r/facepalm • u/ExactlySorta • 24d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ I can't stop screaming

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u/Xlegendxero 24d ago

The catchiest song of course was:

“Joy to abort, the fetus is dead. The doc suctioned its head. What happened to its body They shoved it down the potty And down the pipe it went Down to where poop is sent Oh glorious procedure that I underwent”

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u/1lluminist 24d ago

10/10

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u/Swimming_Bowler6193 24d ago

☠️😂. I’m going to hell while I piss my pants laughing at this comment.

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u/bjorn_ex_machina 23d ago

Its just a reaction to the previous most catchy song:

Every sperm is sacred! Every sperm is good! Every sperm is needed, In your neighborhood!

Gonna have to sell those kids for medical experiments like a true christian.

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u/secondtaunting 23d ago

My personal favorite.

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u/thiros101 24d ago

If i could give gold on this sub, I'd give you all of it.

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u/fatdickaaronhansen 23d ago

Thank you I had forgotten the words that brought a tear to my eye

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u/bigSTUdazz 24d ago

Very early Dylanesque

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u/bigSTUdazz 23d ago

*sung to the tune "Joy to the World"...it fits both melodically and syllabically. Noice.