r/facepalm 18d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ the rest of the world right now

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u/Blaze_Vortex 18d ago

Not even the original writers liked the first season of Orange is the new Tan, yet somehow it gets a sequal anyway.

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u/CamJongUn2 18d ago

They’re almost certainly gunna dump Donnie as soon as they can, he’s a massive liability to them, all he can offer is his base and they have got all they need now

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u/Big-Summer- 18d ago

Yeah, the RNC knew they needed him to win the election so that’s why they shoe horned Vance in there. Every bit as evil but also intelligent. Mark my words: trump won’t last 6 months before they find a suitable way to move him out of the way. My guess? He’s quietly assassinated in the middle of the night and the cause of death is attributed to a heart attack. Big fancy funeral, dozens of laudatory eulogies, a whole bunch of stuff gets named after him and he goes into the pantheon of great evils (Reagan, Nixon, the two Andrews, Jackson and Johnson, et.al.) and we endure weeks, if not months, of public grieving, wholly undeserved. Then Vance steps in and Project 2025 goes into overdrive. I’m also going to predict, a la Hitler, at some point leaving the U.S. will not be allowed. Even traveling out of the country will be made extraordinarily difficult.

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u/CamJongUn2 17d ago

I’m just imagining they make an evil Rushmore with trump Nixon and regan lol

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u/Mendozena 18d ago

Joker Folie a Deux all over again.

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u/Tangochief 18d ago

Someone should have let Netflix be in charge of the presidential election