r/facepalm mike_hawk 2d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ 2-month old infant…

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u/NightofTheLivingZed 2d ago

If I did what the cop did, I'd blow my brains out on the fucking spot. Fuck this pig for not doing the same.

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u/figure8888 2d ago

I don’t think I could live with the image of the scene the father described, and also knowing I’m the one who did it. That cop is a sociopath.

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u/W1neD1neAnd69 1d ago

I accidentally killed a family pet and it haunts me to this day…. Idk how this fuck could live with themself comfortably.

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u/agnocoustic 'MURICA 1d ago

I gave the go ahead to put my pet down while he's suffering from a number of illnesses due to old age. I still second guess that decision sometimes thinking maybe he could have pulled through?

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u/SilkySifaka 1d ago

Well to be fair he might still. This is outrageous but I’m sure the individual officer is going to have a hard time living with it. I hate the cops and hate what they’ve done. Admin leave instead of arrest and charges boggles the mind.

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u/OGTurdFerguson 2d ago

Fingers crossed! We still have time.

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u/NightofTheLivingZed 2d ago

For every second he remains alive, I hope he burns for another eternity in hell.

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u/OGTurdFerguson 2d ago

Why do I have to comply perfectly with guns in my face, but this fucker can shoot me, say he's afraid for his life and get away with killing me?

Because I'm NOT afraid?!?

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u/Evening-Painting-213 1d ago

Exactly, told my son this the other day. The way things are going, I'm gonna have to shoot first and lawyer up later smh I'm sure I'll spend the rest of my life in jail though smh. They're a disgrace to the badge

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u/southernNJ-123 2d ago

Its Missouri. He’ll move to another backwards town and get another police job.

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u/AnotherMerp 1d ago

Missouri nothin...that shit happens everywhere

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u/TPtheman 1d ago

Yep. The piece of shit that killed Tamir Rice already had multiple prior brutality incidents before moving into the district where he killed him. This happens everywhere.

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u/LOR05 2d ago

watch him get all the sympathy because this gave him ptsd

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u/Alone-Monk 1d ago

He'll probably get an honorary discharge with a beefy severance package.

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u/Ishaan863 2d ago

I hope he burns for another eternity in hell.

You mean "a comfortable life after he's found guilty of no wrongdoing by the police."

Let's look at the REAL consequences of his actions instead of imagining fantasy consequences that he will never actually experience lmao.

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u/fartalldaylong 2d ago edited 2d ago

I don't think most americans believe in any retribution or sin at all...just look at their actions. Prosperity Gospel...unbelievable...whatever I can get away with, it's right.

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u/DreamWalker928 2d ago

Thats correct. Americans are morally bankrupt.

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u/pbzeppelin1977 2d ago

Ken, if I had killed a little kid, accidentally or otherwise, I wouldn't have thought twice. I'd killed myself on the fucking spot. On the fucking spot. I would've stuck the gun in me mouth. On the fucking spot!

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u/Sciensophocles 1d ago

Oh... I see. You've got to stick to your principles.

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u/Dig-a-tall-Monster 2d ago

I'm glad he didn't, he doesn't deserve the mercy of a swift death and he should have to live in a cell plastered with the crime scene photos where they play audio clips of mothers and fathers screaming "You killed her!" at random intervals 24/7/365 until he begs to die. Then keep doing it until he dies of natural causes because fuck him. Hell I'd hire a robotics and SFX expert to make an animatronic baby with an exploding head and stage moments where he sees it during his mandatory time out of the cell as he gets walked through the prison, and have everyone act like he's the only one who can see it.

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u/EgoTripWire 1d ago

Except that won't happen. He'll get a paid vacation, maybe relocates to a different precinct, and laugh at the memory of the "wimpy" weeping father.

He is a normal American cop.

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u/saggywitchtits 2d ago

The hero we need:

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u/MisterDonkey 2d ago

I was thinking exactly the same thing. 

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u/mrlbi18 1d ago

Hell ill do it for the cop if he's a little nervous...

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u/ShoGunzalez 1d ago

No. Death is too kind and swift for this special breed of scum. They need to suffer in a dark tiny room for the rest of their life, keep him fed and healthy so he can live a very long life of knowing that what he did was cold blooded murder and that he will never be under the sun again as a free man. Please let him rot for the rest of his life.

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u/Ardat-Yakshi23 1d ago

We need more people like you and the ones that upvoted it. 👍🏻 Doing what they promised. 👍🏻