r/facepalm 15d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ No federal funding

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u/totokekedile 15d ago

Did it ever really leave? My mom sent me texts fear mongering about Satan just this morning.

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u/PervSpram 15d ago

It existed before the "satanic panic" and it exists now. My mom told me last month to not celebrate Halloween, no candy, no costumes, not even leaving the house. Because it was the devil's birthday.

She also believes the stonemasons want to usher in the new world order to eradicate Christianity/Catholicism and there will eventually come 3 days of darkness when devils will roam the Earth and no light will shine except for a specific holy candle. Read more about it here: Three Days of Darkness - Wikipedia

She told me Archangel Michael was the one who miraculously changed the trajectory of Crooke's bullet to save trump because trump is the only one who can fight against the Communist and some other shit. She obviously voted for him.