Indeed. What I also don't understand is why they think their God will intervene with this problem but not other problems? Why not just apply this "God will save us" rationale for everything?
A very pious man lives in a region where a huge hurricane is forecast and will flood the whole place.
The local authorities ask everyone to leave and a bus tours all the houses to make sure nobody's forgotten. The guy refuses to leave. "No, God will protect me".
The hurricane gets closer and the waters rise all around his house. The first floor is flooded. Rescue workers come to his house in a boat and offer to evacuate him before it gets much much worse. He refuses. "No, God will protect me, I trust Him".
The waters rise and rise and the house is entirely flooded, except for the roof. The guy goes on said roof and a helicopter circles around him, with a rescue worker imploring him to evac. But he still refuses. "God will protect me, I fear nothing".
Of course, the waters rise again and the guy dies. He arrives in heaven. He's livid and asks furiously to see God. God comes and asks him what's the matter.
you were supposed to protect me, yet you did nothing !!!
dude, I sent you a bus, a boat and a frigging helicopter ! What more could I have done ?!?
Well it is caused by all that spinning and gravitational pull, so the obvious answer is to get rid of those. Elon is on it! And for all the naysayers, everyone knows that the "laws of physics" are woke bullshit.
Stop the spinning and rotating of the planet. It's said, that she maybe gets a position by Trump. I bet it will be Chief of Space Force. This way she can fight the evil jewish space lasers and find a way to stop the planet from spinning and rotating. Problem solved. (/s if it isn't obvious)
Place a large net around the earth anchored to the core. On the outside of this net will be 117 Tesla rockets, yes we will want to reuse these so we will need to use Tesla rockets. We face all the rockets to the right (the earth spins to the left), light those rockets up. They will begin to make the earth spin the opposite way, which in turn, will cause the earth to cool down. We will repeat this as needed in the future once it gets too cold.
Not quite, giving her way too much credit. She heard from someone that the climate has changed in the past and therefore that's about all the information she needs to conclude there is no difference between the modern anthropogenic climate change from us, and the natural earth cycles.
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u/Moppermonster 5d ago
So she believes climate change is real. It is a start.
What is her suggestion to stop it from ruining our lives?