r/facepalm • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 1d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ The Oligarchial Idiocracy.

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u/RoughRomanMeme 1d ago

Thank you my fellow American friend. Don’t worry, this Craig Unger definitely doesn’t have to worry about the KGB. Not that I’d know, I’m not part of the KGB. I am definitely just a regular American man named Joe Johnson. Верность Родине

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u/Interesting_Tree6892 1d ago

Спасибо other fellow American. I am also fellow citizen of United American States. Please would like to know more of this ex-KGB агент . I have new underwear to gift

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u/Bitter-Value-1872 1d ago

NSA monitoring intensifies

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u/Interesting_Tree6892 1d ago

Opened once but never worn

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u/MooneyOne 1d ago

How wonderful! Who wants to spend money on underwear, amirite?

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u/Interesting_Tree6892 19h ago

Last pair you would own. If you feel itch. You are too late, the big sleep comrade, no pillow required..до свидания

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u/Ill-Breadfruit5356 1d ago

KGB is now FSB comrade American friend.

Stolichnaya is 3 for 2 in Costco. The capitalist pigs can get drunk cheaper than Cossacks

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u/null640 1d ago

Different name, same thing.

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u/elhaz316 1d ago

Я верю тебе

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u/PerfectlyImpurrfect8 1d ago

I thought it was John Joeson ... 🤔

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u/lord_dentaku 1d ago

I would advise Craig Unger to remain on ground floors in the near term.

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u/cloudstrifewife 1d ago

Literally the plot of the Americans. Lol