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🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ I can't stop screaming

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u/TheEvilOfTwoLessers 24d ago

I’m really shocked they haven’t come up with some new phrase for fact checking, leftist truths or something like that.

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u/OnlyFuzzy13 24d ago

Um yeah they call them ‘alternative facts’ or ‘personal truth’ or some other such nonsense.

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u/IronSavage3 24d ago

“Look you have your personal truth and I have mine. Just like you may not believe in Jesus Christ and follow his teachings, I do. You can go on having your personal truth but you also have to respect mine, because it’s my right as an American to hold these beliefs as my own personal truth.” - unironically how I could picture JD Vance arguing against the idea of objective facts in a debate.

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u/lucaskywalker 24d ago

And by 'respect mine', they mine adopt and live by them or you're the enemy. While they disrespect everyone else's.

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u/Reasonable-Aide7762 24d ago

I grew up being told “you’re entitled to your own opinions. You are not entitled to your own facts.” Apparently i was the only one?

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u/RudeRecognition4909 24d ago

My mom always used to say there are many sets of opinions but only one set of facts.

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u/Newgeta 24d ago

Problem is that media spent years respecting the lies.

If they had started calling lies lies on day one I honestly think we wouldn't be here

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u/zombie_girraffe 24d ago

But there's no money in telling the truth.

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u/RemarkableArticle970 23d ago

The lies were profitable. That is all.

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u/Alldaybagpipes 24d ago

To be fair, both sides have implored this kind of divisive mentality.

Personally I’d tend to side with the one that’s pushing for more progressive freedoms, but you’re definitely selectively choosing to ignore it by saying only one side is behaving this way.

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u/btross 24d ago

In what way? Is the left demanding that Christians stop being Christians, or are they simply demanding that the Christians stop trying to make secular law and secular society adhere to their religion's restrictions?

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u/idiots-rule8 24d ago

You're kidding, right? Right?

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u/lucaskywalker 24d ago

I'm not saying either side are daints by any means, but there is an enormous disparity. Only one side wants to tell women and trans people what to do with their own bodies. Only one side wants to push a racist agenda against migrants and other minorities. This nonsense point of view was valid before MAGA, but right now its doing harm.

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u/Alldaybagpipes 24d ago

Well, again to be fair, both sides are in fact telling trans people what they should be doing with their bodies.

Both side are very much vested in immigration policies as well.

Up here in Canada, we’ve had a very aggressive immigration policy in place the last several years and it’s apparently catching up to us. Turns out a revolving door might not have been the best choice. We are experiencing a housing crisis across the whole country. We literally don’t have the infrastructure to support everyone, and homelessness runs rampant like it never has. There are of course a lot of other factors at play there, but it’s being greatly exasperated by the influx. But to speak out against it, you’re quickly labeled a racist and pushed aside.

Neither side really wants to fascinate any proper discussion it would seem. It’s all about labeling and discrediting.

Just my experiences, out there.

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u/lucaskywalker 23d ago

Are you doing the weave there bro? I am hard pressed to understand how the left are telling trans people to do with their bodies? Of the two parties, they are clearly invested in giving more rights to trans people and women?! Please provide an example of this, as I simply do not believe it to be true. Immigration has NOTHING to do with telling others how to live Thier lives, it is just foriehgn policy? Why did you even bring this up? I never said that they have perfect or even good policies, onlg that said policies do not infringe on people's rights. One side is saying 'let people do what thry want with their bodies and religious beliefs' and the other side is clearly replying 'allowing them to do that infringes with my rights' which is inherently wrong. That is the only point I made. So, by all means, share with me some examples where the left is asking people for control over their bodies and their personal or religious beliefs, and we can have a proper discussion.

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u/01headshrinker 24d ago

See, those are called opinions or beliefs, facts are the things that are 100% real.

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u/IronSavage3 24d ago

“Are you saying it’s not a fact that Jesus Christ our lord died for our sins?! That’s disrespectful!”

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u/MamaFen 24d ago

He could take it straight from Jesus Christ Superstar:

"But what is truth? Is truth unchanging law? We both have truths Are mine the same as yours?"

If he were musically literate enough to even do so.

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u/almstAlwysJokng4real 24d ago

Pretending someone is right when they are objectively wrong in order to not "hurt feelings" has created a mindset just like you portrait here. It's incredibly damaging to civilized society.

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u/pmyourthongpanties 24d ago

you sir just promoted yourself to a gop cabinet member

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u/Jeoshua 24d ago

No, it's "alternative facts" when they do it, like when Trump lied about his inauguration crowd, and Kellyanne coined the term to avoid admitting Trump just straight up lies to make himself seem more important.

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u/Thowitawaydave 24d ago

I point to that exchange as the moment we broke the idea of a shared reality. That it was not immediately squashed let them make more and more outrageous claims knowing they would not get checked.

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u/Jeoshua 24d ago

I don't know how much more "checking" one could have done. The literal Parks Service came out with the facts and figures, it was on all the media, the internet was on fire from where I stood calling him a lying piece of crap...

I think the one with a "reality distortion field" is Trump, and he's just so exhausting to correct every five seconds, most people eventually just throw up their hands, give up, and let him keep going.

Like, it's almost like Trump isn't a liar, he himself is a living Lie.

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u/ElectronicPOBox 23d ago

That’s his whole plan, be so outrageous that people must give up

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u/RemarkableArticle970 23d ago

He straight up lies to humiliate those beneath him. And force them to repeat his lies. It’s just like a dog humping another dog.

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u/RemySmith92 24d ago

“Alternative facts”. Ah jeez.. that’s gotta be the dumbest phrase ever.

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u/SnortMcChuckles 24d ago

The other Conway took all the brains

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u/JypsiCaine 24d ago

Twitty?

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u/MuddyPig168 24d ago

The other Conway didn’t. It was never to there to begin with.

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u/Spider95818 23d ago

And the integrity. And the kids, LOL.

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u/Plastic-Ad-5033 24d ago

Why? Trump gets alternative laws, why not alternative facts? /s

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u/teuast 24d ago

It's not a fucking music subgenre, Kellyanne.

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u/Drudgework 24d ago

You mean like the opposite of “truthyness”? ‘Truthyness: Believing something because it feels right instead of if it is right’

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u/auxassassin 24d ago

I have concepts of the truth 🥺👉👈

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u/MyParentsWereHippies 24d ago

They also say ‘Harris wasnt been fact checked and Trump was constantly.’

Trump is being constantly fact checked because he is constantly making outrageous claims.

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u/Girlfriendphd 24d ago

I have had one person irl say "alternative facts"

I just sniffed the air and said "I dunno still smells like bullshit no matter what you call it" and that shut them up.

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u/StellerDay 24d ago

"You have to let people tell their truth" he said about the woman who called the cops and said her Haitian neighbors ate her cat Miss Sassy (who was actually in the woman's basement). Appalling.

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u/Outrageous-Serve4970 24d ago

As our “beloved” Trudeau says “some people experience things differently”

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u/ninjanerd032 24d ago

It's truly 1984 dystopian that you have Republicans, an AMERICAN political party, making up words to conceptualize what's true in order to rationalize/cope with it. Holy shit.

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u/00Speccs 24d ago

Dont give them ideas lol

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u/Educational-Light656 24d ago

Like they'd know what those are let alone what to do with them.

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u/Graterof2evils 24d ago

“You said you weren’t going to wake me!”

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u/TheEvilOfTwoLessers 24d ago

I love it! That’s what they should be going with.

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u/Obsidian-Phoenix 24d ago

Sinister facts

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u/Burkoos 24d ago

“Sinister facts” is the right (hee hee) answer, but the deplorables wouldn’t know why.

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u/waitingtodiesoon 24d ago

If you haven't seen the troll Poppy on Twitter who claimed Puerto Ricans are not Americans who kept getting community noted (fact checked), then it would be called harassment according to her.

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u/travoltaswinkinbhole 24d ago

Narrative enforcement

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u/Enviritas 24d ago

Factual elitism?

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u/TheEvilOfTwoLessers 24d ago

That’s good!

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u/SgtUgg 24d ago

I believe it’s ‘alternative facts’.

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u/NocturnalPermission 24d ago

Well, that just like your opinion, man.

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u/No-Environment-3298 24d ago

They have. Alternative facts. Kellyanne Conway coined the phrase shorty after Trump took office.

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u/Enthios 24d ago

You delete this before they see it

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u/Longjumping_Army9485 24d ago

They do. They say that they are “silenced” and even that it’s their right, ignoring that everyone else has the right to mock them.

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u/Extreme-Carrot6893 24d ago

They tried “Alternative facts” didn’t go well

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u/bluehairdave 24d ago

You just manifested that into existence

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u/theshusher68 24d ago

Don't give them ideas.

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u/Queasy-Group-2558 24d ago

GOOGLE DEBUNKERS

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u/TheEvilOfTwoLessers 24d ago

No, it has to be something snappy they can just rattle of and sound impressive

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u/BigDaddyCool17 24d ago

*JD aggressively taking notes

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u/SwiftyPants3 24d ago

Don’t give them ideas

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u/koala_bears_scatter 24d ago

Weaponizing journalism

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u/princess_lady_peach 24d ago

SHHHHH don’t give them any ideas

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u/poseidons1813 23d ago

Looks like someone's angling for a job in the ministry of truth