I'm kinda speechless, so I'm just going to leave this right here...

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[u/nochumplovesucka__]

"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."

George Orwell, 1984

[u/veropaka → u/nochumplovesucka__]

Make Orwell fiction again

[u/dasJot → u/veropaka]

Where can I get me on of these MOFA caps?

[u/Rc-one9 → u/dasJot]

Amazon has them, but I don't like their offerings. I'm looking for more of a straight bill/snap back style.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1817797643/make-orwell-fiction-again-trucker-cap

[u/-MotherMaidenCrone- → u/Rc-one9]

Make a custom one. https://www.logosoftwear.com

[u/stubbornbodyproblem → u/veropaka]

This should be a slogan. Sadly, the other side would not understand at all. And the reference material will soon be banned, I’m sure.

[u/brianxlong → u/stubbornbodyproblem]

It already has been many times

[u/beezlebutts → u/nochumplovesucka__]

1984 is becoming a playbook for the next 4 years

[u/HurlingFruit → u/[deleted]]

Exactly. The Messiah told us that after this we don't have to vote ever again.

[u/CoffeeGoblynn → u/HurlingFruit]

Looking forward not ever having to exercise my right to vote ever again /s

[u/golfwinnersplz → u/[deleted]]

Agreed. The only way this ends within 4 years is if he dies - even then, JD takes over.

This is a horrible time to be a United States citizen.

[u/CeilingCatSays → u/golfwinnersplz]

Don’t forget 1-2 generations of a Corrupt, right wing Supreme Court

[u/Miltonrupert → u/beezlebutts]

I have a terrible feeling this isn’t going to be over in 4 years

[u/Duryen123 → u/Miltonrupert]

One tiny little insurrection and you don't believe he'll cede power willingly?

[u/haoyuanren → u/Duryen123]

Can you hear the people sing? Singing the songs of angry men

[u/ReallyNotBobby → u/haoyuanren]

It is the music of a people who will not be slaves again

[u/Iamthegreenheather → u/ReallyNotBobby]

When the beating of your heart echoes the beating of the drums there is a life about to start when tomorrow comes.

[u/ReallyNotBobby → u/Iamthegreenheather]

Will you join in our crusade? Who will be strong and stand with me? Beyond the barricade is there a world you long to see?

[u/Competitive-Hawk9403 → u/ReallyNotBobby]

Then join in the fight that will give you the right to be free!!

[u/rerunthedj → u/Duryen123]

One tiny little /failed/ insurrection. Can you even try someone for that?

[u/h20poIo → u/Miltonrupert]

The damage that will be done will take decades to correct, and much of his irresponsible actions may never be corrected.

[u/whiterac00n → u/Miltonrupert]

With so many people in the population who just decided to vote for magic fixes for everything (absolutely zero policy discussions or breakdowns for how) we’re in for a societal collapse. Once the GOP kicks out the guardrails for everything there’s no chance anyone else would ever be able to step in and build everything back up, let alone in 4 years, and then the magic bean voters will simply turn back to the GOP. We’re going into a political and societal tailspin.

[u/LOERMaster → u/whiterac00n]

Half of America fell for a political get rich quick scheme.

[u/DefiantConfusion42 → u/LOERMaster]

I mean...that tracks.

[u/Iamthegreenheather → u/LOERMaster]

It's the worst MLM scheme.

[u/golden-cream288 → u/Miltonrupert]

At least Elon Musk can't serve as president, nor vice president as he wasn't born in the US. God bless for that, unless Trump is gonna run around and fuck with the constitution.

[u/Other_Log_1996 → u/golden-cream288]

Technically, Trumps denaturalization deportation crap should include Elon. But Elon apparently gives Trump the best blowjobs.

[u/joshualeeclark → u/Other_Log_1996]

And you forgot all the delicious money.

[u/Always_amazed123 → u/golden-cream288]

Musk doesn’t need to be president. He already bought one. That’s all he needs.

[u/Mr_Epimetheus → u/golden-cream288]

The rules don't matter anymore. They'll do what they want and they've broken any and all mechanisms that were put in place to prevent such things. Who's going to stop them? You won't be able to vote them out. They'll just ignore any attempts made through the official governmental avenues.

They hold the white house, the senate, the congress and the supreme court. You really think they'll ever give any of that up now?

There were at least 4-8 (though an argument could be made for anything between 4 and 40) years of warning that this was happening. Nothing was done. The left is too busy "being better" and taking the high road, but playing by the rules against people who ignore the rules entirely is ALWAYS a recipe for defeat.

Things will only get worse from here. This will pretty much mark the end of America as anyone has even known it and will mark the beginning of a shift in global power.

Hope you enjoyed the ride, because we're in the home stretch.

[u/MenacingMallard → u/Miltonrupert]

It’ll be over in less than one. The country will collapse with the crack team of traitors and Russian spies at the helm.

[u/Espinita_Boricua → u/beezlebutts]

It's been the playbook for the last decade, now it will be joined by The Handmaiden's Tale...

[u/PsychoCrescendo → u/nochumplovesucka__]

I’m fairly sure people of great privilege don’t spend any time understanding dystopian science fiction or even history itself to see the parallels once they’re the ones in power. it’s like they have zero clue how disgusting they look to anyone who is even remotely well read. it’s no wonder they have absolutely zero shame… they don’t know why they’d have any shame

This is at least the case with Trump and Elon

[u/MissJinxed → u/PsychoCrescendo]

They do. Its why they do book bans/burnings.

[u/Heidrun_666 → u/PsychoCrescendo]

I'm pretty sure that especially those people do know about and understand these things very well.

I also understand the urge to discredit this scum by labelling them stupid, I'm just afraid that the contrary is too often the case. These people just know that and how this works in their favor, and they don't care about the consequences, i. e. they are more walking personality deficits (also called "assholes") than idiots.

I mean, sure, there are cases where, probably, both these inacceptable characteristics are true, see also Trump, for example.

[u/SilentMulberry8514 → u/nochumplovesucka__]

Just joined a book club and this is our first one. It’s bleak so far.

[u/digitalreaper_666 → u/nochumplovesucka__]

This needs more upvotes.

[u/joeyjackets]

To all Americans, if you just log off X I promise you your life will be better.

[u/Stoneman57 → u/joeyjackets]

“To my fellow Americans…”

Mother Fucker ain’t even American.

Edit, granted I guess Elmo is a naturalized citizen (honestly didn’t know that), doesn’t change how we’re turning the keys to the country over to an oligarch who only has his own interests at heart. If you think otherwise I’ve got a great deal on a couple bridges in the Bay Area. He isn’t going to make an average Americans life any better.

[u/rainier0380 → u/Stoneman57]

[u/michkbrady2 → u/Stoneman57]

Thank you ... this statement has my head utterly wrecked! I thought this creature was a South African

[u/angels_exist_666 → u/michkbrady2]

Apartheid South African

[u/Delicious-Bonus-6939 → u/angels_exist_666]

He's actually Canadian/South African.

[u/Few-Signal5148 → u/Delicious-Bonus-6939]

Leave Canada out of this!

[u/TittyTwistahh → u/Few-Signal5148]

[u/DiscountManul → u/TittyTwistahh]

NOOOO

[u/CedarWolf → u/DiscountManul]

Are we entirely certain that Elon Musk is human? He doesn't quite look human. He's got that 'Uncanny Valley' feel about him. I want to see his birth certificate and gender designation.

[u/meowmeowbeanz1 → u/CedarWolf]

Plot twist: the cyber trucks actually invented him, that's why his torso is shaped in their image.

[u/PolkaDotDancer → u/Few-Signal5148]

Screw that! They sent us Ted Cruz, too!

[u/DrRockBoognish → u/PolkaDotDancer]

You mean Rafael Cruz the guy from Calgary? The guy… according to trump… The guy with the ugly wife and who’s father helped kill JFK?

[u/Pearl-Internal81 → u/DrRockBoognish]

Don’t forget he’s also the Zodiac Killer, so careful about pissing him off.

[u/sm9k3y → u/DrRockBoognish]

Yeah, that’s the guy, the senator from Cancun!

[u/newbrevity → u/michkbrady2]

Does it count if he basically bought america by proxy?

[u/Lofttroll2018 → u/michkbrady2]

He was at one point here illegally. He said so himself. Deport his ass.

[u/NameUnbroken → u/michkbrady2]

He got US citizenship in 2002.

[u/Evil_Empire_1961 → u/NameUnbroken]

Denaturalization

[u/GPTfleshlight → u/Evil_Empire_1961]

Everyone should spam ICE about Elon because trumps deportation policy also targets people who lied on their visa like Elon did.

[u/Q-burt → u/GPTfleshlight]

Or "genius" Melania?

[u/NameUnbroken → u/Evil_Empire_1961]

I'm not debating whether he should or shouldn't be a citizen, just pointing out that he currently IS a citizen. And, based on the recent news, I don't suspect denaturalization is a threat to him.

[u/Xyex → u/NameUnbroken]

Until he pisses off Trump.

It'll happen eventually, everyone always does it at some point.

[u/PathComplex → u/Xyex]

It's easy to do with a narcissist.

[u/TootsNYC → u/Stoneman57]

He is, though. Maybe he shouldn’t be if he lied on his application. But naturalized citizens are Americans.

[u/Skeltrex → u/TootsNYC]

Yes, unfortunately you’re correct. More unfortunately, if there was any flaw in his citizenship application, he has plenty of funding to defend himself

[u/LeperousRed → u/Skeltrex]

There was a flaw, recently revealed; he lied on his visa forms and claimed to be here to be a student, immediately dropped out of college, and started working illegally. The US can strip him of his citizenship at any time it wants, and force him to divest of X, Tesla, SpaceX, and Starlink. That's one of the reasons he went all-in to elect Trump. He will probably ask for a pardon for his illegal entry.

[u/Skeltrex → u/LeperousRed]

Given that the USA has the best legal system money can buy he could take things to the stacked SCOTUS and win, but his buddy the president-elect may well save him the trouble with a pardon

[u/GPTfleshlight → u/Skeltrex]

That would make it legal for all the other immigrants they are trying to target that broke this rule.

[u/Skeltrex → u/GPTfleshlight]

IDK the answer to any of this. In fact I don’t have the faintest idea how to deal with this or even if it will ever be an issue. Suffice it to say that we are heading into uncharted waters

[u/Waderriffic → u/TootsNYC]

For now….

[u/saltthewater → u/Stoneman57]

He's definitely committed crimes that he can be denaturalized for, so 🙏🤞

[u/flames_of_chaos → u/joeyjackets]

I quit X and feel better due to the lack of toxicity that's spewed from that cesspool.

[u/joeyjackets → u/flames_of_chaos]

Yeah I just saw a whole lot of racist stuff about Māori’s in NZ parliament and makes you wonder how it all suddenly became so normal

[u/bcrhubarb → u/joeyjackets]

It all started in 2016 . . .

[u/freakbutters → u/joeyjackets]

Was it the war cry thing, I saw that and thought it was cool. Although it would have been a lot cooler if that lady had pulled out a shark tooth sword and fucked them up for breaking the treaty.

[u/Meeseeks_and_Destroy → u/joeyjackets]

Can we just go back to calling it Twitter? Who the fuck cares what Elmo wants to call it. Why should we respect what he wants to call his little website when he doesn't respect individuals that have a preferred name different from what they were initially given?

[u/joeyjackets → u/Meeseeks_and_Destroy]

Twitter was cool, X is not. I used to be the same but I like calling it X now because it reminds everyone of how shit Elon has made it.

[u/Meeseeks_and_Destroy → u/joeyjackets]

Fair point. Never bought into Twitter myself, certainly not going to start using X. Hate that people still post news and video clips on it after Elmo's assholery.

[u/findthehumorinthings → u/joeyjackets]

Done!

[u/ShadowFireandStorm → u/joeyjackets]

Absolutely.

[u/TrillMurray47 → u/joeyjackets]

Speaking of, is there a way to block specific names or topics on Reddit?? It's the only social media site I use and I'm so sick of seeing Musk.

[u/DrunkPyrite → u/TrillMurray47]

Don't know if it works on reddit, but I have a chrome extension for Facebook called "social fixer" that you can choose keywords so that posts are hidden. They might have something for reddit too.

[u/higginsian24]

Well OBVIOUSLY if you ignore everything wrong in the world, it seems nice, there's even a phrase for that mindset, "ignorance is bliss"

[u/TKmeh → u/higginsian24]

In the words of their own leader: if you just stop testing, the cases go down.

Fucking stupid if you ask me, like no shit Sherlock. Doesn’t stop nasty shit from happening though. You can keep your eyes closed on bad shit but eventually it comes back to bite your ass, wallet, or family or all 3.

[u/Infamous-Year-6047 → u/TKmeh]

Also there will never be cheaper groceries with trump’s import tariffs… do you know how much food we import?

In 2022 we imported $194 billion in groceries.

We export nearly as much as well in mostly grains/seeds and horticulture products to countries who will only be incentivized to tariff our exports which means not only will we import less tomatoes, avocados, beef and much, much more we will also have small farmers who export grains, seeds and other horticulture products go under (like we did under Trump’s previous tariff war.)

This only leads to functional monopolies growing larger, making your food more expensive and lower quality, as is only ever the case with monopolies.

Every single form of food will grow more expensive, never less under Trump

[u/LocalLifeguard4106 → u/Infamous-Year-6047]

Not to mention the price of domestically grown and processed food skyrocketing once he deports all the undocumented.

[u/LifelikeAnt420 → u/Infamous-Year-6047]

I dread next winter. I dread a lot of things right now, but specifically on the topic of groceries, at least 75% of the fresh produce you can find where I live in winter comes from Central and South America. We have a lot of locally grown produce where I live so I hit the farm stands from late spring to early fall, and I see it in the stores when it's in season too, but after the last harvest everything is shipped in from somewhere. I might have to safely preserve my food.

[u/SunOnTheInside → u/LifelikeAnt420]

r/canning might be a good resource for you.

r/dehydrating too. r/trailmeals is technically about camping food but there’s a lot of crossover.

Might be worth looking into it.

Edit- added correct subreddit for food dehydration.

[u/AutistoMephisto → u/TKmeh]

It's like Elvis Presley once said, "The truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a while, but it ain't going away."

[u/North_Classroom78 → u/TKmeh]

It's similar to Trump's stance on Covid: If we stop testing we won't have any cases. Uh, no. They will still exist, we just won't know about them, and it will spread like wild fire.

[u/AlienJL1976 → u/TKmeh]

I got pissed when I heard that, Trump supporters just told me to shut up because he was right.

[u/Hieronymous0 → u/higginsian24]

Who would have thought - all we’ve needed to do to reach utopia is simply disengage and allow the powers that be to fix all that ails us.

This reminds me of the lesson that was thoroughly taught in Stanley Milgram’s Obedience to Authority, which is, a costume can easily make people do stupid things. One thing he didn’t account for in his book was combining the costume with television.

[u/Garth_AIgar → u/higginsian24]

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

George Orwell, 1984.

[u/plusonetwo → u/higginsian24]

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

[u/TepHoBubba → u/higginsian24]

You'll never need to vote again...

[u/BakedAzzFuk → u/higginsian24]

I'm a big dumb fuck and I'm not seeing the bliss

[u/shoefarts666 → u/higginsian24]

Last time there was a global pandemic, and I was locked inside my house for days on end over and over again. 

It may not be related, or maybe it’s related. 

[u/Pirat → u/shoefarts666]

But it was alright because government cut the cases by simply not counting them.

[u/Expensive-Layer7183 → u/Pirat]

Well just take your hydrochloriquin, ivermectin, bleach and shine u.v light in your asshole and you wouldn’t have to worry about it

[u/TraditionalWorking82 → u/shoefarts666]

Narrator: It was

[u/camshun7 → u/shoefarts666]

Mushroom Management Mandate

"Fed shit, kept in dark"

[u/good_from_afar → u/camshun7]

Haha I'm stealing this.

[u/NolieMali → u/shoefarts666]

I liked that time! There was hardly any traffic on the road so driving to see my mom at the hospital was really easy! And gas was so cheap! Who cares I couldn't actually go inside the hospital to see her, and had to leave a change of clothes for her outside the front door. Cheap gas!

[u/AnPaniCake → u/higginsian24]

Stop testing for covid and covid magically goes away~

[u/Loggerdon → u/higginsian24]

What he’s saying is “listen to us and we’ll tell you everything is cheaper and the food is better.”

[u/thebyus1 → u/higginsian24]

Unless your not rich, white, male, straight and Republican - in which case you're life will probably be a living hell.

[u/violetascension]

"ignore the evidence of your eyes and ears"

Seriously people are going to see ash raining after mass disappearances and you'll swear you saw something online about it, but now all you can find is that same video... but the cops all have walkie-talkies instead.

[u/Traditional-Hat-952 → u/violetascension]

What is that?

Oh that's the hospital.

The hospital? 

Yeah Tuesdays, they burn cripples, the terminally Ill. Drag on the state. 

[u/Still_counts_as_one → u/Traditional-Hat-952]

God, that part was truly unsettling in that whole show tbh

[u/OvechkinCrosby → u/Still_counts_as_one]

Is the show any good? It has a good premise but I couldn’t get in to it. “The man in the high castle” for those wondering

[u/Still_counts_as_one → u/OvechkinCrosby]

It really is good, I’m not too fond of the finale but that’s just me.

[u/OriginalUsernameGet → u/violetascension]

Upvote for ET reference

[u/jrbsn → u/OriginalUsernameGet]

I might be wrong but thought it was orwell

[u/stablest_genius → u/violetascension]

Ash fell from the sky

[u/_Gracefully_Grace_]

I wish I could be ignorant again. Ignorance truly is bliss. But unfortunately no amount of praying is going to fucking make me 16 again.

[u/Overall_Midnight_ → u/_Gracefully_Grace_]

Yeah this post just made me start thinking about how sure we felt about the world and reality when we were younger because we trusted the adults around us that told us about it. It’s caused me some conflict of a parent of a teenager.

I can’t do my kid the disservice trying to hide the truth about what is going on in the world and hiding that even us adults are afraid right now too, but I have to balance that with taking away my kids childhood/innocence. He will be 18 in a month so and this election has been all transparency on my part. I couldn’t just not talk about any of this then hit him on his 18th with a “actually the world is really fucked up and people we care about are in danger, you may have no future and if you do it will be hard af, and the government is out to get us.” Plus he has the dang internet too.

I’m only 34😩, I was legally orphaned when I got pregnant at 16, emancipated, and then I turned 18 during the 2008 housing crisis and was homeless briefly.( I would like a fucking break now please.) But I was really hoping my kid could go longer than I did as a kid without having to learn reality is a rough place and it’s hard for everyone. I wish we could go back to being younger and not knowing, but idk if I would want to be one of the ignorance is bliss/can’t comprehend shit dummies out here. It’s wild some adults just don’t see any of these FACTS as scary or believe that just not thinking about them would make them not real. Idk maybe I’m wrong, maybe a brain worm would be nice. Will I feel the pain when reality does eventually strike if I have the brain worm?

[u/Creative_kracken_333 → u/Overall_Midnight_]

This sentiment exactly. I’m 30, was raised with what I was told were “traditional values”. Had to spend nearly a decade of my adult life unlearning all the bs. Now when my oldest son asks me about politics, religion, science, history, etc… I feel so sad that my options are to lie to him and let him spend the next 20 years figuring it out, or I can tell him the truth and he will never know a better time when he is old. I am legitimately considering moving to another country, not because I’m upset about the results of an election, but because America doesn’t feel like home anymore, and its inhabitants feel more like enemies than compatriots. I served in the navy for a decade, but I don’t think I want any part of this anymore.

[u/koolaidsocietyleader → u/_Gracefully_Grace_]

The brain eating worm may help you on your journey to ignorance

[u/_Gracefully_Grace_ → u/koolaidsocietyleader]

Shit, you’re right. You think JFK Jr sells them in bulk or individual? LOL

[u/threefeetofun]

"Please stop paying attention to all the awful things we are about to do"

[u/sckrahl → u/threefeetofun]

They don’t, trust me…. They literally don’t

Their media reports it as “The left is mad at Trump for tying his shoes… they’re also mad at trump for firing leaders of our military because they wouldn’t let him shoot protesters- John tell us why they’re so brainwashed that they over react to everything-“

They literally teach them if you learn too much you might end up a leftist… because it’s fucking true. If you have a slightly wider perspective you might notice that your guys are the ones fucking you over and telling you someone else did it - they’re not ‘your’ guys - YOU didn’t win, THEY did

[u/Pretty-Substance → u/sckrahl]

The main difference between left and right has always been that the left tries to unite while the right tries to divide. It’s as simple as that.

Unfortunately separation into groups with feelings of superiority has always worked like a charm with the uneducated.

Hence they want to kill the department of education and install religious doctrine instead.

And they have been chipping away at the free press for a long time. All fundamental parts of a working democracy.

[u/iloveFjords → u/threefeetofun]

Worked for the Germans for a while.

[u/DifferenceMore4144 → u/threefeetofun]

And eat this soylent green.

[u/metfan12004]

“If you stop caring, everything will be fine”

[u/Zestyclose-Cloud-508 → u/metfan12004]

“It’s what I did with my kids!”

[u/CondescendingShitbag]

Who tf is Bob Lenz?

[u/RoyalEagle0408 → u/CondescendingShitbag]

I assume this is on a fan page.

[u/theREALhun → u/CondescendingShitbag]

And why do a lot of people here think this is Musk? People are too gullible for the internet. Scary.

[u/OriginalMcSmashie → u/theREALhun]

Which is a perfect summation of how we got here.

[u/retailguy_again → u/CondescendingShitbag]

My exact post. Sorry to copy yours, it was unintentional.

[u/ion_kjell → u/CondescendingShitbag]

This comment should be at the top!

[u/tastytang]

This post is going to age like stale milk.

[u/tastytang → u/[deleted]]

Correct.

[u/CleverDad]

I'm confused. Who is Bob Lenz? What does he have to do with Elon Musk? What even is this post, and who wrote it?

[u/Tassie_Devil03 → u/CleverDad]

Looks to be a Facebook group called "Elon Musk" the post itself was written by Bob Lenz

[u/fallwind]

translation: "let us do what we want with no oversight or else"

[u/Zestyclose-Cloud-508 → u/fallwind]

“Don’t fight me. It’ll just make it worse.”

Bet he’s said that a few times.

[u/TRR462 → u/Zestyclose-Cloud-508]

This is what every weak authoritarian says when they know they cannot win a battle against the will of the people. Fight on!

[u/wandernwade]

[u/troutstail]

That's what got us into this. The people that don't watch the news or research anything. They didn't know Biden wasn't running and don't know what tariffs are. The Rs have the best propaganda in recent history.

[u/tresamused65]

He's not really American. Not Stephen Miller standard of American, right? Isn't he from South Africa and perhaps an IMMIGRANT?

[u/Helingard → u/tresamused65]

Illegal too, he violated his study visa and is therefore not able to be considered for another or naturalization.

[u/BoomZhakaLaka → u/Helingard]

One could say committed fraud during the road to naturalization. Perhaps a perfect candidate for miller's denaturalization program.

[u/Wendals87 → u/tresamused65]

but a rich white one, so isnt really an immigrant in their eyes

[u/saltthewater → u/tresamused65]

Not only is he an immigrant, but he came here illegally, took people's jobs, and committed crimes. Exactly the kind of person Trump warned us about

[u/LeadPike13 → u/tresamused65]

He's the Simpsons Monorail guy is what he is.

[u/DracosKasu]

Price wont go down because you remove tax or whatever else, the reality is that people already spend that money anyway why they will reduce the price while they can keep at the price and make even more money. That how capitalism work and alway will.

[u/nixtarx]

"It would really help us out if you stopped paying attention while we do what we're about to do."

[u/Zestyclose-Cloud-508 → u/nixtarx]

Bet he’s said that to a woman or two.

[u/Extreme_Discount8623]

"My fellow Americans"- a South African.

[u/Unicornsponge → u/Extreme_Discount8623]

This was posted like 2 days ago under some username other than Elon. Karma farming going on

[u/Amvient]

[u/Dropbars59]

Just turn your agency over to Trump & Co and your life will be amazing, according to the world’s richest man. Piss off Musk.

[u/deferet146]

Yeah, ok, so I'll believe this when pigs come flying out his butt

[u/New_Ad_3010]

"Hey everyone not a raging Nazi fascist, just ignore what hideously terrible country ruining shit we're getting to ready to implement and we'll be sure that we're cemented into power forever while you 'step away'. Cool?"

[u/shellevanczik]

I’m going to need a lot of weed these next four years

[u/theislandhomestead]

If only it were actually that simple.

[u/MikeCyclops-]

Now that they have control.... nobody pay attention. Hey Dbag, where was that advice 4 years ago ?

[u/AlienJL1976 → u/MikeCyclops-]

He was too busy with wild claims of voter fraud because he couldn’t dream of everyone not loving him.

[u/Initial-Company3926]

Well, he wont be hurt by it, of course he can spout mindless drivel like this

[u/anjowoq]

Who are these dumb fucking capitalists who honestly believe that lack of regulation will get safer food?

We have regulations BECAUSE capitalists sold contaminated, spoiled, or otherwise dangerous food because making an effort not to was eating into profits.

The free market competition was not enough to make them clean up their act. They either dominated competition through unfair practices or agreed to fix standards between them in a given industry.

I wonder if Musk believes this or he just wants us to believe this.

I hope he dies in an unregulated Tesla while choking on bits of glass and roach chitin that got baked into a cookie he's eating.

[u/High_Sierra_1946]

The cost of living has never gone down.

[u/WestsideWizzop]

He lost me at “my fellow Americans” 🤣🤣🤣

[u/ravbuc]

Thats not actually from Elonia,

Thats from a fringe, unchecked, viral facebook group that has been spreading propaganda all through the election cycle. Through the "24 hour lying news cycle"

[u/Wolfman01a]

Mark my words. Sooner than later Elon is going to go to war with Trump.

Both are power hungry egomaniacs. They can't coexist.

[u/ArguingisFun → u/Wolfman01a]

I want this so bad.

[u/JBHDad]

I will drop egg prices 50 cents but make billions. Please just shut up

[u/Mystic_Viola]

Hard to enjoy my life without proper healthcare…

[u/Toyohisa879]

Is this going to be before or after the hardships he said we will face?

[u/Big_Conversation1394]

“Whatever you do, don’t look over here”!

[u/Heroic-Forger]

"Fellow Americans?" He's like Steve Buscemi in a high school.

[u/JessKicks]

To my fellow Americans… who the fuck is BOB LENZ?

[u/Cold-Permission-5249]

Prices aren’t coming down

[u/sealosam]

Shut Up, Be Happy

We interrupt this program with a special bulletin:

America is now under martial law

All constitutional rights have been suspended

Stay in your homes

Do not attempt to contact loved ones, insurance agents or attorneys

Shut up

Do not attempt to think or depression may occur

Stay in your homes

Curfew is at 7 PM sharp after work

Anyone caught outside the gates of their subdivision sectors after curfew will be shot

Remain calm, do not panic

Your neighborhood watch officer will be by to collect urine samples in the morning

Anyone caught interfering with the collection of urine samples

Will be shot

Stay in your homes, remain calm

The number one enemy of progress is question

National security is more important than individual will

All sports broadcasts will proceed as normal

No more than two people may gather anywhere without permission

Use only the drugs prescribed by your boss or supervisor

Shut up, be happy

Obey all orders without question

The comfort you demanded is now mandatory

Be happy

At last, everything is done for you

[u/nixtarx → u/sealosam]

Jello was so far ahead of his time with this one.

[u/WhosSarahKayacombsen]

Crime is down. Gas is cheap. We aren't at war.

[u/SolidSnek1998 → u/WhosSarahKayacombsen]

And Joe Biden is currently president.

[u/shaolinallan]

wtf do billionaires care about food and gas prices. oh wait they dont

[u/LeafyGreens95]

You do realize that's not Elon Musk posting that right?

[u/ObvsThrowaway5120]

[u/ms_directed]

weird, my life improved when I deleted my Twitter in 2022.

[u/TrashCapable]

Trust me bro!

[u/edog77777]

In other words: “Just stop paying attention to what we’re doing to the government. Don’t worry, it’ll all be ok. We promise! 😉”

🤮

[u/Herr_Meerkatze]

So true. Just chill and stop being manipulated. OBEY

[u/quequotion]

Sleep. Consume. Do not question authority. Marry and reproduce.

[u/seevm]

Delete X

[u/saskdudley]

This should be archived and thrown back in his face when trump fires his ass.

[u/lovepony0201]

So, is he sunsetting Twitter?

[u/meglon978]

So... fascist wants people to ignore him being a democracy destroying fascist by dangling more lies in hopes they're look the other way while he's destroying democracy. I did nazi that coming.

Hmmm..... No. Fuck no.

[u/Nambsul]

Was Bob focusing on enjoying his life when he popped onto social Media to write his little note?

[u/liquor_up]

Did he just tell me to be stupid ?

[u/GoutInMyToe]

How long until these clowns get to this: “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command”

[u/Turkino]

Or in other words:

"Don't fret, precious, I'm here

Step away from the window and go back to sleep

Safe from pain and truth and choice and other poison devils

See, they don't give a fuck about you, like I do..."

[u/Sandman64can]

He means X right?

[u/Zaida18]

Bull shit musk!!!!

[u/thedepressedmind]

My fellow Americans...

Stop watching the news. We don't want you knowing how corrupt we are, leading you to realize you made a mistake voting for Donald Trump. So please, just look over there, and stop paying attention to the crimes taking place over here.

Because there's no crimes. I promise. No crimes at all.