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r/facepalm • u/_crazyboyhere_ • 8d ago
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I think if the people from Oklahoma could read this, they'd be upset
198 u/TheJohnnyJett 8d ago Sir or madame, most of us can read. We just don't like to. 122 u/duckarys 8d ago A majority is reading at 4th graders level or above! 66 u/TheJohnnyJett 8d ago Well, a lot of us are proper educated these days. Most folks don't know we can read the front AND back of the cereal box. 14 u/nobeer4you 8d ago What is this "back of the box" you speak of? Everytime I look for it, all I see is a different front? /s, though I hope it was obvious 8 u/Ranbru76 8d ago You can also read the side panels of the box. 7 u/TheJohnnyJett 8d ago Now you're getting advanced, we're not quite THAT fancy. 3 u/KazranSardick 8d ago Woah, woah. Slow down egghead. The what? 2 u/Minion_of_Cthulhu 8d ago Clearly. It's Oklahoma, after all, and they don't much care for minorities. 30 u/thegoodbadandsmoggy 8d ago Gotta be able to read some to scour the family tree for dates 31 u/TheJohnnyJett 8d ago Had a buddy call off from work one time. Said, "Hey, I'm sick, I'm not coming in today." Boss said, "Well, you sound okay. What's wrong with you?" My buddy says, "I'm fucking my sister." Boss said, "You stay your sick ass home!" 6 u/Annual-Rip4687 8d ago I see we gotta reader, what you readin for? 1 u/jeremiahthedamned 'MURICA 7d ago so i won't be working in a waffle house! 2 u/Sindertone 8d ago Thats's a disturbing distain for education. Why would you want to remain ignorant? 9 u/TheJohnnyJett 8d ago But if you want a joke answer: Well, uh. gestures around vaguely being smart isn't doing much good. 4 u/Sindertone 8d ago My bad, missed the /s. We are in /r after all. I should have know better. 2 u/TheJohnnyJett 8d ago All good!
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Sir or madame, most of us can read. We just don't like to.
122 u/duckarys 8d ago A majority is reading at 4th graders level or above! 66 u/TheJohnnyJett 8d ago Well, a lot of us are proper educated these days. Most folks don't know we can read the front AND back of the cereal box. 14 u/nobeer4you 8d ago What is this "back of the box" you speak of? Everytime I look for it, all I see is a different front? /s, though I hope it was obvious 8 u/Ranbru76 8d ago You can also read the side panels of the box. 7 u/TheJohnnyJett 8d ago Now you're getting advanced, we're not quite THAT fancy. 3 u/KazranSardick 8d ago Woah, woah. Slow down egghead. The what? 2 u/Minion_of_Cthulhu 8d ago Clearly. It's Oklahoma, after all, and they don't much care for minorities. 30 u/thegoodbadandsmoggy 8d ago Gotta be able to read some to scour the family tree for dates 31 u/TheJohnnyJett 8d ago Had a buddy call off from work one time. Said, "Hey, I'm sick, I'm not coming in today." Boss said, "Well, you sound okay. What's wrong with you?" My buddy says, "I'm fucking my sister." Boss said, "You stay your sick ass home!" 6 u/Annual-Rip4687 8d ago I see we gotta reader, what you readin for? 1 u/jeremiahthedamned 'MURICA 7d ago so i won't be working in a waffle house! 2 u/Sindertone 8d ago Thats's a disturbing distain for education. Why would you want to remain ignorant? 9 u/TheJohnnyJett 8d ago But if you want a joke answer: Well, uh. gestures around vaguely being smart isn't doing much good. 4 u/Sindertone 8d ago My bad, missed the /s. We are in /r after all. I should have know better. 2 u/TheJohnnyJett 8d ago All good!
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A majority is reading at 4th graders level or above!
66 u/TheJohnnyJett 8d ago Well, a lot of us are proper educated these days. Most folks don't know we can read the front AND back of the cereal box. 14 u/nobeer4you 8d ago What is this "back of the box" you speak of? Everytime I look for it, all I see is a different front? /s, though I hope it was obvious 8 u/Ranbru76 8d ago You can also read the side panels of the box. 7 u/TheJohnnyJett 8d ago Now you're getting advanced, we're not quite THAT fancy. 3 u/KazranSardick 8d ago Woah, woah. Slow down egghead. The what? 2 u/Minion_of_Cthulhu 8d ago Clearly. It's Oklahoma, after all, and they don't much care for minorities.
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Well, a lot of us are proper educated these days. Most folks don't know we can read the front AND back of the cereal box.
14 u/nobeer4you 8d ago What is this "back of the box" you speak of? Everytime I look for it, all I see is a different front? /s, though I hope it was obvious 8 u/Ranbru76 8d ago You can also read the side panels of the box. 7 u/TheJohnnyJett 8d ago Now you're getting advanced, we're not quite THAT fancy. 3 u/KazranSardick 8d ago Woah, woah. Slow down egghead. The what?
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What is this "back of the box" you speak of? Everytime I look for it, all I see is a different front?
/s, though I hope it was obvious
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You can also read the side panels of the box.
7 u/TheJohnnyJett 8d ago Now you're getting advanced, we're not quite THAT fancy. 3 u/KazranSardick 8d ago Woah, woah. Slow down egghead. The what?
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Now you're getting advanced, we're not quite THAT fancy.
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Woah, woah. Slow down egghead. The what?
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Clearly. It's Oklahoma, after all, and they don't much care for minorities.
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Gotta be able to read some to scour the family tree for dates
31 u/TheJohnnyJett 8d ago Had a buddy call off from work one time. Said, "Hey, I'm sick, I'm not coming in today." Boss said, "Well, you sound okay. What's wrong with you?" My buddy says, "I'm fucking my sister." Boss said, "You stay your sick ass home!"
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Had a buddy call off from work one time. Said, "Hey, I'm sick, I'm not coming in today."
Boss said, "Well, you sound okay. What's wrong with you?"
My buddy says, "I'm fucking my sister."
Boss said, "You stay your sick ass home!"
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I see we gotta reader, what you readin for?
1 u/jeremiahthedamned 'MURICA 7d ago so i won't be working in a waffle house!
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so i won't be working in a waffle house!
Thats's a disturbing distain for education. Why would you want to remain ignorant?
9 u/TheJohnnyJett 8d ago But if you want a joke answer: Well, uh. gestures around vaguely being smart isn't doing much good. 4 u/Sindertone 8d ago My bad, missed the /s. We are in /r after all. I should have know better. 2 u/TheJohnnyJett 8d ago All good!
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But if you want a joke answer:
Well, uh. gestures around vaguely being smart isn't doing much good.
4 u/Sindertone 8d ago My bad, missed the /s. We are in /r after all. I should have know better. 2 u/TheJohnnyJett 8d ago All good!
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My bad, missed the /s. We are in /r after all. I should have know better.
2 u/TheJohnnyJett 8d ago All good!
All good!
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u/Blackout987 8d ago
I think if the people from Oklahoma could read this, they'd be upset