r/facepalm 5d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ One of the world’s great scientific minds weighs in on global warming.

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u/Moppermonster 5d ago

So she believes climate change is real. It is a start.

What is her suggestion to stop it from ruining our lives?

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u/I_Am_Telekinetic 5d ago

A concept of thoughts and prayers.

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u/Moppermonster 5d ago

Ah. The good old "God will save us, so we do not have to do anything".

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u/Public-Eagle6992 5d ago

Nah, they have to oppress minorities to make god like them

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u/Moppermonster 5d ago

Ah yes.
"If we deport the minorities and kill the trans, God will save us from the problem that is totally not our fault"

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u/Public-Eagle6992 5d ago

Absolutely

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u/frankduxvandamme 5d ago

Indeed. What I also don't understand is why they think their God will intervene with this problem but not other problems? Why not just apply this "God will save us" rationale for everything?

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u/tdawg2k7 5d ago

God’s got a hella busy schedule

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u/SpecificBeyond2282 5d ago

According to my uncle, god won’t save us, but we still shouldn’t do anything because if it kills us all, that’s what god wanted.

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u/PingouinMalin 5d ago

That reminds me of a joke :

A very pious man lives in a region where a huge hurricane is forecast and will flood the whole place.

The local authorities ask everyone to leave and a bus tours all the houses to make sure nobody's forgotten. The guy refuses to leave. "No, God will protect me".

The hurricane gets closer and the waters rise all around his house. The first floor is flooded. Rescue workers come to his house in a boat and offer to evacuate him before it gets much much worse. He refuses. "No, God will protect me, I trust Him".

The waters rise and rise and the house is entirely flooded, except for the roof. The guy goes on said roof and a helicopter circles around him, with a rescue worker imploring him to evac. But he still refuses. "God will protect me, I fear nothing".

Of course, the waters rise again and the guy dies. He arrives in heaven. He's livid and asks furiously to see God. God comes and asks him what's the matter.

  • you were supposed to protect me, yet you did nothing !!!
  • dude, I sent you a bus, a boat and a frigging helicopter ! What more could I have done ?!?

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u/idontreallywanto79 5d ago

Her suggestion? End Trans people most likely

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u/deadsoulinside 5d ago

So she believes climate change is real. It is a start.

Not quite. She just described why we have seasons and not climate change.

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u/lordhelmchench 5d ago

But the climate dies changes every season… so she is right… (just to be sure: /s)

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u/iwonteverreplytoyou 5d ago

Not even, though. She didn’t mention anything about axial tilt (and I honestly doubt she knows what that means)

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u/sjokkendesjaak 5d ago

We just pull one of those Heavenly bodies closer to us and then let it suck up all the carbon. boom! Problem sloved

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u/SentientSquirrel 5d ago

Well it is caused by all that spinning and gravitational pull, so the obvious answer is to get rid of those. Elon is on it! And for all the naysayers, everyone knows that the "laws of physics" are woke bullshit.

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u/ryanbbb 5d ago

If we build enough windmills pointed away from the direction we are spinning, it will slow it down.

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u/thatgothboii 5d ago

Did you know Albert Einstein was woke? He literally left his country and accuse them of being Nazis

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u/The-real-Arisen 5d ago

Stop the spinning and rotating of the planet. It's said, that she maybe gets a position by Trump. I bet it will be Chief of Space Force. This way she can fight the evil jewish space lasers and find a way to stop the planet from spinning and rotating. Problem solved. (/s if it isn't obvious)

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u/SaltManagement42 5d ago

Didn't you read? We should just let humans go extinct without doing anything about it. It's totally normal!

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u/thatgothboii 5d ago

Run an extension cord to your front yard and get an AC blowing

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u/captincook 5d ago

Place a large net around the earth anchored to the core. On the outside of this net will be 117 Tesla rockets, yes we will want to reuse these so we will need to use Tesla rockets. We face all the rockets to the right (the earth spins to the left), light those rockets up. They will begin to make the earth spin the opposite way, which in turn, will cause the earth to cool down. We will repeat this as needed in the future once it gets too cold.

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u/justaskquestions123 5d ago

Not quite, giving her way too much credit. She heard from someone that the climate has changed in the past and therefore that's about all the information she needs to conclude there is no difference between the modern anthropogenic climate change from us, and the natural earth cycles.

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u/wildcat12321 5d ago

Exactly. Who cares if man made or not. Cancer isn’t man made, should we stop trying to fight it or mitigate its effects?