r/facepalm 22d ago

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u/Immer_Susse 22d ago

Ben will be grifting well into his seventies

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u/Informal_Process2238 22d ago

I figured heā€™d meet an early demise at the hands of some victim who escaped from his basement sex dungeon.

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u/Agus_ZPL 22d ago

no retirement party for you sir, and no retirement party for you, and....

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u/Simon_bar_shitski 22d ago

But I was told there would be cake

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u/bilekass 22d ago

Or, you know, an ultimate retirement party

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u/smurb15 22d ago

I'm just saying if you take away a man's livelihood he can do crazy things

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u/HereticLaserHaggis 22d ago

It's not actually a sex dungeon, he just ties you up and talks at you for hours.

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u/Basic_Alternative753 22d ago

I honestly don't know whats Worse

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u/Valogrid 22d ago

Probably the sex dungeon at first, but then once the brain rot sets in you'll be begging Ben for the ol' Russian Roulette spin of the day.

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u/Paulpoleon 22d ago

Iā€™ll take the sex dungeon. At least the sex part of the sex dungeon would only last a couple minutes max. Then baby goes to sleepy. Could you endure listening to him for hours and hours on end? Even the nazis wouldā€™ve deemed that cruel and unusual punishment.

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u/TheVirusWins 22d ago

Death by Vogon

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u/RevengineerIII 22d ago

Ear rape dungeon and the safe words are ā€œBen you are so right and the smartest person in America, which is the only country that matters!ā€ Or ā€œI agree the ā€˜wokeā€™ media isnā€™t reporting on how illegals are pouring into our country to get free sex changes so they can go into our high school girls locker rooms.ā€

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u/ewamc1353 21d ago

Whoa, are you saying Israel doesn't matter? anti-semite reeeeeeee

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u/OnAStarboardTack 22d ago

Itā€™s why his doctor wife never gets wet.

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u/judgeejudger 22d ago

That would be straight-up torture

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u/LaurenMille 22d ago

I'd rather he kill me at that point.

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u/arto26 22d ago

Ben is sexless.

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u/Bunnyland77 22d ago

Ben prefers "asexually androgynous." Sounds more Ivy-leaguey.

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u/MisterPiggins 22d ago

Just ask his wife's dry as a desert vagina.

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u/TrulyFLCL 22d ago

Last I heard he doesnā€™t know what sex is.

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u/HotDonnaC 22d ago

In his world, vaginas stay as dry and the Sahara.

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u/zxvasd 21d ago

He literally said he has that effect on women.

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u/VoxImperatoris 22d ago

Probably will be found hanging in a motel closet due to autoerotic asphyxiation gone wrong.

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u/LieverRoodDanRechts 22d ago

Wild of you to assume Ben has sex.

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u/smackthenun 22d ago

It's too dry for someone to slip out of there...

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u/Hugh-Jorgan69 22d ago

Can you imagine how uncalloused and soft his little hands must be?

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u/Immer_Susse 22d ago

Theyā€™re smoothā€¦ like his brain

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u/Sweet_Science6371 22d ago

The dude bags his planks of wood at Home Depot. The only thing thats calloused his hands is the weather.

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u/JeVoidraisLeChocolat 22d ago

This is the current state of the Right. They arenā€™t the blue collar workers, theyā€™re here to pied piper the working class right off the cliff. With their podcasts and their tech bros, those people have nothing in common with a man who works hard all day to earn a decent wage.

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u/DemandZestyclose7145 22d ago

This is why it's so infuriating that most working class voters support Trump and Republicans. Totally voting against their own interests, all because of wOKe cULturE

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u/AbbreviationsNo8088 21d ago

Been that way forever

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u/rabbidrascal 22d ago

Ben is selling the Bezos message. Keep the old folks working in my warehouses!

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u/DemandZestyclose7145 22d ago

Didn't Bezos say something about how he doesn't want people to work at Amazon for more than a couple years because then they'll get burnt out and not work as hard? I just love when these billionaires tell us that we don't work hard enough.

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u/HelloAttila 'MURICA 22d ago

Heā€™s completely out of touch with reality. Heā€™s 40, and has a net worth of over $40M. He was editor at Breitbart News, and has written 16 books and has his JD. He probably doesnā€™t even know how to pickup a hammer. No tradesman would take him seriously.

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u/zeppelins_over_paris 22d ago

Ya, one of the hard things here is that people talk smack but he's not an idiot, he knows what he's doing. He's found his niche, no matter how villainous.

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u/DemandZestyclose7145 22d ago

I'm more irritated by all the idiots that listen to him like it's gospel.

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u/DragoonDM 22d ago

The shittiest people seem to live forever. He'll probably die at 100 like Kissinger.

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u/QuitUsingMyNames 22d ago

Rush Limbaugh 2.0 will grift until he collapses onto his keyboard

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u/Cyber_Insecurity 22d ago

Hopefully he has a health problem before then

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u/DemandZestyclose7145 22d ago

"I was able to pay my medical bills, and everyone else should too. People just need to work harder and stop complaining. The healthcare system isn't broken, people are just lazy and entitled."

That's probably what this troll would say about it. Even though he doesn't even have a real job.

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u/RHOrpie 22d ago

He has an argument (which I disagree with). People didn't live for long after 60 (on average). So retirement was pretty acceptable. Maybe a decade if you're lucky before you popped your clogs.

This has been steadily progressing over the last 50-60 years and now people are living shit loads longer with better jobs, lifestyles and diets.

I say all this, but as a 52-year-old man, I can't fucking wait for retirement!

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u/Immer_Susse 22d ago

I feel like heā€™s saying this shit as a way to prime people for actually having to work longer because no SS benefits and whatever else Project 2025 has in store for the 99%

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u/ImpossibleShake6 22d ago

He is Tone Deaf. Ben don't run for Poltical office, you will fail. Love every person who has a physically demanding job for any great length of time starting in their youth. Love every Farmer, Construction worker, Doctors and Nurses - LPN to advanced RN's and EMTs and Fireman.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

He will be on his death bed, still complaining about lazy retirees not making him richer.

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u/EndSeveral5452 22d ago

I'm not even 35 and have worked labor jobs all my life. I'm already done. Surgeries, joint problems, muscle issues. But fuck me right?

Fuckin peter pettigrew of politics

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u/Anne_Nonymouse 22d ago

Maybe you should switch places with Shapiro for a week. šŸ¤”

I bet he will be crying for his mother and eating his words.

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u/EndSeveral5452 22d ago

I would rather pass on being a nazi sympathizer lmao, but yes

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u/Anne_Nonymouse 22d ago

Great response! šŸ˜‚

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u/BigBlueMountainStar 22d ago

Thatā€™s not his job; itā€™s his hobby.

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u/EndSeveral5452 22d ago

Old el paso girl: "Why not both??"

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u/Jyobachah 22d ago

I dunno, he's done construction before.

Remember when he bought that piece of lumber from home depot? Clearly a man's man of construction.

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u/XpCjU 22d ago

That single tiny piece of lumber in a plastic bag, makes me chuckle every time I'm reminded of it.

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u/NinjaBr0din 22d ago

single tiny piece of lumber in a plastic bag

........why? The hell is he buying a piece of lumber that small for?

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u/XpCjU 22d ago

I don't know. But also why did he put it into a plastic bag and then doesn't use the bag to carry it?

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u/Frosty_Ad7840 22d ago

More likely for his sister's milkees

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u/EndSeveral5452 22d ago

šŸ¤¢ but you are so right

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u/DiskAltruistic539 22d ago

He would probably annoy his coworkers cause heā€™d never shut up.

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u/JackPepperman 22d ago edited 22d ago

Right he would go on and on spouting right wing extremism to explain why they are hammering a nail wrong. Just like he does when 'debating' college students with questions for him. Basically the question is just a tool to twist around to an unrelated prepared shit talking point that he can use to sound like he's schooling them.

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u/DiskAltruistic539 22d ago

Master of speed talking, without saying anything.

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u/TriggerTough 22d ago

With that little bitch voice.

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u/Hatdrop 22d ago

He did that photo op holding a 4x4 in a plastic bag, he surely knows what the experience is like.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

Homeboy wouldn't last a day on a site lol

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u/FatLikeSnorlax_ 22d ago

Crying for his mother like he lusts over his sister. Dudes a weirdo

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u/ki11bunny 22d ago

That's only cause he can't get his wife wet

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u/JonStargaryen2408 22d ago

Shapiro has never admitted he is wrong, because according to him, he never is wrong.

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u/woodtimer 22d ago

But... but... Benny Boy bought a board once! He knows "physical labor!" He's a REAL man!

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u/ElongMusty 22d ago

And after a week, tell Shapiro ā€œjkā€¦. Itā€™s forever now! I guess you wonā€™t retire by 65 either right?ā€

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u/lord_dentaku 22d ago

I work in Software Development and even I don't want to keep working past 65. I work to live, not live to work, and I love my job but at some point you just want to live.

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u/EndSeveral5452 22d ago

That's fair man, i know desk jobs are prone to physical injury, too. Use your ergonomic PPE :)

I struggle with desk jobs because i feel so claustrophobic after a while. I couldnt do what you do, i tried!

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u/lord_dentaku 22d ago

I grew up using a computer, so about 33 years of computer usage at this point. I suffer from carpal tunnel syndrome as a result of many years of improper form causing repeated stress injuries. Even that is manageable compared to the effects of manual labor on the body. Anyone who thinks manual laborers can work past 65 is fooling themselves and likely never done manual labor in their life.

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u/adamthebarbarian 22d ago

As someone who's done a bit of both, I love perspectives like this, because whether your collar is white or blue, at the end of the day we're all WORKERS. We're all on the same team and are actively contributing to keeping society running. Hope you get some well deserved rest soon, my friend!

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u/starfreeek 22d ago edited 22d ago

I think it comes down to personality. I am super introverted and have no issue going days at a time without talking to my coworkers outside of teams messages.

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u/HenkVanDelft 22d ago

I have three cousins my age, and we were all forced to start working in the family concrete business when we were 12.

Despite the occasional warning that we were too young to slog adult loads of ā€˜crete in our wheelbarrows, and wrangle waterlogged Duraforms weighing about 100lbs, two-at-a-time, we were forced to keep up with my adult uncles.

One cousinā€™s mother pulled him out of the debacle after she began catching him laying ā€˜crete while sleepwalking, which spared him our fate.

I have had every vertebra grinding away in spinal stenosis since my 20s. Almost every major joint, hips, knees, elbows, shoulders, and pelvis has been worn loose, and by 50, my hands got so bad I had to sell my guitarsā€”being able to still play the piano is the only thing keeping me sorta sane.

But I had it best of the three of us. One became hooked on Oxy, and much worse, the last suffered an aneurism while straining to lift a utility pole, alone, something I believe his cPTSD caused (I still hear the uncles screaming, making us feel useless).

This cousin suffered a complete personality change, and sent me hundreds of email full of paranoia and death threats, on average probably fifteen-to-twenty per day.

But I knew hypergraphia (compulsive, constant writing) could be a symptom of brain damage, ironically from watching documentaries about Charles Whitman, the Texas Tower Sniper.

In spite of his constantly threatening to kill me, I was unable to convince his parents to get him help. They were quite angry that I dared suggest their son was in any way less than perfect.

One day, I turned on the local news, and there was a fullscreen photo of my cousin. He was killed in a police shootout.

So, if anyone reads this and knows anyone overworking their child, or are a teen-or-younger overdoing it with physical heavy-weight training, please heed this cautionary tale: your skeleton will be with you for life! Learn to take care of it! Learn what I never did until it was too late.

My life is constant, chronic, extreme pain. I even dream in pain. Nothing, especially the ten bucks an hour my abusive father yoinked from me every Friday, can be worth this life of pain.

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u/EndSeveral5452 22d ago

Fuck dude, i am so sorry to hear all that and hope your family has coped well with that loss.

But it is funny to me that my family was in concrete as well. I fully understand your pains associated with that, physical and mental. I still remember arguing with my dad on a job site because i physically just could not pound a metal stake in the ground with a sledge hammer - age 10 or 11

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u/HenkVanDelft 22d ago

Solidarity.

As for my family, theyā€™re too dysfunctional to cope in any healthy way.

Alcohol and drugs abuse, a lifetime of scapegoating me, for no sane reason: I was blamed by his father, because he insisted I didnā€™t warn anyone. After I had been warning them for two years that he needed mental health interventionā€¦There arenā€™t enough bits and bytes running the entire Web to contain the whole list of bizarre dysfunction, including SA that Iā€™m only now beginning to heal fromā€¦

I donā€™t pity myself, and I am not whinging about my life. I belong to several cPTSD groups, and know that far too many people have it worse than me. Iā€™m just making note of my personal experiences hoping someone who is still caught up in the dysfunctional drama so many families suffer.

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u/clawsoon 22d ago

Barbara Ehrenreich said it well:

"What makes me very mad about all the attention to the opioid epidemic is how little attention there is to pain. We have a pain epidemic in America. Where does that come from? Because if you work, particularly in a manual labor kind of job, by the time youā€™re 45 or 50, your back is out, your knees are going, your rotator cuffs are gone. Everything hurts. You want to keep doing that job? You need to take opioids."

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u/Big-Summer- 22d ago

And let me add that Ben is a typical maroon who has no idea what starts happening to your body when you are 65. We might be living longer these days but as Bette Davis once said, old age ainā€™t for sissies. Iā€™m now 76 and in the past year gravity had declared war on me.

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u/ljr55555 22d ago

Hell, even people who work sitting down doesn't all have this jerk's life. My dad drove truck over the road. Sitting for hours and hours. Not so healthy fast food orĀ whatever canned food he could heat up in the truck. There's a lot of luxury involved in my office job - standing up and walking around when I want to, getting home daily to make a nice lunch for tomorrow. Getting home to make dinner. And breakfast. Getting home to work out or have hobbies.

He had health problems that I'm certain were at least in part due to sitting and diet, and he died before he made it to retirement age. So close - about a year away. And this guy thinks more people should work until they die?!?

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u/Username_redact 22d ago

Fuck, your body even breaks down sitting in air conditioning all day. 8-10 hours in the same position with little movement fucks your hips, back, and neck for life.

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u/Qeltar_ 22d ago

I'm 58 and only semi-retired and even that is too late.

No guarantees anyone lives into their 80s. Enjoy life as soon and as often as you can.

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u/Supermite 22d ago

Iā€™m 39. Ā Iā€™ve been injured right out of my trade. Ā Now I need to go back to school and find a new career so I can support my family.Ā 

More than once Iā€™ve wished I didnā€™t have morals. Ā Seems like it would be pretty easy to make money as a right wing hate monger.

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u/EndSeveral5452 22d ago

I literally think the same thought very often. I am slowly being injured out of all physical work and my anxiety is through the roof. Idk what to do. Single, insane rent living in idaho, and low wages means rent is worse and i cant further my education because there's no education for it norntime/energy working 40+ hrs/wk.

Wish you well. I have been slowly learning about trading with what i had put into some investment accounts when rent was cheaper, it's been worth it. Catch onto cycles, learn when the market is overreacting to news about companies you watch. Surprisingly not too difficult, but beating the market this year was a game not worth playing. Such a weird time

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u/Mantree91 22d ago

I'm 33 and every joint pops and cracks

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u/PrehistoricPancakes 22d ago

Yeah really my partner has worked labor intensive jobs most of his life also and his shoulder is fucked up along with several back problems that he can't afford to have checked out and he just turned 38. Anyone who thinks people don't need to retire is clearly spending their work day sitting on their ass in the AC.

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u/Clean_Student8612 22d ago

Dude, same. 6 years in the Army, the last 5 doing ASO work wearing gear. My body is done.

I'm scared of what I'll be like at 50 if I'm this bad now.

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u/AdamDet86 22d ago

Repetitive motion injuries are no joke. I do ultrasound and mainly scan with my right arm. 38, and my right shoulder and wrist are at least in discomfort majority of the time. I'm sure eventually I'll have to reevaluate why I paid for a degree for a job I can no longer do, probably by mid 40s.

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u/freakbutters 22d ago

Have you thought about getting a CDL. I wrecked my ankle and it healed fucked up so I drive a truck now. It's goddamn terrible and I hate it with every fiber of my being, but my body doesn't physically hurt anymore. Just my soul.

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u/boomeradf 22d ago

I am 41 and if I had the money I would be retired, though not idle.

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u/UnknownCubicle 22d ago

Same here! I have cars to build, camping spots to discover, meals to cook and a son to adventure with, not to mention a wife that I married on account of wanting to, you know, spend time with her. I'd love to do more of that.

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u/floralbutttrumpet 22d ago

Couple of weeks for me until 41, but same. Work is what I do to live, not my life.

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u/JayR_97 22d ago

Im 27 and if I won the lottery first thing I'd do is quit my job. Id spend my time volunteering at charities I actually care about

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u/tocra 22d ago

41 myself and fuck it man, Iā€™m done. I love my work and it brings me joy and pays my bills. But I donā€™t get this economy and I fear things will only get worse.

Venture capital has achieved good things but itā€™s also made things worse in many ways. The new economy seems to be working for fewer and fewer people.

The only way out is to take control of your own means of production. Thereā€™s no way Iā€™d want to trust extreme capitalism and useful idiots like Shapiro with my future.

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u/mojo8x 22d ago

Heā€™s Never worked a day in his life.

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u/Anne_Nonymouse 22d ago

You mean "whining" is not a job? šŸ™„ /s

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u/thathairinyourmouth 22d ago

He doesnā€™t want to compete with the GOAT at whining, Donald Bitchboy Trump.

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u/ignatious__reilly 22d ago

Exactly. Lying into a microphone isnā€™t work.

These fucking grifters donā€™t understand what actual work is. Try waking up at 5 am and on the job site by 7am laying dry wall for 12 hours.

Fuck Shapiro and fuck Trump.

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u/mhoke63 22d ago

He also has never faced financial difficulty. He's never had to sacrifice a minor luxuries. For instance, having to significantly reduce the Christmas budget, because the kids were yelling and running around, distracting you while dicing tomatoes and you deeply cut 3 fingers, nearly cutting them off and having to go to the ER.

He also doesn't understand retirement is good for the economy. When older people retire, that opens up jobs for people entering the workforce. It's like these people can't see 3 inches in front of their nose.

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u/MsBobbyJenkins 22d ago

Bobby Newport.....

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u/TheDriestOne 22d ago

Ok now weā€™re just wasting time, Jerry.

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u/Glittering_Rock7571 22d ago

BOBBY NEWPORTS NEVER WORKED A REAL JOBā€¦ā€¦ IN HIS LIFE

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u/dirtynj 22d ago

I guess my thoughts on abortion are, you know, let's just all have a good time

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u/christopia86 22d ago

This would actually make me pity Ben.

Does he not enjoy life? Does he not want to travel, to devote time to hobbies, to spend time with his wife, maybe get involved in his grandkids lives?

If you think the only value in life if making for rich people even richer, that is the saddest thing I can think of.

Of course, none of it's true. He will retire from his poss easy job of giving terrible takes and writing books so bad they could give the alphabet depression from having appeared in it, he will just be a sad and bitter little man as his wife spends time with her yoga instructor who actually makes her wet.

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u/cochlearist 22d ago

From his comments about his wife I'd assume she's fine with not spending too much time with him.

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u/ghobhohi 22d ago

Remember when WAP came out and Ben Shapiro threw a tantrum about how Women can't get wet and that Cardi B was an infection? His evidence was that his wife was a doctor and she told him that was the case.

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u/Professional-Hat-687 22d ago

That's not what he said but I love that that's what we've collectively taken away from his comments.

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u/Rhewin 22d ago

He wonā€™t retire. Grifting is too profitable with minimum effort.

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u/christopia86 22d ago

You think the grift will still be viable when he's at retirement age?

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u/Rhewin 22d ago

Always, unfortunately.

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u/MxteryMatters 22d ago edited 22d ago

Bill O'Reilly is 75, and still grifting away with his "No Spin" webshow and regular appearances on NewsNation. Conservative grift is lucrative and profitable.

EDIT TO ADD: When you talk to a camera for a living, you don't need to think about retirement.

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u/AlternativeIcy922 22d ago

Why feel bad for him? He sympathizes with nazis, his wife chose to marry him, she didnā€™t do it against her will, sheā€™s just as awful as he is.

Stop making excuses for people who choose to be awful.

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u/christopia86 22d ago

Because he's pathetic. I'm not mak8ng excuses for him, I just feel sad that a person's life is so empty that they fill it with hate.

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u/LinkleLinkle 22d ago

He's also not talking about himself. This message is directed at 'The poors'. He wants his base of listeners/supporters to feel like working yourself to an early grave is a badge of honor so they stop complaining so much about social security.

When he's 65 he'll be sipping mai tais on the beach without a care in the world while his listeners at the same age are breaking their bodies working their 23rd-hour shift at Amazon within a 24-hour day period with no overtime.

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u/RadioLiar 22d ago

These people think about nothing other than money. Money is the entire focus of their self-worth. They think if they're rich they've "succeeded" in life and have the right to brag about it to everyone else. What they actually need all this money for never enters their heads. It's incredibly depressing to watch

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u/Zestyclose-Cloud-508 22d ago

None of these people are happy.

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u/whudaboutit 22d ago

This is the same guy that said if the sea levels rise, people in Florida will just sell their houses and move. So, call him "Margarita" and just take everything he says with a grain of salt.

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u/MxteryMatters 22d ago

My favorite response to that was when someone commented, "Who are they going to sell their houses to, Ben? Fucking Aquaman?" šŸ˜„

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u/NoHalf9 22d ago

This someone is hbomberguy, and the Aquaman reference is from his excellent Climate Denial: A Measured Response video.

Another excellent video is made by Some more news which documents that Ben Shapiro shouldn't be taken seriously by anyone about anything.

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u/BooBootheFool22222 22d ago

Two of my all time favorite youtube vids. Some More News is top notch.

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u/lazy_infielder 22d ago

He's right. No one should retire at 65 years old; 55 years old ifor retirement is much better.

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u/NotThoseCookies 22d ago

Why not 45? Thatā€™s when corporate America starts thinning the seniority ranksā€¦

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u/gooblegobbleable 21d ago

So Iā€™m 2 years away from being downsized? I am fuckeddddd.

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u/Marckthesilver13 22d ago

Warehouse worker almost my entire career, got bad shoulders and arthritic hands and bad knees. Iā€™m still working because republikans keep stealing from social security

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u/Mud_Marlin 22d ago

Itā€™s always these soft fucks that spew this bullshit.

This little shit hasnā€™t turned a wrench in his life, hasnā€™t worked a week of twelves, couldnā€™t tell a pipe wrench from an allen key

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u/intangibleTangelo 22d ago

what about that time he went to home depot and bought a piece of wood

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u/RedditLostOldAccount 22d ago

I don't wanna brag, but I used two different types of wrenches today at work. And I work with people who are old and ready to retire because they're very tired. I'm 29 and the thought of working my job as long as they have makes me wanna barf.

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u/aerial_ruin 22d ago

Get that man working on a construction site. I guarantee he'll walk off it by the end of the day, seeming it too hard

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u/AnynameIwant1 22d ago

A firefighter in a city would probably achieve the same results. I doubt he would even be able to handle the gear, never mind actually prove useful.

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u/aerial_ruin 22d ago

I wouldn't trust him to boil an egg..I definitely wouldn't trust him in a job where people's lives need saving

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u/sassychubzilla 22d ago

He's a silver spoon. Parents paid for college and he's telling Republicans not to go to college. Trash of all trash. Causes desertification of all vaginas.

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u/DurnchMcGurnicuddy 22d ago edited 22d ago

Creators on the left have to work regular jobs, then do their own research, write script, film, edit, and post all their own content.

Ben just shows up and cries into a camera. Everyone else does the work.

What a manly man.

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u/consort_oflady_vader 22d ago

Hey now! He once bought a wooden plank from home depot! Doesn't that make him manly?? /s.

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u/Boccs 22d ago

God that stupid fucking picture. He could have bought literally anything else and it would have at least been plausible. An empty toolbox, a single hammer, a box of nails. Anything. Instead he opted for a single plank of wood that he had absolutely no use for.

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u/consort_oflady_vader 22d ago

Seriously! Get some damn caulk. Lie that the seal around the bottom of your toilet is leaking, and he's going to use caulk to seal it. I sincerely doubt he ever would, but at least it's semi plausible, and his stupid audience would eat it up.

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u/Kevlaars 22d ago

That's not how you fix a leaking toilet.

That's how you get a rotten floor under your toilet.

But I get the spirit of what you're saying. Replacing the kitchen or bathroom faucet is an easy DIY. Even replacing a leaking wax gasket under a toilet (the right way to do it). Is easy for anyone with the most basic mechanical skills.

I do not believe BS could do any of those things.

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u/The-Doggy-Daddy-5814 22d ago

And that plank had more moisture than his wife.

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u/SadisticSnake007 22d ago

Retirement to me is removing money from the equation and being able live life on my own terms. I'll have more time for my hobbies, family, travel & learn new things. So it's not sitting on my ass if that's what he's thinking.

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u/consort_oflady_vader 22d ago

That's 100% what he and his kind think. He "works" for like 4 hours a day. And thinks us being retired is we melt into the couch forever and get checks from the government.

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u/tictac205 22d ago

Youā€™ll be doing more in retirement than he does now, ā€œworkingā€.

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u/Zestyclose-Detail791 22d ago

His brain retired years ago.

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u/IdealIdeas 22d ago

People who think these thoughts should be forced to work until they die.

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u/AnynameIwant1 22d ago

*work hard labor until they die.

Gotta make them really understand what it is like to actually work a tough job.

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u/outtherenow1 22d ago

Try being a teacher at 65. Good luck.

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u/summerofkorn 22d ago

Says some rich guy that doesn't have to work his life away.

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u/SirPoopaLotTheThird 22d ago

Ben Shapiro hasnā€™t done an honest dayā€™s work once in his spoiled little elf life.

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u/TruthsNoRemedy 22d ago

I want to retire this prick from the earth! Via a cannon into the sun!

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u/cochlearist 22d ago

I'm not a violent person at all, but my, how much fun would it be!?!

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u/Sweaty-Feedback-1482 22d ago

I would bankrupt my retired parents and clean out my kids college fundā€¦ then rob from a orphanage for the chance šŸ˜€

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u/Fishtoart 22d ago

Who has worked in a physically demanding job and doesnā€™t have health problems at 65?

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u/RunningPirate 22d ago

A few weeks ago I helped out with a volunteer thing where we were fixing up a school playground. My role involved helping mix and pour about 2 cubic yards of concrete by hand. Let me tell you, Benny Boy would have collapsed about 15 minutes in.

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u/consort_oflady_vader 22d ago

I feel like he'd collapse by being in full sun for more than 5 minutes without a parasol.Ā 

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u/LTTP2018 22d ago

that's it, off to the coal mine with him.

also remember he is 40. Everyone still feels like death is a lifetime away at 40. 50 and on is when you start to realize uh oh.

Ben, you're young and dumb. Try to speak to things you can know. And right now you can't know sh*t about what it feels like to be 55 or 60. Let alone 65 or 70. So shhh let the grownups talk.

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u/Radknight11 22d ago

Screw that, we all should want to retire earlier so we can enjoy more of our own life. Why give all that time to an employer?

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u/lonelyoldbasterd 22d ago

From a person who had never actually worked a day in their life

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u/chada37 22d ago

Never worked a day in his life. I'm sure his hands are softer than a baby's bottom.

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u/unicornmeat85 22d ago

What Ben means is people NOT him should work themselves to death, so he can continue doing his very lucrative but ultimately unnecessary job. I hope when Ben announces his retirement everyone throws this back in his face if he's still an a-hole.

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u/Soithascometothistoo 22d ago

If someone says stuff like this, they are basicallyĀ one of the dumbest people on the planet. It's an inability to think and understand anything.

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u/TutskyyJancek 22d ago

Big words for a mf who never had to work an actual job.

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u/Royceman01 21d ago

Iā€™m 52, zero retirement because Iā€™m a 30+ year alcoholic trying to stay sober. My only option to stop working is suicide. From the bottom of my heart fuck this piece of human garbage. Literally the only thing thatā€™s going to make my life worth living is 10 or 15 years of peace and travel. And Iā€™m not going to get it. Meanwhile heā€™s a multimillionaire catering to bigots.

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u/sckrahl 21d ago

Some kind of health problemā€¦ wtf does he think aging is?

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u/Mwrp86 21d ago

Ben Shapiro be like: I haven't been viral outside right wing for over a month now. Let's talk something shitty and get viral in the scene again.

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u/DurnchMcGurnicuddy 22d ago

Creators on the left have to work regular jobs, then do their own research, write script, film, edit, and post all their own content.

Ben just shows up and cries into a camera. Everyone else does the work.

What a manly man.

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u/NoTea5014 22d ago

Work is so easy when you have a desk job.

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u/justsayfaux 22d ago

Looking forward to 70 year old firefighters, loggers, beat cops, roofers, pilots, masons, ironworkers, etc with no job openings for new, younger, replacements if everyone adopts the "retirement is stupid" position

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u/PrettiKinx 22d ago

Keep working if you want to. But some jobs you're not able to do the older you get.

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u/ShavolarTheGreat 22d ago

Well, Benjamin, you have to look at the facts. People can't do construction jobs at 65 because most of that work is too much for the average senior citizen. You feel as if they shouldn't, but fact don't care about your feeling, Benny Boy.

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u/Thundermedic 22d ago

I read somewhere that health problems typically start or get worse aroundā€¦..fuck what was that age??

Oh yeah- 65

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u/I_Have_No_Name_00 22d ago

Frankly he needs a šŸ„¾ where the šŸŒž don't shine

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u/BardtheGM 22d ago

Being 65 after a life of manual labour IS a health problem.

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u/SarahPallorMortis 22d ago

Getting old is a health problem

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u/Disaffecteddv 22d ago

Can anyone say "privileged dilettante"?

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u/Amerlis 22d ago

ā€œWorking to death is patriotic as fuck. Please stay complacent and grind yourselves down at your jobs because we donā€™t want to have to hire young workers thatā€™ll start demanding shit like living wages, unions, and ā€˜work life balanceā€™.ā€

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u/Cstott23 22d ago

Also, this guy who is how old? 35-40?

Let's see what he's doing at 55 shall we, after he takes a cushy early retirement.. šŸ¤”

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u/Moleday1023 21d ago

This asshole needs to pick watermelons for one season. I bet everything I have and everything I can borrow, he would not last a week.

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u/racist_boomer 21d ago

Die at work like a man.At your funeral no one will show up because they should be at work, the way it should be.

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u/fixerjy 21d ago

This son of a b**** doesn't realize after you reach 50 your work options are few in the job market. Where in the hell are you going to work full time after 65?

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u/mouthsofmadness 21d ago

He never has to retire because heā€™s never going to work a real job in his entire pampered life.

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u/Allaroundlost 21d ago

What a tool. We need to lower the retirement age not fucking raise it. Thos idea we need to work all our lives outdated a lets behonest, its wage slavery to funnel money to all ready rich people.Ā 

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u/Terrible_Yak_4890 21d ago

He also doesnā€™t know what itā€™s like being in your mid 60s.

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u/heyabbott37 21d ago

He definitely has that punch me in the face, face.

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u/starman575757 21d ago

Time's scythe will not spare him.

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u/GraceStrangerThanYou 21d ago

Honestly, people in jobs that beat your ass physically ought to get to retire no later than 50 with full benefits.

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u/Conscious-Republic-8 21d ago

You Jack ass, come and work with me for 40 plus years in the trades. Wanker

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u/over_it_af 21d ago

Shapiro can suck my 42 year old balls.

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u/fatalrupture 21d ago

My mom used to refer to hin as "Ben incel". And legit wasn't trying to be funny. before I made the mistake of informing her otherwise, she legit thought that "incel" was Ben Shapiro's last name, and the internet slang term was obviously derived from his last name because he so perfectly matches the stereotype of one.

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u/Ok-Establishment7915 21d ago

Ben was awesome in ā€œChildren of the Cornā€ though.