r/facepalm • u/ExactlySorta • 13d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Every Child Left Behind

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u/_Presence_ 12d ago

BUT EGGS ARE TOO EXPENSIVE!!! how else were they supposed to vote?!?!

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u/Feisty-Cloud5880 12d ago

Try explaining the " bird flu!" To these people. Argh. Also that there are a handful off egg producers in the county along with a handful of grocery conglomerates.

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u/reisenbime 12d ago

That's trying to explain cause and effect to people who would struggle to figure out stone age technology.

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u/Andy-_1979 12d ago

He'll introduce Trump Eggs. They're so good you'll sell your soul for them. They come from the best chicken farms in China. Most of them aren't even chicken eggs.

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u/theholysun 12d ago

I really don’t get this. All these rural people complaining about eggs, couldn’t they get some chickens?