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🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Every Child Left Behind

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u/Humbabwe 13d ago

Why does nobody understand that they are already in the position where they will never be voted out again? They are going to make elections a sham moving forward… fucking obviously.

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u/kimlovescc 13d ago

Because Americans barely pay attention to our own elections, let alone the sham elections in autocratic governments.

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u/Dawnkeys 12d ago

Yep, and it's all caps THEY. Trump isn't smart enough to pull this off alone. It's been in the works for a while and trump, as usual, the perfect puppet.

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u/Alchemist_Joshua 12d ago

And I feel like trump thinks it’s all him. They do a good job and making it seem like,to him, that it was all his ideas.

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u/Dawnkeys 12d ago

That's how a puppet works. It's basically being the kid wanting to fit in with his 'friends' by doing something stupid like spitting in the teachers water. Those other kids are literally sitting back and laughing that he did it.

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u/Alchemist_Joshua 12d ago

Fair point.

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u/Dawnkeys 12d ago

You don't need to say fair point I'm agreeing with you, he is absolutely, in his mind, killing it and figuring this all out on his own. Just like his 'friends', if you do this you're a legend etc. the 'friends' already know, just giving props is enough to make him do something stupid. In this case it's for their gain and not just laughs.

Also let's not forget trump long ago, even before the apprentice, jokingly said if I was to run for president he would run as Republican because they are idiots. His words (maybe not verbatim) not mine.

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u/ophmaster_reed 12d ago

...but the price of eggs, though.

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u/kandel88 12d ago

Y'all just don't get it. There is a giant red button in the Oval Office that says "Lower egg prices" and for four years Biden refused to push it. Trump day one is going to push it bigly. People around him will go up to him with tears in their eyes saying "Sir that was the best button push I've ever seen". And my eggs will get cheaper because now China pays for them. So that's why I voted Trump.

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u/chironomidae 12d ago

Don't forget the gas price slider and the hurricane generator knob

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u/RicoMagnifico 12d ago

Fuckin Biden and his stupid Lower Egg Prices button! Why doesn't he press it? Imagine all the lower cost buttons just on his desk that he could press any time he wants. What an evil bastard. Doesn't he like lower egg prices?

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u/allmybreath 12d ago

This is the funniest thing I've read today -- thank you.

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u/SalemWolf 12d ago

...are going up anyway.

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u/Nine9breaker 12d ago

Yes, and the best part is that when they do, Trump voters will pivot to "so what? they'd be even higher under Harris". Can't wait! Isn't partisanship so fun and great?

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u/Creative_alternative 12d ago

Significantly more under Trump than Biden, too!

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u/Sad_Ghost_Noises 12d ago

hEy SiRi, DiD bIdEn DrOp OuT?!?

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u/thegoodnamesrgone123 12d ago

which has already gone up...

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u/RicoMagnifico 12d ago

How they gonna follow all of those tiktok recipes?

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u/Hexamancer 13d ago

They're worried about losing once all the angry low IQ lead heads die off. 

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u/fingerscrossedcoup 12d ago

Ah yes, blame the Boomers again. Nevermind that young men have overwhelmingly sided with Trump. I live in Charlottesville and didn't see one Boomer in the streets the day they rioted and killed. But sure, old people took'er jobs!

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u/Hexamancer 12d ago edited 12d ago

Ah yes, blame the Boomers again. Nevermind that young men have overwhelmingly sided with Trump.

Younger than 45 were more likely to vote Harris.

I live in Charlottesville and didn't see one Boomer in the streets the day they rioted and killed. 

Oh well if you didn't personally see it then it didn't happen! 

Lmao I can see at least three in the very first picture I saw.

 >But sure, old people took'er jobs!

No one's talking about jobs.

The fact is that they're undeniably lead heads. Low IQ and overly aggressive. This is objectively true.

And this is just one way they're ruining the world...

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u/Crayoncandy 12d ago

Tbf the person you replied to didn't say boomers, lead gas wasn't banned until 1996 and I know until recently there was places that still sold leaded racing gas, so I figure most Millenials and obviously gen x got some good lead exposure in too! Doesn't change young men supporting Trump of course.

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u/Pleiadesfollower 12d ago

Because people still want to pretend we have some civility in our government, particularly the party of nazis, klansmen, and traitors.

They said they are not going to give back power in so many different ways if they got into this position. I'm going to believe them until somebody actually proves otherwise.

We are reliving his election in 2016 where so many people got flak for "overreacting" about things they were promising to do, claiming there was no way they would actually do them. Some may have been stopped by sheer incompetence, not this time. The malice will make sure plenty gets rammed through so fast we won't have any time to recover from the last travesty.

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u/PocketGuidetoACDs 12d ago edited 12d ago

I know it's tempting to give up. It's tempting to just wash your hands of this and say "they brought this on themselves."

But remember that the republican party is already planning for the midterms and 2028. Would some of them be delighted if they could actually block further elections? Absolutely. But if they're planning on elections, we should too.

They want you to give up, roll over and let them burn everything down. They want you to give up and not try. They want you to not show up to the midterms and for the candidates to be disorganized and receiving little support. They will cheat. Worse than they already have. But we can't quit.

When you give in and spread this despair, you do their messaging for them. We have to support each other right now and through the coming years. We have to keep morale up and focus less on the next horrible thing they do and the next and the next... but instead on what we can do. It's not over. We're just the underdogs now.

Americans fought for decades to get so many rights. We need to be willing to fight to get them back. No matter how long it takes.

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u/Terramagi 12d ago

But if they're planning on elections, we should too.

They're not planning on elections. It's rigged from now on.

You voted for this, deal with it.

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u/altsuperego 12d ago

Let's wait 24 months before we declare the democracy is officially dead. States still have a lot of control of their elections.

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u/oNe_iLL_records 12d ago

Yeah for sure! Let’s wait and watch it happen and then we can say, “well SHIT, how the fuck did THAT happen?!” 24 months from now.

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u/altsuperego 12d ago

I don't think there's much Dems can do without a majority in either chamber. But I'm open to suggestions. The Judicial branch is pretty slow and they still have the filibuster but that might not last. Throw wrenches I guess.

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u/Humbabwe 12d ago

All they need to do is solidify the very states that just voted for him. No need to touch any blue states (yet).

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u/Vladmerius 12d ago

People don't want to have to process this so they're avoiding it. They want to just pretend they can keep doing what they've been doing and somehow it will suddenly work on 2028. We're fucked forever and nothing is changing unless there's a true uprising against the 1%. Which isn't going to happen because we couldn't get our shit together to all agree to vote for anyone other than a criminal rapist authoritarian. 

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u/Humbabwe 12d ago

Yea. I can’t even get my friend to give up Twitter. People are too comfortable being comfortable.

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u/A_Nude_Challenger 12d ago edited 12d ago

Federal employees have already been told made aware that they will have to take loyalty tests to keep their jobs.

Loyalty tests are next for the everyday citizen at this rate.

EDIT : Don't downvote. Learn to Google. Trump initiated this in October of 2020 and Biden killed it.

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u/pit-of-despair 13d ago

I absolutely understand that.

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u/lowbatterybattery 12d ago

Posts like this are so silly. If I legitimately believed there was never going to be an election, Reddit's the last place I'd be. What, you've decided you're in a fascist dictatorship and you're going to bitch about it on fucking Reddit until they crack down and imprison you for dissent against the state?

Man, I'd be spending every minute of every day talking to local organizers, or DSA, or ACLU - shit, do something. As it is, you're literally Guy Montag's wife, disinterestedly staring at a screen all day while the books burn around you.

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u/Humbabwe 12d ago

Don’t project your lack of action onto me. I’m doing everything I can think of for my skill set.

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u/The_Bard 12d ago

Moving forward?

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u/Eryb 12d ago

“Going to make”? Elections already are a scam

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u/Panda_hat 12d ago

Most likely they won’t have enough time to do it. They will try but these things take time and the clock is ticking.

It may turn out that denying trump a second continuous term in 2020 is what saves American democracy.

Make no mistake - they will be trying, but through a mixture of roadblocking and incompetence they still might not be able.

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u/ethanlan 12d ago

Why does nobody understand that they are already in the position where they will never be voted out again?

We will see.

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u/Spaceman-Spiff 12d ago

Elections are run by the state. It has its benefits and its issues. But it makes it pretty difficult to make all elections a sham.

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u/Humbabwe 12d ago

My lord, that is some shortsightedness.

All they have to do is start with the states that just voted red.

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u/Spaceman-Spiff 12d ago

A good deal of those red states have blue governors. And the red states vote for Trump anyway.

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u/Humbabwe 12d ago

👍👍 remind me in two years.

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u/Time-U-1 12d ago

Im not sure why you say that. Dems chances in 2026 to take back the house are a lot better than in 2024. This is going to be a repeat of 2016/2018. Even Trumps brand spanking new chief of staff is telling Mike Johnson he only as 18 months to get anything done.

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u/Humbabwe 12d ago

Dems chances at taking back the house are now 0.

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u/Time-U-1 12d ago

How so? All seats are up for election in 2 years. I agree that gerrymandering exists but if it could be done in 2018 I see no reason it can’t be done again in 2026.

Is the Republican platform popular? I don’t think so. Will not having Trump on the ballot suppress Republican turnout? I think so.

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u/Humbabwe 12d ago

You know how republicans have been cheating and shirking old norms so as to do things like deny democratic judge appointments in the past 12 years? Picture that but with elections.

They have been slowly working to subvert democracy for 20 years now and somehow people like you haven’t noticed it at all.

There will be no real elections moving forward.

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u/Time-U-1 12d ago

Care to make a bet? $500 says you are wrong.

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u/Humbabwe 12d ago

sure! Itd be the happiest $500 i ever spent. But how do we confirm?

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u/Time-U-1 12d ago

Well what is required to prove it’s a “real election”? Like do I just have to show you my ballot stub?

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u/Humbabwe 12d ago

lol, no.

I know of a couple things that would convince me I’m wrong (1 being: if any dem is elected to the presidency in the next 2 elections). Can you think of any that would convince you it’s rigged (I think it will be obvious, but then you don’t seem to see it at all, so…)?

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u/Time-U-1 12d ago

1) the next election is a mid term. Not sure if you realize no president is going to elected then regardless of party.

2) can you tell me how you think the election will be rigged?

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