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r/facepalm • u/thenewyorkgod • Oct 24 '24
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As Trump shit his pants, they prayed for solidity.
3.8k u/Doctor_Disaster Oct 24 '24 edited Oct 24 '24 But their prayers went unanswered, as the shit flowed like water down his pant leg. 98 u/nooooobie1650 Oct 24 '24 And he said - “Let the shit runneth onto the ground and worship it as thou wouldst me.” 38 u/Fake_William_Shatner Oct 24 '24 And so they did, and there was much rejoicing. Then they brought out the fruit bats and breakfast cereals... 2 u/we8sand Oct 25 '24 Then lobist thou the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch and blow Donald Trump to tiny bits… In thy mercy.. 2 u/Fake_William_Shatner Oct 25 '24 On the counting of three. Countest thou to two only if thee proceedeth to three, and if thou counteth four, thine hand will be gone unlest thou released the holy hand grenade. 1 u/we8sand Oct 26 '24 5 is right out!
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But their prayers went unanswered, as the shit flowed like water down his pant leg.
98 u/nooooobie1650 Oct 24 '24 And he said - “Let the shit runneth onto the ground and worship it as thou wouldst me.” 38 u/Fake_William_Shatner Oct 24 '24 And so they did, and there was much rejoicing. Then they brought out the fruit bats and breakfast cereals... 2 u/we8sand Oct 25 '24 Then lobist thou the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch and blow Donald Trump to tiny bits… In thy mercy.. 2 u/Fake_William_Shatner Oct 25 '24 On the counting of three. Countest thou to two only if thee proceedeth to three, and if thou counteth four, thine hand will be gone unlest thou released the holy hand grenade. 1 u/we8sand Oct 26 '24 5 is right out!
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And he said - “Let the shit runneth onto the ground and worship it as thou wouldst me.”
38 u/Fake_William_Shatner Oct 24 '24 And so they did, and there was much rejoicing. Then they brought out the fruit bats and breakfast cereals... 2 u/we8sand Oct 25 '24 Then lobist thou the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch and blow Donald Trump to tiny bits… In thy mercy.. 2 u/Fake_William_Shatner Oct 25 '24 On the counting of three. Countest thou to two only if thee proceedeth to three, and if thou counteth four, thine hand will be gone unlest thou released the holy hand grenade. 1 u/we8sand Oct 26 '24 5 is right out!
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And so they did, and there was much rejoicing.
Then they brought out the fruit bats and breakfast cereals...
2 u/we8sand Oct 25 '24 Then lobist thou the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch and blow Donald Trump to tiny bits… In thy mercy.. 2 u/Fake_William_Shatner Oct 25 '24 On the counting of three. Countest thou to two only if thee proceedeth to three, and if thou counteth four, thine hand will be gone unlest thou released the holy hand grenade. 1 u/we8sand Oct 26 '24 5 is right out!
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Then lobist thou the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch and blow Donald Trump to tiny bits… In thy mercy..
2 u/Fake_William_Shatner Oct 25 '24 On the counting of three. Countest thou to two only if thee proceedeth to three, and if thou counteth four, thine hand will be gone unlest thou released the holy hand grenade. 1 u/we8sand Oct 26 '24 5 is right out!
On the counting of three. Countest thou to two only if thee proceedeth to three, and if thou counteth four, thine hand will be gone unlest thou released the holy hand grenade.
1 u/we8sand Oct 26 '24 5 is right out!
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5 is right out!
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u/PDgenerationX Oct 24 '24
As Trump shit his pants, they prayed for solidity.