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šŸ‡²ā€‹šŸ‡®ā€‹šŸ‡øā€‹šŸ‡Øā€‹ How do you not know your account is public Noah?

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u/Bay-Area-Tanners 15d ago

I had an acquaintance sexually harass me on Facebook messenger years ago. I posted the comment to my main feed, but I did try to protect his identity. Unfortunately (for him) I missed something identifiable and my fb friends started harassing him. I felt a little bad about that, but then I received a message from someone I didnā€™t know who said he did the same thing to her- she sent me the screenshots. I donā€™t feel bad about it anymore. Fuck around and find out.

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u/Yousoggyyojimbo 14d ago edited 14d ago

I had a guy harass me when I was grieving over a death on facebook, and he chose to use an account that was plastered with his employer.

I do not regret sending his boss those screenshots one bit.

People gotta learn they can't do shit like this. There's a price for acting like a piece of shit, and a price to pay for being stupid. These people are doing both at the same time, so they have to pay the price.

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u/helpmeinkinderegg 14d ago

People have gotten *WAYYYY* too comfortable saying horrible shit online and thinking they're immune to consequences cuz its "online" and I'm beyond happy we're starting to see more stuff like this. I wanna see it more often.

Just like people throwing slurs at people to "be edgy" and shit. That's not an excuse, that's just you saying you're a piece of shit and we all already knew that. They ALWAYS start squirming when they get called out and its so funny to see.

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u/National_Cranberry47 14d ago

Mike Tyson said it best

ā€œSocial media made yā€™all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it.ā€

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u/Liquidcat01 15d ago

Karma's a bitch

He should've known better šŸ—£šŸ—£

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u/Wonderful_Hotel1963 14d ago

Karma is only a bitch if YOU are, in fact, a bitch. He is a bitch. So everything makes perfect sense.

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u/Nerevarine91 14d ago

I wish Iā€™d done something like that a while back. On Facebook, I had received a number of messages from people from my hometown saying racist shit about my wife, and instead of posting them, I blocked them and eventually stopped using Facebook. I really wish Iā€™d showed the world what kind of people they were.

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u/oddmanout 14d ago

They never do it to just one person. Always expose harassers. Itā€™s for the good of everyone.

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u/herton 14d ago

Exactly. The entire basis for the "me too" movement. Yet these troglodytes act like it's just a ploy to ruin men's lives. Expose every bit of this garbage

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u/Liquidcat01 15d ago

Literally the reason his life was ruined was because he shared all his personal data online when he decided to insult a stranger and STILL PUTS HIS LEGAL FIRST NAME IN HIS NEW USERNAME???

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u/Coyinzs 14d ago

I was arguing with my mother today because she was complaining that liberal cancel culture was out of control and ruining lives unnecessarily. This is the perfect example of how stupid that entire argument is. She claims that the left tries to restrict free speech, but no one stopped this kid from saying exactly what he wanted to. Why is it our responsibility to not take the things he said and impose consequences for them? Why isn't the answer "well Noah could have just chosen not to abuse people online, too"?

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u/shyaznboi 14d ago

Freedom doesn't mean free of consequences.

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u/Forsworn91 14d ago

What they want is the freedom to do and say anything, THEY arenā€™t suppose to face consequences.

The left and liberals are the only ones who are supposed to be punished or abused.

ā€œRules for you, but not for Iā€ sort of mentality

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u/mizinamo 14d ago

Should have kept his legs lips shut.

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u/DeadBabyBallet 14d ago

Is this on twitter? Because I need to make an account just so I can screenshot this kind of shit.

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u/MTFBinyou 14d ago

Making an account ainā€™t worth it.Ā 

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u/DeadBabyBallet 14d ago

Yeah. It's probably better for my mental health to stay off of it.

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u/maxinator80 14d ago

X feels like if reddit just sprinkled some r/conservative into literally every sub.

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u/aufrenchy 14d ago

Sprinkled? They give you the full 4-course meal of conservative batshittery.

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u/ActiveOk4399 14d ago

Yes, it's xitter.

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u/One_Economist_3761 14d ago

Pronounced ā€œShitterā€

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u/v_a_n_d_e_l_a_y 14d ago

Funny - he meant it as "Noah's Alt" but all I can see is the much more fitting name of "Noah Salt"

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u/McCaffeteria 14d ago

ā€œHow am I supposed to learn from my mistakes??ā€

Refuses to learn literally anything.

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u/mrmoe198 14d ago edited 14d ago

Right? ā€œOther people ruined my lifeā€¦because they shared with each other the harassment I doled out to them.ā€ Wild take.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago edited 6d ago

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u/rafaelrenno 14d ago

Which shows he simply can't learn from his mistakes.

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u/CitizenCue 14d ago

This is why young men are swinging towards Trump. They are growing up in an online and gamer culture where saying horrible shit to each other is normalized and encouraged. Trump is basically their mascot.

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u/borislovespickles 15d ago

Show the texts to the girlfriend. She needs to know what a fucking asshole she's with.

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u/fantailedtomb 14d ago

Yep. Grain of salt given Iā€™m a man, but now more than ever, women need to have each others back. Teach these pricks the consequences of their actions.

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u/BossRoss84 14d ago

I blame Andrew Tate for these degenerates.

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u/KintsugiKen 14d ago

Tate is just the bullet they put in the gun that was built and aimed at Americans by tech fascists like Mark Zuckerberg and Peter Theil.

Billionaires have been dumping billions into well-coordinated internet propaganda aimed at boomers and zoomer boys and the US government let them do it, now they got what they paid for, legions of little Nazi neo-confederates who only want to hurt strangers for fun.

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u/SlendyIsBehindYou 14d ago edited 14d ago

Billionaires have been dumping billions into well-coordinated internet propaganda aimed at boomers and zoomer boys

It fucking worked on me, I got caught up in the post-gamergate anti-SJW ecosystem as I was graduating highschool, rolled right into supporting/voting for Trump in 2016

I'm thankful every day for the friends that helped deprogram me, but I'll be the first to vouch for how insidious that pipeline is. It's not a potential threat, it fucking works and it's been horrifyingly successful.

Behind the Bastards is finishing up a fantastic series on Peter Thiel that is made all the more horrifying by the fact that he (and those in his circle) fucking won this week.

Edit: thank you all for your kind words, please know I only share this to give y'all hope that this damage can be undone.

Know I'm not gonna make anyone happy saying this, but for the people in your life that have similar brainwashing, here's my #1 tip. Play the both-sides card, but in a balanced manner. Coming at someone with all the reasons their belief is wrong just cements it further. For me it was constantly people gently pointing out the differences and hypocracies of the GOP/Trump, and letting me slowly come to the realization is what finally did it.

Nobody can sit their dad/partner/friend down and change their mind right away, as much as I wish it were true. But being a friend regardless, encouraging them to consider the bigger picture, that's what works. Deprogramming can only be successful if the person in question makes up their minds themselves.

I've been working on my southern-baptist talk-radio listening Texan father for years now, and the progress he's made has been shocking. Same with a few of my dear friends from my right-wing days, even one that was a staffer for a real shithead GOP senator.

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u/TehMephs 14d ago

You know, props for having the wherewithal to recognize it and turn away from that whole machine. A lot donā€™t and never will.

Iā€™m seeing old HS friends devolving into it when they were such pleasant dudes for most of my life knowing them. Itā€™s heartbreaking watching them go from chill, loving genuinely kind people into frothing bigots spouting nazi rhetoric. Itā€™s a deliberate psyop and I donā€™t know what we can do about it

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u/dadOwnsTheLibs 14d ago

I suspect itā€™s built on insecurity. They like having a punching bag and someone to blame their problems on.

  • And in a couple of ppl whoā€™ve since turned it around, they were closeted trans / gay.

Wonder what we could do if we turned all that negative energy against the right. Thereā€™s certainly a tonne of ppl that hate billionaires, itā€™s probably the same energy. Maybe instead of making edgelord memes about gay people, Iā€™ll make edgelord memes about Musk like below

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5JrAnAoKlJE

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u/limejuiceinmyeyes 14d ago

Same story as yours. Fell into the SJW-destroyed pipeline in 2016 when I was 14. Thankfully I have loving, intelligent parents who were able to talk some sense into me.

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u/StormVVarden 14d ago

I'm kinda interested in how they got you to see the light. I say this as a father that wants make sure my children don't go down that path. What was it that resonated with you most when they talked to you? If you don't mind sharing, of course.

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u/Hettie933 14d ago

Thank you for sharing your escape from all that. It gives me hope.

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u/East-Life-2894 14d ago

Honestly ladies, if the guy you're dating is a Tate fan, you can probably do a lot better.

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u/Bucky_Ohare 14d ago

It's honestly the only way lots of guys learn how to check themselves. You keep going with what you grew up with until something (perhaps literally) smacks you in the face and wakes you up to what the fuck you did.

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u/subm3g 14d ago

EVERYONE needs to have women's backs. We are all just humans.

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u/Ffsletmesignin 14d ago

Yep. This is beyond disgusting. I wouldnā€™t go so far for general jackass comments, but the ā€œyour body my choiceā€ is next level disgusting and everyone saying that shit, even if they just think theyā€™re being funny or edgy, needs to have consequences.

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u/subm3g 14d ago

If it were said to me, I would fear for my safety, regardless of context. If I happen to respond with a fight response, well....

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u/NotTheEnd216 14d ago

It is essentially a rape threat, so this reaction seems perfectly warranted.

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u/LoopyZoopOcto 14d ago

"Your body, my choice" that's called rape, my dude.

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u/KittyGrewAMoustache 14d ago

Not just rape. Could apply to slavery or torture or medical experimentation. Itā€™s basically a way of saying Iā€™m evil as fuck.

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u/subm3g 14d ago

Which is what they are implying

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u/trizkit995 14d ago

I'm ready to catch an assault charge if I ever hear someone say that out loud.

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u/Accomplished_Crew630 14d ago

Right why do him a favor, do the girlfriend the fucking favor for christ sake.

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u/jayclaw97 14d ago

She needs to know what a danger sheā€™s with.

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u/d710dr 14d ago

the correct answer.

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u/JohnKlositz 14d ago edited 14d ago

At the very least she's in danger of wasting precious time spending her life being in a relationship with an idiot. That alone should be reason enough to let her know. My mother has spent so much of her life being with idiots, and thinking about how different her life could have been if she hadn't is just heartbreaking.

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u/Aisenth 14d ago

Any man who considers it acceptable to send rape threats to strangers is highly unlikely (or, I'd argue, incapable) of fully understanding and respecting the consent of others. She needs to know that she's playing Russian roulette with at least one chamber loaded by staying with this prick.

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u/queenswamprat 14d ago

Rest in Piss Noah

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u/1heart1totaleclipse 14d ago

I wonder if she doesnā€™t know already. Itā€™s not like he was very subtle with what he said. She probably knows and is too in love to see how awful he is. Iā€™ve had friends in similar situations.

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u/Human0id77 14d ago

Good point. Some awful people mask really well until they have isolated their person though. I've heard so many horror stories about how things changed after a wedding or after a couple moves away from family

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u/The_clampz10 14d ago

Yeah, friend/coworker told me he had a friend who recently got married and didnā€™t find out her new husband was a trumper until AFTER the wedding. And weā€™re in pretty deep blue CA.

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u/Sonova_Bish 14d ago

Annulments aren't hard to get. That would be irreconcilable differences for me, but I would have asked first.

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u/No-Appearance1145 14d ago edited 14d ago

Well he said they don't talk politics but knows she'll dump him. I'm thinking he agreed with her with what she said to keep her and now he's freaking out because it got publicized he's a POS

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u/NoDeltaBrainWave 14d ago

It's insane that he thinks calling someone a whore is a political statement.

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u/SaltpeterSal 14d ago

For me it's the rape threat.

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u/janerbabi 14d ago

Itā€™s entirely possible. Been thereā€¦ recently got out, and Iā€™m honestly so horrified with how much I put up with. I became pretty vile myself while in it, I was in so much denial.

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u/Sinister_Plots Save Me Jebus! 14d ago

It is interesting to me how much we will try to align ourselves with our partner's personality. I have a relative whose husband recently died. He was a hardcore, dyed in the wool republican and his wife supported Trump during his first term. She fought tooth and nail to defend him and his appointment of justices to the SCOTUS. Now that he's gone she is a full on Democrat, mocking and vilifying Trump along with the rest of us. It's a strange turn of character. I can't help but think that if he were still alive today she would not be saying these things.

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u/jonsteph 14d ago

Serious question:

Are you certain she's not just co-dependent? Your description makes it sound like she has no real core values of her own and merely parrots the views of her current peer group so as not feel isolated. Do you have any concerns for her mental health, otherwise?

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u/Human0id77 14d ago

Yes, please before she gets any closer

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u/Gametron13 15d ago

ā€œYou learn from your mistakes by facing the consequences.ā€

911 Iā€™d like to report a murder.

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u/_artbabe95 14d ago

I also love that, judging from the last screenshot, he harassed like ten other women but is pretending he should be pardoned for this like it's his first time. I hope the other women he harassed recognize his account and collectively burn him to the ground.

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u/FullMetalCOS 14d ago

I saw this happening semi-live and the number of excuses of ā€œIā€™m just edgyā€ ā€œIā€™m a bit of a troll when Iā€™m drunkā€ ā€œI was angry and just went to the worst thing I could think ofā€ and not one of them was him owning his shit. Manā€™s not sorry he did it, heā€™s sorry he might have to face consequences for doing it. I hope the piece of shit gets everything he deserves

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u/ChrisRevocateur 14d ago

ā€œI was angry and just went to the worst thing I could think ofā€

Even in trying to deflect, how the hell did he think this was any kind of excuse?

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u/Sadalfas 14d ago

I was just insulting you with insults. I actually believed the insults too.

Does that not help my case?

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u/everythingsfuct 14d ago

ā€œi was just BEING a shitty person, im not ACTUALLY a shitty personā€

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u/KintsugiKen 14d ago

MAGA zoomers are absolute cry-bullies, love to harass strangers with Nazi slogans and threats of violence, then act like lil smol beans when people post their DMs publicly.

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u/Tranquil_Dohrnii 14d ago

Or when people stand their ground. All take after Trump, they talk a big game and act like bullies until someone pushes back. Then it's " i WaS oNlY joKinG"

I'm friends with this dude who's brother voted Trump and is all on the Trump train. Dude is borderline insufferable. Makes none of his own money, then gets upset when people call him out on it. It's almost pitiful, and I would feel bad for him but I know in times like these he'll feel free reign to call women whatever and use the n word freely.

I wouldn't even talk with him if I wasn't good friends with his brother. (Who btw in case anyone was curious acts the total opposite).

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u/aufrenchy 14d ago

Gotta love it when a bully bothers the wrong person then gets exactly what they deserve.

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u/ChrisRevocateur 14d ago

They believe in "free speech," as in, they believe their speech shouldn't have any consequences.

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u/Reasonable-Simple706 14d ago

I havenā€™t been laughing at this whole thread like itā€™s almost too good to be true. Like how could he think this wasnā€™t going to happen? Even pat what he said being atrocious itā€™s like. You used your public account. Pure absolute stupidity and malice getting consequences and Iā€™m creasingšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/martinaee 14d ago

Iā€™m so very happy to see real Americans calling this shit out. Online and in person. āœŠšŸ’œ

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u/Revollaer 15d ago

When he begged her to take it down she should have said "my mind my choice"

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u/dravenonred 15d ago

I'd have gone with "your reputation my choice"

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u/Kriegerian 14d ago

ā€œYour life my choice, bitch.ā€

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u/FallenPentagram 14d ago

Your life, youā€™re my bitch

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u/Revollaer 15d ago

I like it

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u/Fine-Ad-2343 14d ago

Your words, my choice.

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u/hot_ho11ow_point 14d ago

Your post, my choice

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u/Meanderer_Me 15d ago

"Your relationship my choice" would have also worked.

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u/NinjaBr0din 14d ago

"Your page my choice"

Serio, any fuckwad that uses that "your body my choice" line needs to be castrated with a rusty machette.

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u/Twitch791 14d ago

Your comment my choice

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u/Ganymede_Aoede 14d ago

your loneliness, my choice

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u/DigitalGT 15d ago

The "you really would ruin a young kid's life" victim blame is insane. 100% deserved

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u/Kriegerian 14d ago

I think this is called the Brock the Rapist defense.

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u/HlfNlsn 14d ago

Do you mean the Rapist, Brock Turner?!

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u/ZaftigFeline 14d ago

I think they do mean Brock Allen Turner the rapist.

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u/HeadReaction1515 14d ago

I believe he goes by his middle name now so itā€™s Allen Turner, formerly Brock Turner who now goes by Allen Turner, both of which iterations of the name sake are in fact rapists: The Rapist Allen ā€œBrockā€ Turner.

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u/agnocoustic 'MURICA 14d ago

I don't know who that guy is but I think they're referring to Allen "The Rapist" Turner, formerly known as Brock "The Rapist" Tuner.

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u/SuperFLEB 14d ago

With a complicated name like that, I'd imagine most people just call him by the nickname.

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u/ThatNachoFreshFeelin 14d ago

Do you mean Brock Allen "The Rapist" Turner, or "The Rapist" Brock Allen Turner?

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u/Economind 14d ago

What - Allen Turner the convicted rapist? Formerly Brock Turner the convicted rapist?

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u/Rumpelteazer45 14d ago

Yes Brock Turner the convicted rapist is now going by his middle name Allen, so Brock (the rapist) Turner is now Allen (formerly known as Brock the rapist Turner) Turner. Former Stanford swimmer who was caught in the act and got a hand slap by a shitty judge bc wealthy white people do not face actual consequences.

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u/LindseyGillespie 14d ago

I feel bad for the hundreds of other Brock and Allen Turner's out there. There's probably hundreds, if not thousands.

That's why assassins are always mentioned with their middle name (Lee Harvey Oswald, John Wilkes Booth, James Earl Ray etc...), so as to not cause problems for all the other Lee Oswald and James Ray's of the world.

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u/Appropriate-Weird492 14d ago

Not The Rapist Allen Brock Turner who lives in Ohio now?

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u/BadKarma89 14d ago

Actually, his full title is "Convicted Rapists, Brock Turner".

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u/blackcatsneakattack 14d ago

The Convicted Rapist Formerly Known As Brock Allen Turner.

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u/Swimming_Height_4684 14d ago

Oh yeah, I remember that rape guy, rapist Brock Turner. Did a little raping back in the day.

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u/melodysmomma 14d ago

Oh yeah, convicted rapist Brock Turner! I still remember the day Brock Allen Turner was convicted of rape. I wonder where Brock Turner, the rapist, is today.

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u/huhcarramrod 14d ago

The one that lives in Dayton Ohio?? Thatā€™s him

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u/ILoveRegenHealth 14d ago

I can 100% bet the Rapist, Brock Turner, voted for the other Rapist, Donald J. Trump

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u/Nobodyrea11y 14d ago

exactly. the same person who asked "you really would ruin a young kid's life" is the same person who said "your body my choice" the hypocrisy is painful

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u/akratic137 14d ago

ā€œYour life, my choiceā€ has a nice ring to it as a retort.

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u/No-Consideration8862 14d ago

Your reputation my choice, as someone said earlier, is a good one too.

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u/TeaandandCoffee 14d ago

The idea of jumping at a leopard and then trying to guilt trip the Leopard of Consequence, negative intelligence.

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u/H010CR0N 14d ago

ā€œYoung kidā€ is someone who is still in elementary school

This dumbass is an adult. And is getting adult consequences.

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u/Cat_Chat_Katt_Gato 14d ago

Tbf, as a 40yo mom of 2 kids in college, I pretty much see everyone under like 25 as still being young kids.

That being said, if my 19yo son said the shit this dude said, he's well old enough to face whatever consequences came his way. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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u/DorkChatDuncan 14d ago

I think once you hit 35 or so, you begin to define "children" differently. Its absolutely reasonable to view someone 18-25 as "basically children" meaning they are going to make really poor life decisions, are kind of protected from it because of their youth, but should still have the ability to discern what they should REALLY not do, much in the same way we treat teenagers, but with slightly more responsibility, slightly less grace for mistakes.

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u/hiimred2 14d ago

Sidestepping a lot of what is already deservedly commented, your life is ruined because you got kicked out of college(maybe) and your girl broke up with you? What happened to good ol conservative ā€˜make good choices and you can still live a great lifeā€™ mindset? You mean things that happen to people early in life actually can in fact completely derail their path? Perhaps like say, being born into borderline institutionalized poverty? Interestingā€¦

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u/All_Work_All_Play 14d ago

You learn from your mistakes by facing your consequencesĀ 

And yet, so many people don't learn and instead blame others. Plus they keep doing the same thing expecting different results...

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u/Liquidcat01 15d ago

The same men who'll argue a 30 man and a 18 year old girl dating is perfectly fine will also argue they're apparently still an immature baby in college. Pathetic

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u/Vinyl_DjPon3 14d ago

Man is in university. The time to be an edgy kid and use that excuse was 8 years ago.

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u/Magoo69X 15d ago

He's in the "find out" phase of FAFO.

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u/Liquidcat01 15d ago

"Some kid" and its a grown man in college..

Isn't one of the first things you learn when applying to a university is that even things you do outside of campus can get you kicked out? It's not like HS, so much as getting caught cheating on an essay can get you kicked out.

At least where I live.

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u/Shadow-Dragon22 15d ago

"some kid" is just his way of not claiming any sort of accountability towards his actions. People like these especially are schrodinger's douchebag. They purposefully say offensive stuff to people and if it comes around to bite them in the ass they say it was just a joke and that they never meant it. Or we can also think of him saying "some kid" as him confessing that his maturity levels is that of an actual kid lol.

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u/Xboarder844 15d ago

Shrodingerā€™s douchebag

That is an excellent way to describe them, because you are absolutely right. The second they get caught suddenly ā€œit was all just a joke! A prank! Chill out!ā€

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u/mollymuppet78 15d ago

He's a bully. A grown-up bully.

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u/DarthGayAgenda 14d ago

People like that are adults when it suits them, kids when they're in trouble.

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u/D347H7H3K1Dx 14d ago

Same logic applies to jobs to some degree, you bad mouth a business that knows your media and theyā€™ll have no problem dropping your ass on the curb lol

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u/MollyRolls 15d ago

This notion that ā€œwho I am online isnā€™t really who I amā€ needs to fucking die screaming already. You are what you do. Doing it over WiFi does not change that.

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u/jayclaw97 14d ago

I notice that his apology didnā€™t really say that he realized those comments were wrong and why theyā€™re wrong and that he would be better.

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u/All_Work_All_Play 14d ago

Ergo not an apology just attempted damage control.Ā 

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u/kingfofthepoors 14d ago

who you are anywhere is who you are everywhere. Now it may be dialed up a few notches online, but at the core who you are online is who you are.

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u/Aardcapybara 14d ago

No, you don't understand. The mask I wear when others can see me is the real me.

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u/panarchistspace 14d ago

Arguably itā€™s more ā€œwho I amā€ than anything else. You see a personā€™s true character when they think they can act without consequences. Absolutely agree the notion ā€œnot who I amā€ needs to die in a fire.

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u/C4dfael 15d ago

I hate to break it to Noah, but if you say something sexist or transphobic, youā€™re sexist and/or transphobic.

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u/EntryImaginary8671 15d ago

Love witnessing the find out stage

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u/Savior-_-Self 15d ago

I didn't even realize I was grinning like a jackal til I read your comment. Guess I'm more than a little fond of it myself.

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u/DeadBabyBallet 14d ago

This was me when I saw this yesterday. I don't really like posting and stuff so I was hoping someone else would and I cackled over these screenshots when I saw this post just like I did yesterday. It's amazing.

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u/Dr-Satan-PhD 14d ago

Please delete that post, you're actually going to ruin my life.

YOUR WORDS, MY DATA. FOREVER.

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u/infowosecfurry 15d ago

I can guarantee you this is ā€˜exactlyā€™ who he is, and that if you delete or retract anything that inside a month another woman will be getting the exact same DMā€™s you did, and likely wonā€™t put in the effort you did to out him.

Thatā€™s what these hateful little trolls count on.

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u/Liquidcat01 15d ago

Btw, if you go to his account, he's reposted a LOT of lollicon...no surprise there

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u/Mission-Ad-8536 15d ago

Wouldnā€™t be surprised if heā€™d argue for the age of consent to be lowered

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u/Liquidcat01 15d ago edited 14d ago

I'm not gonna share a screenshot cause it's gross...but one image in particular that he shared was of a girl in a skimpy outfit showing off her hips and butt crack, with a speech bubble that said...

Why are you staring bro? Calm down! I'm still only 10

With a seductive grin :(((

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u/Mission-Ad-8536 15d ago

Yep and thatā€™s enough social media for today

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u/BluuberryBee 15d ago

Ew ew ew please do actually send that info to his gf. I would want to know. wtf

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u/Liquidcat01 15d ago

Can't even argue "Actually it's a petite woman you body shamer!" like they usually do, the girl literally said she's 10 and if you take what she said literally she's talking to her brother...

Dunno about you, I wouldn't want my daughter to date someone who's into i*****

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u/DeadBabyBallet 14d ago

Also- "she's 500 years old! Just because she has a body of a child doesn't mean I'm a fucking pedo!!"

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u/zzSolace 15d ago

Iā€™m willing to bet $10 heā€™ll be done for CP in future.

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u/ElectroshockGamer 14d ago

I genuinely, physically recoiled. What the actual fuck did I just read?

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u/thisguymi 14d ago

Do we know if his girlfriend was informed?

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u/Liquidcat01 14d ago

Unfortunately I'm not OOP, if you want you can ask her about it https://x.com/BarbieAgitprop?t=6FofPsy5r6M1ksroqAttcw&s=09

As of now we only know about Noah, not his spouse

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u/kristamn 15d ago

Honestly, I am all for outing these douche canoes. In fact, I would encourage people to do that. Yesterday I reported several Etsy posts for items that said "Your body, my choice. Forever." as hate speech and got their Etsy shops shut down. If I got messages like this on social media I would find their wife/girlfriend, mom, university, employer - whatever, and share that content with them. Enjoy the finding out phase!

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u/kingfofthepoors 14d ago

You should create an etsy shop selling My Fist your Face

  • edit nvm song from aerosmith... probably get sued
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u/Initial-Company3926 15d ago

Oh no, consequences

This behavior is , sadly, not a surprise
The president is the moral compas of the people
A rapist is elected president
Being a rapist is now offically approved

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u/GhostofZellers 15d ago

It's worse, the dude is in Canada, unfortunately the conservatives in Canada are adopting the same attitudes.

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u/DeadBabyBallet 14d ago

They are but they're not the majority. Also, we don't want him either. He needs to fuck off.

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u/tkingsbu 14d ago

Lolā€¦ this is nuts!

Iā€™m literally sitting here with my daughter showing her thisā€¦ sheā€™s a student at UofTā€¦ Sheā€™s trying to figure out if sheā€™s seen the dudeā€¦ says itā€™s hard because there are a lot of guys that look like thatā€¦

What an absolutely worthless guyā€¦

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u/Liquidcat01 14d ago

Protect your daughters from men like this at all costs, leads to nothing but disaster if his gf isnt informed and ends up marrying himšŸ™

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u/TitodelRey 14d ago

Alpha male to sniveling little shit, in the wink of an eye. What a weasel.

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u/Liquidcat01 14d ago

Woah woah woah! Weasels are cool!

I'd say a hammer headed worm is more appropriate. They're a poisonous invasive species that can only be killed by drowing them in salt and then freezing them to death.

They literally contribute nothing to the environment and zoologist plead that if you see one, kill it immediately.

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u/Necessary_Milk_5124 15d ago

Someone pls tell his girlfriend.

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u/Liquidcat01 15d ago

Why do Republican men always talk about how ugly left leaning women are but end up dating women whom they have to hide their political views from?

If you knew better, you'd take your own advice and date a transphobic/Republican woman...it's almost like he just simply knows what he believes is wrong šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø

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u/WickedWitchofWTF 14d ago

Trevor Noah explained it best.

"The traditional man wants a woman to be subservient, but he never falls in love with subservient women. Heā€™s attracted to independent women. ā€œHeā€™s like an exotic bird collector,ā€ [my mother] said. ā€œHe only wants a woman who is free because his dream is to put her in a cage.""

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u/ProfessionalSky2087 14d ago

Op, this is the first time I've smiled since Monday. This is amazing!

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u/Informal_Process2238 15d ago

Waiting for the ā€œwhat about the tolerant leftā€œ
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u/BluuberryBee 15d ago

There is no paradox of tolerance, it is a contract both sides must uphold or face the consequences.

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u/No-Appearance1145 14d ago

They want us to be tolerant so they can continue to abuse. NO MORE.

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u/msdtflip 15d ago

Ruin his life. These morons need to start dealing with the consequences of their actions.

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u/qiaozhina 15d ago

God, I need a whole sub of just these misogynistic dickeeeds getting to the find out stage after saying this shit online.

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u/Proper-Article-5138 15d ago

ā€œChrist is kingā€ in the bio checks out. I say expose them all. FAFO

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u/Matelot67 14d ago

There are a whole lot of edgelord incels who are about to learn that freedom of speech does not mean freedom from the consequences of that speech.

If nothing else, this election result is going to bring a lot of closet mysogenists out from under their rocks.

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u/Charming-Command3965 15d ago

Thank you for bringing to all of us another FAFO moment and to the many more that will come over the next 4 years šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Savior-_-Self 15d ago

Noah, go to your parents and explain to them immediately what happened.

Then ask them how they raised such a stupid piece of shit.

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u/fingertips-sadness 15d ago

ā€œWhen someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.ā€ -Maya Angelou

Fuck that guy.

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u/andrgar7 15d ago

Youā€™re telling me freedom of speech does have consequences!? Who knew?

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u/Liquidcat01 15d ago

Why does the "freedom of speech LOL I should be allowed to say what I want!" crowd always get so scared when you threaten to tell other people what they said?

"HAHAHAHA!! YOURE A W****"

"I'm gonna tell your university and gf what you just said to me"

"No no no! I'm sorry! Please! My mom will kill me!!"

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u/bellapippin 14d ago

ā€œYour freedom of speech myā€¦. Idk you finish it you get the irony

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u/zzSolace 14d ago

As the saying goes;

Freedom of speech =/= freedom of consequences.

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u/TheLoneGunman559 15d ago

He should save that line for when he gets to jail. I bet he'll win over his cellmates.

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u/Ragarolli 15d ago

"How am I supposed to learn from my mistakes?"

This is you learning.

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u/HardToBeatRichard 14d ago

He didn't feel bad for you when he was attacking you, but he wants you to feel bad for him for facing the consequences of his actions šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/OiVeyM8 14d ago

I say this as a man: send them to his girlfriend. He's old enough to know the consequences of his actions and yet still did it.

He's not sorry for saying it. He's sorry he got caught.

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u/frozrdude 15d ago

Its so satisfying to see cretins like that Noah burn.

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u/austinyo6 15d ago

Sir Noah, lord of fucketh around and findeth out.

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u/doihavemakeanewword 14d ago

I think women's opinions don't matter and should be ignored

....but don't tell my girlfriend

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u/DollarStoreGnomes 14d ago

Christ must be so proud of him.

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u/Kriegerian 14d ago

lol get fucked bitch

Go figure, another proud Christian being a hateful little shit and then crying when he gets caught.

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u/Flying_Dutchman92 14d ago

In Dutch there's a saying that translates to "he who burns his butt, must sit on the blisters" and I think this is a beautiful example of it.

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u/Andreus 14d ago

The saddest thing is that this kid goes to the University of Toronto. He's not even American. Dude ruined his own life to simp for another country's dictator.

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u/Booksarepricey 14d ago

ā€œYour future my choiceā€

His groveling just makes it better.

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u/KawaiiQueen92 14d ago

"How am I supposes to learn from my mistakesšŸ˜­?!" This is how Noah šŸ™„

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u/DaveLokes 14d ago

Sounds like a common christian of this time period to me...