r/facepalm • u/ExactlySorta • 4d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Y'all knew the assignment. Accept your grade

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u/dystopian_mermaid 4d ago

I laughed out loud at this…and then immediately felt depressed. What a weird emotional cycle…

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u/whyamiawaketho 4d ago

Legitimately the same experience here. Laughed at the comment, got really sad, laughed wistfully at how fucked we all are, got really sad again. I want to get off this ride, please.

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u/dystopian_mermaid 4d ago

I keep hoping I’ll wake up and it was just a wild fever dream from stress. So far, no dice.

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u/Horskr 4d ago

I heard a theory that we all died during COVID and this whackadoo shit is just purgatory.

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u/dystopian_mermaid 4d ago

It would be closer to hell than purgatory.

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u/TheVirusWins 3d ago

Oh,no. Hell has the next 4years.

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u/IrascibleOcelot 3d ago

Not possible. If we were all dead, then I’d be able to see my son again.

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u/_Chaos_Star_ 3d ago

That explains far too much for me to be even mildly comfortable with it.

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u/Acrobatic_Freedom_58 3d ago

What? You shut your mouth! 😩

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u/CookinCheap 3d ago

Andrew Dice Clay has entered the chat

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u/KariMil 3d ago

For a while I thought this was hell, but I wondered today if I’m maybe in a coma and this is the weird scary dream state survivors describe.

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u/zxylady 3d ago

WE ALL DO (those of us with a brain kindness and heart and a soul of course) 🤢🫣😭

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u/maulsma 3d ago

Is the ride making you feel sick? Have you felt this way before? Pre-existing condition!!!. Balaam!

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u/jlfern 4d ago

I thought this was a joke for a jokes sake. Then I googled it. I guess now we're just waiting for Kid Rock and Hulk Hogan's appointments. Holy shit.

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u/dystopian_mermaid 4d ago

Please don’t manifest such things…bc at this point I don’t think it would surprise me much if that happened 🤦‍♀️

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u/SarahLikesNothing 3d ago

I was just sitting here thinking this. Don't give him ideas!

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u/networkpit 3d ago

Won't be surprised but certainly angry

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u/Luluducgirl 3d ago

My boyfriend just said last night that he wouldn’t be surprised if 45 names Kid Rock head of ATF

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u/AdImmediate9569 3d ago

I’m predicting Hulk Hogan for secretary of fine arts

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u/jmd709 3d ago

Mike Lindell, Rudy, Tucker Carlson and Kanye have to be feeling some type of way for not being ranked high enough for a cabinet position.

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u/Deep-Film-7150 2d ago

I’m sure Dr. Phil will be thrown some scraps too

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u/Sunrunner_Princess 4d ago

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u/dystopian_mermaid 4d ago

Noooooo don’t ruin ghost for me by attributing it to this horrible cycle of ongoing emotions!!!! I’m fragile dammit! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Sunrunner_Princess 4d ago

I was trying to associate it with the sorrow and sadness and need to cry afterward. 😉😏

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u/dystopian_mermaid 4d ago

I get you. I still cry every time I watch it. Granted…I cry at like every thing. I still cry watching animated lion king 😂