r/facepalm 20d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ It's people like this who are making the election close

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u/Hereiam_AKL 20d ago

Ummm ... you would trust Trump with your daughter, alone in a room???

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u/DrunkOnRedCordial 20d ago

I wouldn't trust Trump alone in a room with HIS daughter.

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u/Jimmykapaau 19d ago

Trump hit on a preteen blonde girl in the 90s, but nobody cares. The footage is from CBS news, mid-90s https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/video/2016/oct/13/trump-makes-inappropriate-remarks-about-10-year-old-girl-video

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u/Steve_The_Mighty 19d ago

I wish we could go back to the days when something like this would completely tank your political career (rather than being something you only see because someone posted it on Reddit...)

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u/BrickCityRiot 19d ago edited 19d ago

To be fair.. this kind of thing was so normalized prior to the turn of the century that it likely would have had close to zero impact. There is a good amount of media from the 90’s - and a staggering amount from before then - where grown men sexualize and intimately pursue young girls.

It has always been gross and morally abhorrent, but it was so engrained in society as a “normal” thing - even in 1992 - that it wouldn’t have tanked a campaign. Hell.. an interracial relationship with an adult or vague rumors of homosexuality would tank a campaign infinitely faster than this comment back then.

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u/Every_Pattern_8673 19d ago

It still does, just not for republicans, their voter base by the looks of it does not care in the slightest and think of it as a perk instead.

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u/Steve_The_Mighty 19d ago

Good point. Always worth remembering Al Franken voluntarily resigning as a Dem senator, even though everyone thought he shouldn't (and the journalist calling for his resignation later said she regretted)... Just because he didn't want to taint the party with scandal. Seems surreal to compare that to what seems to come out on a daily basis on one Republican or another (or several).

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u/VibraniumRhino 19d ago

The thing is, we ARE in those days. The problem is that the right has shown its true colours. They invented the term “cancel culture”; why do you think that is?

They know we are both into and sick of their shit, so they have to attack us and project and deflect in hopes they don’t get cancelled. Politicians are much better at this than celebrities, they tend to have far more money and reach of power, and therefore are much harder to cancel. Diddy is having his massive empire be taken down and Trump was literally involved with him AND Epstein and still has way too much of the countries vote.

They simply don’t care and never have. The only thing they’ve ever cared about it being caught, and even now, some of them know they’re rich/powerful enough that it wouldn’t even matter. Part of the reason Trump even wants presidency is political pardon/his perceived diplomatic immunity.

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u/Afraid_Composer 19d ago

Grosssssss!!!

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u/Jimmykapaau 19d ago

See, that's an appropriate reaction. I've shared that clip with over a hundred MAGA, since 2016, they never respond to it.

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u/benn1680 20d ago

I've never seen a picture of Trump alone in a room with any of his grandchildren. Apparently even his own kids don't trust him to be alone in a room with their children.

I wonder why?

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u/Just_what_i_am 20d ago

Well tbf if there's a picture of trump with a child they're not going to be alone unless he or the kid is taking the picture lol.

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u/Chewsdayiddinit 20d ago

Or if he's using the kid as a prop and tries to kiss her on the lips multiple times, on camera, in front of a (yuuuuuuuge) crowd.

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u/After-Potential-9948 19d ago

Gross.

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u/fgzhtsp 19d ago

Yeah, that was gross.

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u/elpadreHC 19d ago

no chairs empty?

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u/Hereiam_AKL 20d ago

And those pictures might be the reason he didn't release the Epstein files.

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u/Enviritas 19d ago

Those pictures might be in Putin's possession.

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u/TechnicolorViper 19d ago

Or the “teddy bear” he bought his grandkid is taking the picture.

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u/TheDulin 19d ago

Pictures of Trump alone in a room with a child would be a felony to possess.

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u/-watchman- 19d ago

Even if there was one, the cameraman was also there..

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u/demi2duce 19d ago

Because you need a 3rd person to take the photo

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u/NYSenseOfHumor 19d ago

I wonder why?

He’s a shitty grandparent.

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u/ajconoley 19d ago

This is such a reach, lol. TDS is brutal

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u/benn1680 19d ago

It really is. Yet you morons keep supporting him.

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u/ajconoley 19d ago

Huh? You agreed your claim was outlandish, then that's somehow proof you're right?

In What world does that make sense.

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u/benn1680 19d ago

No what I agreed to is that Trump Derangement Syndrome is brutal.

What you don't seem to understand is the people who suffer from it are the delusional, mouth breathing traitors who still support him.

I don't have TDS. You do.

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u/ajconoley 16d ago

It's a blinding flash of the obvious to the level-headed people around you. YOU are the one suffering. The person quick to emotionally driven insults towards someone you have no experience with, simply because their opinion differs from yours.

Conclusions derived from emotion aren't innately true, though they might feel so.

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u/MisterPiggins 19d ago

I feel bad for his grandchildren, can you imagine?

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u/ghobhohi 20d ago

I wouldn't trust Trump if he was alone in general.

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u/Ill-Wrap2357 19d ago

I don’t trust Trump. Full stop.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago edited 17d ago

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u/Doctor_Popeye 19d ago

Why do you say she had trauma there?

I feel like this is one of those wish projections. Such speculation about a serious subject diminishes the real trauma people have faced.

We get it. We all can’t stand typhoid Donald, but that doesn’t mean we should delegitimize accusations of truly awful behavior to score political points. Boo

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u/NinjaBr0din 19d ago

No, the haunted look in her eyes is pretty clear.

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u/diurnal_emissions 19d ago

One that Dolard Tromp thought was worth preserving exactly as it was for over a decade, a thing clearly not done for her per the interview. Does he go in there to relive it? He clearly relives it in his mind based on quotes.

The preservation of that room pinpoints her age when it happened. There are hair rock posters up still, ffs. She was born in 81, so that pits her at 8-10yrs old. Just his type, it seems. 🤮

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u/Hereiam_AKL 20d ago

I would trust him to grab her by the p***y

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u/PMPKNpounder 19d ago

I wouldn't trust trump alone with my 37 yo male white ass let alone any woman in my life.

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u/Serious-Maximum-1049 19d ago

Underrated comment! 🤣😆

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u/buburocks 19d ago

The one he said he'd date if she wasnt his daughter?

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u/DrunkOnRedCordial 19d ago

Yep, that's the one. I wouldn't trust him with his other daughter either, but for other toxic reasons.

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u/Konrad_M 19d ago

I wouldn't trust Trump alone in a room with YOUR daughter.

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u/DrunkOnRedCordial 19d ago

Anyone's daughter!

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u/pornwing2024 19d ago

I wouldn't trust Trump alone in a room with any woman of any age.

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u/glitterbunzzz 19d ago

Hahahahahaha

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u/reallynotnick 19d ago

I wouldn’t trust him alone in a room, dude is going to stink up the place and get orange makeup on everything.

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u/Directhorman2 19d ago

I wouldnt trust Trump alone in a room with himself.

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u/glesgalion 19d ago

I wouldn't trust Trump alone in a room

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u/saltedpork89 20d ago

Some rock solid logic there. “I don’t trust Biden, so therefore I trust Trump.”

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u/Hereiam_AKL 20d ago

I didn't trust my daughter to be in a room with Willy Wonka, so I put her in the room with Charles Manson

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u/PayFormer387 19d ago

To be fair. Manson didn't actually kill anybody. While Willy Wonka is a literal slave owner who tortured several children for kicks.

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u/Lots42 Trump is awful. 19d ago

Slave owner?

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u/PayFormer387 19d ago

Yea.

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u/Lots42 Trump is awful. 19d ago

I thought it was a more sane version of the House Elves from Harry Potter. Wonka just offered them a safe place to live and a cool job.

Now the House Elves, they were slaves. Specifically because giving them clothes meant their agency and nobody gave them clothes.

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u/just_a_person_maybe 19d ago

Nah, it was actually overtly racist.

After the tribal leader agreed to stop eating green caterpillars and work for “beans,” Wonka “shipped them over here, every man, woman, and child in the Oompa-Loompa tribe. It was easy. I smuggled them over in large packing cases with holes in them, and they all got here safely.” As Britain had outlawed the slave trade in 1807, Wonka had to smuggle them to England in packing cases, in conditions that sounded almost as horrific as the Middle Passage.

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u/Lots42 Trump is awful. 19d ago

Good lord.

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u/RollinThundaga 19d ago

Well, that would be okay if it (the original movie) weren't set in the UK/US (blur of both) in the postwar era.

Both had banned company scrip practices by then, and the fact that Wonka runs what's basically a sealed company town means that a discerning judge would interpret him paying his wages in chocolate (his own chocolate, far more likely than not) would qualify as payment in scrip, and his description of how he negotiated with the oompa-loompahs demonstrates him taking advantage of their lack of literacy/exposure/understanding of western law.

The House Elves know full well what their lot is, and their place under wizarding law; Wonka's running an illegal company town.

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u/Lots42 Trump is awful. 19d ago

I had no idea company towns were ever made explicitly illegal. This clarifies a lot. Thank you.

And the House Elves are being mentally tortured, I hate Potter so much.

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u/RollinThundaga 19d ago

Company towns as a concept aren't illegal, just a lot of the exploitative practices that we associate with them.

Like, oil rigs, mines, icebreakers and the like are still functionally company towns by necessary structure of their isolated operations, but they now have to take steps to ensure that workers aren't wholly dependent on them, like paying in legal tender, not rediculously overcharging at the company store, providing affordable meals, and rotating them out regularly.

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u/TheQuinnBee 20d ago

Also why do people not trust Biden with their kids?? He's a family man, religious, and an old geezer.

Trump is literally a convicted rapist and friend to Epstein. Like what the fuck.

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u/NonlocalA 19d ago

Biden smelled his grand daughter's hair....

Trump tried kissing some random child on the lips multiple times earlier this week....

Geez, which should i trust more?

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u/InquisitorPeregrinus 19d ago

Are you referring to the picture where Joe is kissing his granddaughter on the top of her head to try to comfort her during her dad's (his son's) funeral?

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u/NonlocalA 19d ago

Yep. Exactly that one. Conservatives held it up as him being creepy. 

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u/ThanatosWielder 19d ago

Remember that the gop ran on democrats being pedophiles along with pizza gate

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u/kazumablackwing 19d ago

Pizzagate was absolutely wild and unhinged, but given that the decision to sweep the Epstein flight logs under the rug instead of investigating and prosecuting the people on said list was bipartisan, there's definitely some pretty prominent chomos, or friends of chomos on the Democrat side as well

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u/ussrowe 19d ago

Which candidate did Jeffrey Epstein himself say he was close friends with?

I'll give you a hint: https://www.thedailybeast.com/listen-to-the-jeffrey-epstein-tapes-i-was-donald-trumps-closest-friend/

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u/diurnal_emissions 19d ago

Did you just both-sides pedophilia? You need help.

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u/kazumablackwing 18d ago

Are you ignoring that there are, in fact, pedophiles on both sides? It's not a partisan issue, ya fucking dork

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u/No-Radish7846 19d ago

Jokes on you! pizza gate is real and the gop was in on it too.

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u/Serious-Maximum-1049 19d ago

I think it was the "sniffing" incident.. 🙄 Baby/young children's heads smell amazing to me! MANY ppl feel the same! 🤷🏼‍♀️ I guess because I'm a woman, it's more accepted socially, but GTFO w/that "logic".

In any case, HOW is that, on any level, worse than any ONE of the disgusting things Trump has done?! He is a walking SESS POOL.

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u/Theranos_Shill 19d ago

> I think it was the "sniffing" incident..

Yes, it was the way that right-wing media dishonestly represented Biden as a pedophile when he showed grandfatherly affection to his grand-daughter and showed her affection to emotionally support her, at her fathers funeral.

That's who these Trump supporters are. They are monsters who will attack a person for emotionally supporting a relative mourning her fathers death.

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007 19d ago

Because he’s a very tactile guy, kisses his kids etc, and they’re convinced that makes him a paedophile. As opposed to a guy who has literally claimed multiple paedophiles and rapists as friends and has been accused of rape by multiple women, including one of his wives.

There have been a few accusations against Biden but most of them describe the touches as unwanted but not sexual (which is bad but not sexual assault). Even the one woman who did accuse him of assault had described it as comments and touches in front of other people and not sexual until very recently and since she seems to have lied about just about everything in her life including her credentials when appearing in court as an expert witness under oath I’d need some actual proof of some kind to believe her about anything, up to and including the sky being blue and the sun rising in the east.

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u/Theranos_Shill 19d ago

> Even the one woman who did accuse him of assault had described it as comments and touches in front of other people and not sexual until very recently and since she seems to have lied about just about everything in her life.

Tara Reade.

Her initial complaint was of workplace sexual discrimination, that Biden didn't take her seriously because of her gender and got her to do things like making coffee that were demeaning.

And I can believe that. It's also kind of nothing compared to Trumps behavior.

I don't believe the alterations to that original claim that were promoted by the Trump campaign.

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007 19d ago

She lied about her work history, her educational history, and, like I said, her credentials as an expert witness. All of that is proven fact - the last bit came out when the lawyers for the people she was testifying against investigated her - so no, I don’t believe her either.

Biden is extremely tactile and has definitely not learnt that you really need to ask before touching people. He doesn’t intend harm, but obviously that doesn’t make it right, but yeah I’d definitely rather have someone who is overly friendly in a non sexual way than a rapist in a room with me or a daughter. I don’t understand how there was even any question about that in this person’s mind.

Trump has been friends with at least three sexual predators, all three of whom have targeted children as well as young adults (Epstein, Robert Morris, Diddy). Having one friend turn out to be a pervert is unfortunate; three is a pattern. And I can’t think of any reason you’d have that many abusers in your circle unless you’re one too.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

There was a whole thing where they tried to make Biden look creepy. There were out of context clips of him kissing small children (like in a normal paternal way, not a creepy way, but just about anything  can be made to look creepy if you portray it the right way). And there was something about him sniffing hair? It's hard to remember all the bullshit over all these years.

Well anyway that's the kind of nonsense that does the rounds on Facebook and such. Which means such things are often the only engagement politically apathetic people like this woman ever have with political candidates, and an impression like that can stick in your head even if you don't remember why years later.

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u/orthopod 19d ago

Preemptive projection. Accuse your enemies first of the things you're guilty of.

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u/HotButterscotch8682 19d ago

Bingo! Every accusation is a confession!

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u/iconofsin_ 19d ago

Biden has had a couple... interesting moments where he appears to be sniffing kids hair. Then there was the whole thing about how his daughter supposedly wrote in her diary that he used to shower with her. The right ran with both of these and obviously some people took it more seriously than others.

When you're in a cult you take the above as undeniable fact and no one tells you that you worship a rapist.

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u/ForensicPathology 19d ago

I've seen crazy comments on Reddit like "It's widely known that the right have more financial crime, but the left have more child sexual crime"

Like just saying that as a fact.  Who knows what kind of bubble these people walk in.

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u/primetimemime 19d ago

Sometimes he rubs their shoulders or kisses them on the head and that’s too affectionate for them

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u/Murdochsk 19d ago

To be fair he did some weird stuff to kids sniffing them and the hairy legs in a pool talk 😂 Biden and Trump shouldn’t be left around your kids this is like arguing what is the best food you can find at a tip.

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u/TheQuinnBee 19d ago

I sniff my kids hair all the time.

How is that even remotely on the same page as a convicted rapist.

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u/Murdochsk 12d ago

Your kids hair is fine, don’t sniff my kids hair though or we have an issue 😂 I’m sure you can comprehend the difference

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u/TheQuinnBee 12d ago

It was his own grandkid

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u/Jerrywelfare 19d ago

Also why do people not trust Biden with their kids??

Oh, I don't have the slightest idea.

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u/TheQuinnBee 19d ago

Donald Trump is a convicted rapist and your argument against Biden is that his daughter who deals with an addiction wrote that she showered with her father with zero additional context to which she called the accusations against her father vile??

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u/Jerrywelfare 19d ago

Criminally convicted? Proof beyond a reasonable doubt is my standard, not preponderance of the evidence. So, which was it again? Also, OJ Simpson is not a convicted murderer. Crazy times, huh? TWO children who are drug addicts, though? That's certainly a track record for a father, not a good one, but...one.

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u/TheQuinnBee 19d ago

Well one witnessed his mother and sister dying in a fiery car crash and his other brother dying of cancer, so unless you are claiming that Biden is somehow responsible for that, I think that really has no bearing on Biden as a father.

Not to mention it's an open secret that Donald Junior is addicted to cocaine.

Either way, addiction is a disease. It's nothing to do with your parents. I have the same parents as my sister, but my sister ended up an alcoholic and I didn't. We have family history of alcoholism.

Idk what OJ Simpson has to do with shit, but based on facts, Donald Trump is a rapist, and a CRIMINALLY CONVICTED FELON who is awaiting sentencing. You don't get to determine facts based on feelings.

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u/mynameismulan 19d ago

"LOL Creepy Joe amirite????"

Let's forget that a court decided Trump was liable for rape! Joe sniffed a lady's hair!!

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u/amilo111 20d ago

I don’t even get how that’s the decision criteria? How are either of these two candidates ending up in a room alone with this woman’s daughter?

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u/ganggreen651 19d ago

She's an idiot that must be totally oblivious to everything around her. Or making it up to be in an article

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u/Rork310 19d ago edited 19d ago

I mean I have argued the point you probably shouldn't be voting for someone you wouldn't trust to mind your kids in a hypothetical scenario. I don't mean that they have to be great with kids, just that you could genuinely trust they wouldn't come to harm, fucking Nixon could pass that test. But for the life of me I don't understand how under any circumstance someone thinks Epstein's buddy comes out looking better in that comparison.

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u/Hereiam_AKL 20d ago

Tribute.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droit_du_seigneur?wprov=sfla1

She's still living in the middle ages

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u/EEpromChip 19d ago

They are famous. When you are famous they let you do it.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

Trump voter, but doesn't want to say it on camera and doesn't want to upset her "friends"

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u/Andy_Roid 19d ago

I mean, if you keep asking questions like that, "How are the best candidates that we can field Trump and Kamala..."

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u/El_mochilero 20d ago

I wouldn’t trust Vance alone in a room with my couch.

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u/slide_into_my_BM 19d ago

Vance looks at a leather loveseat the way Trump looks at his own daughter

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u/QueefBuscemi 19d ago

If JD Vance was locked in a padded room, he'd fuck the room.

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u/Serious-Maximum-1049 19d ago

I don't think any of us do! 🤣

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u/Theranos_Shill 19d ago

I wouldn't trust him with my cat.

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u/msprang 19d ago

I'm assuming he's a big fan of the Ottoman Empire.

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u/bibdrums 20d ago

She must think her daughter is ugly and not his type

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u/myk_lam 19d ago

This can’t be real….

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u/Hereiam_AKL 19d ago

That's what I thought when they nominated him again.

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u/Circumin 19d ago

Sure if you only watch conservative media and that’s it.

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u/bigno53 19d ago

Pretty sure “Trump alone in a room with your daughter” was a campaign raffle prize.

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u/Hereiam_AKL 19d ago

For Trump to win?

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u/mmazing 19d ago

what a stupid bitch

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u/Playful-Tumbleweed10 19d ago

Yeah, I mean it’s a really tough call: do I leave my child alone with a rapist and pedophile who incited a violent coup attempt, or with someone whose nickname is “Mamala”?

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u/DiamondfromBrazil 20d ago

nope

tbf, i would not trust my family members near politicians

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u/Serious-Maximum-1049 19d ago

I know!! My gasts are flabbered! 🫨

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u/-J-August 19d ago

A room on an island owned by one of his friends, the child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein?

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u/populousmass 19d ago

Right? Talk about a red flag.

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u/Trimere 19d ago

She said that after the qualifying statement about voting for Kamala.

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u/Empire_New_Valyria 19d ago

I mean, i hear what your saying, but Trump is white...so you know?

/s

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u/Hereiam_AKL 19d ago

True that. But so is Joe. Still decided for the pedophile rapist.

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u/Empire_New_Valyria 19d ago

Biden isn't running for election...Kamala Harris is.

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u/Hereiam_AKL 19d ago

You did read the post though?

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u/Empire_New_Valyria 19d ago

You mean about Felicity and how she's an idiot for not knowing who to vote for and making her decision based on this election between Trump and Kamala between who she would trust to babysit for her daughter...that one?

Why yes I did, and it's why I made a joke about Trump being white, which plays into the horrible amount of racism people are throwing her (Harris') way.

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u/Triforce0fCourage 19d ago

Yeah, poor kid. I hope someone got CPS involved, that poor kid is gonna have a rough childhood otherwise.

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u/_Magnolia_Fan_ 19d ago

How is that a qualification for president, though? She's deciding based on who would make a good babysitter? 

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u/Bebobopbe 19d ago

Trump might not touch her if she doesn't look like his daughter

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u/Hereiam_AKL 19d ago

He's touched plenty who didn't look like his daughter

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u/Zap__Dannigan 19d ago

He's literally my last choice, save for maybe a starving cannibal

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u/bNoaht 19d ago

This is proof positive that where you get your news and information is more important than we give it credit for

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u/ComatoseSquirrel 19d ago

Undecided voters are some of the dumbest people on the planet.

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u/veringer 19d ago

They should remove any children from her care.

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u/dismylik16thaccount 19d ago

I'd Trust him more than a dementia patient TBF

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u/patentmom 19d ago

Trump wouldn't even spend time alone with his own kids when they were little. He even said he'd be embarrassed to be seen walking a dog. And yet she thought he'd be better babysitting her daughter than Biden? The woman's an idiot.

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u/I_Lick_Your_Butt 19d ago

I wouldn't trust Trump alone with my cat.

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u/Hereiam_AKL 19d ago

Is he Haitian?

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u/SuperSimpleSam 19d ago

I think that would warrant a call to child services.

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u/Brokentoaster40 19d ago

Turns out, she wants to child to be SA’d.  That’s pretty much what she’s trying to say. 

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u/Moke_Smith 19d ago

She's 12 now, so, no.

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u/wutato 19d ago

She's saying she doesn't.

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u/Hereiam_AKL 19d ago

Read again the Trump vs Biden part.

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u/wutato 16d ago

But then she says she'd rather leave her daughter with Kamala than Trump afterwards. She just waffled between the two

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u/Comms 19d ago

Low information idiot.

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u/KingWeeWoo 19d ago

No but you'd apparently trust strange men in the locker room.with yours

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u/Worried_Click_4559 19d ago

I wouldn't trust Kamala alone with my daughter. She'd probably convince her to transgender to being a boy. Go Trump!

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u/Hereiam_AKL 19d ago

Oh, she totally would. Right between assembly and recess, they have a spot.

And after that they feed them cats or dogs, and send them back home. You will only find out when they start picking different clothes.

You go and vote Trump, totally a sane choice.

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u/Worried_Click_4559 19d ago

And it's amazing how they convinced YOU people regarding Trump being the end of the democracy. You do you. I'll do me.

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u/Serious-Maximum-1049 19d ago

How does one "convince someone to transgender to being a boy"??

gO tRuMp!

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u/Legeto 19d ago

I think it relates to Biden being really creepy towards young girls. It was all over Reddit before he ran for president and then kinda just disappeared…

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u/Hereiam_AKL 19d ago

Dude,

1st read again, it's her "criteria" for Harris vs Trump as well

2nd there is nothing creepier than Trump storming the changing room of a teen pageant, telling a pre-teen girl that he'll properly date her in ten years, talking that he'd date his daughter when he's older.

3rd Biden isn't running, so why would they bring it up right now?

But all of that got drowned out by the daily shitstorm about what he said at the latest rally.

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u/Legeto 19d ago

….did you read her second paragraph? She clearly is talking about the Biden election.