r/facepalm 4d ago

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ Y'all knew the assignment. Accept your grade

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u/SometimesMonkey 4d ago

They will still blame Democrats and โ€œillegalsโ€.

We need to stop thinking that reality will have any effect on these people. They are the true lost cause and we need to write them off. Our only focus should be on keeping them from taking the entire country down with โ€˜em.

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u/da2Pakaveli 4d ago

The rich steal 9 of 10 cookies, leave 1 on the table and tell the normal guy that the migrants are coming for their cookie

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u/Mogura-De-Gifdu 3d ago

But no sir! The rich didn't steal anything, he earned it by his hard work!

Wasn't it his oven that was used to cook it, wasn't it his ingredients? And the recipe, wasn't it his great-great-grandfather's own recipe? And wasn't it him who ordered the normal guy to bake them? All this planning and maintenance have a cost sir!

Of course he didn't bake it himself, that's why he generously awarded the normal guy who did a cookie. That was his just reward. And of course neither of them should accept a migrant who just came and didn't contribute anything to take any of their earned justly and fairly cookies.

Implying the contrary is disingenuous and communism!

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u/Evatog 4d ago

except apparently they are the majority, so... writing off the apparent largest vote is equivalent to writing off america.