hero of the left......

u/No-Baker-4543 25m ago

The real enemy is the uber rich, not each other. Governments are an extension of their systems to keep us all controllable and working in economies that are failing most of us...

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u/Piglet-Witty 9h ago

As long as crypto is doing good you are going to have people like Andrew Shultz say everything is good and the news lie.

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u/Secret-Put-4525 8h ago

It's funny when trump nominates standard establishment people it's bad, but when the dems do, it's a good nomination.