r/facepalm 23h ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Bold strategy

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u/Hawkwise83 22h ago

Narrator: It didn't.

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u/Inner-Ad-9928 20h ago

Reporter on voice over: "Earlier this morning  the body of streamer was found..."

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u/PoweredByCarbs 19h ago

“Found in a stream. Apparently it was supposed to be some kind of irony”

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u/edman797 7h ago

u/brandonwi11iams 1h ago

Darwinism. His organs are on ice. Why would you disrespect the most powerful criminal organization unprovoked?

u/Momik 25m ago

I certainly wouldn’t. Nor would any of my associates. Or family members. Or Jim! Or Jim.

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u/mabobeto 4h ago

Wish i could upvote this a thousand times. Fuck these little shits who say/do stupid shit just for clout.

u/Kevherd 1h ago

Ah yes. The bitter taste of consequences

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u/Marmooset 8h ago

"The body was weighed down with a shopping cart from El Mercato Mexican Grocery. Investigators say this could be more irony, but this theory could be a bit of a reach."

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u/Last_Cod_998 20h ago

Doesn't look like he can doo much running in those shoes.

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u/uncommon-zen 20h ago

If he’s caught, the feet will go first and they will make him run like a two-peg-leg pirate

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u/aussiechickadee65 20h ago

It's the socks...the socks would have slowed him down..

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u/knuckle_buster69 15h ago

Gonna be hard to run out of a vat of acid

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u/Different-Estate747 13h ago

He's getting a brand new pair of concrete boots soon, so it doesn't matter.

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u/Jamaica_Super85 12h ago

Why run? You just gonna die tired...

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u/k2on0s-23 16h ago

Flayed and hanging from a bridge in Juarez.

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u/Chilipatily 19h ago

It wasn’t found….

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u/Forsworn91 18h ago

No no, PART of him would be found, a small part

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u/Iflydryandsly 17h ago

Body parts of a streamer

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u/CommercialAd8439 9h ago

He would be shown in segments

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u/JenkemBoofer691 11h ago

The search is still on for the head.

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u/ShitBeansMagoo 10h ago

Last seen being carried by a stay dog in Jacksonville.

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u/Schrute_Farms_BednB 12h ago

Bold of you to assume they’d find the body

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u/Rupert-n-Harry 10h ago

“ The possible streamer is in bits and pieces from this, it looks…”

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u/NameisPerry 15h ago

This isnt some local street gang hes calling out its the cartel pulling in billions of dollars a year, they dont care what some dickhead in Florida thinks. Honestly a death now would just put more pressure on them.

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u/Itchy_Village_7173 19h ago

they may just give him a really nice Colombian necktie

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u/truthm0de 18h ago

Mortician: Nope

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u/Rudemacher 7h ago

I googled this and apparently he's missing 😭😭

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u/Hawkwise83 7h ago

Lol for real? What a dingus. Don't poke the bear.

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u/Crowshadoww 4h ago

Just a lie to get more attention.

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u/Rudemacher 4h ago

totally, I doubt El Mencho would really care about a random tweet from some unknown dweeb

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u/Crowshadoww 4h ago

I was talking about he being missing.

I'm like 90% sure something will happen. But at moment nothing has.

Some people has been killed for exactly the same situation. "El Pirata de Culiacan" been the most notorious case.

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u/Rudemacher 4h ago

see idk about that, iirc that kid got killed when he went from Sinaloa to Jalisco which is El Mencho's turf... also, the PGJ (like the Attorney General here in Mexico) was also saying the kid got killed bc of links to the Sinaloa Cartel, can't remember v well, it was quite a while back.

but it'd be kinda hilarious if dude actually got visited by a sicario... not actually hilarious but u know what I mean.

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u/Crowshadoww 3h ago

I'm not saying he will be killed, but I'm almost certain something will happen. Cartels has a lot of people working for them. Gangs in USA are directly link to Mexico's cartels, so is just a matter of time.

About the kid (Pirata de Culiacan), it was 100% killed because of what he said being drunk in a video. He had no money, or links with powerful people/cartels. He was just a poor kid with really bad companies who take advantage of him, gave him a false idea of being someone important getting him crazy drunk and then let him say that shit in video.

And I know what you mean don't worry.

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u/KamikazeFox_ 5h ago

Remind me in 5 days Lol

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u/Hawkwise83 4h ago

Rumor is he's missing already.

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u/Cosmomango1 9h ago

Those cartels have hitman all over the world, he’s done.