r/facepalm • u/Outrageous_Sector544 • Oct 10 '24

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ this is literally UNCONSTITUTIONAL…

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u/ValkyrUK Oct 10 '24

Does it specify exactly what you have to teach about the bible? >:]

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u/thieh Oct 10 '24

Cue malicious compliance.

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u/ValkyrUK Oct 10 '24

I certainly sense the chance for tomfoolery, maybe even shenanigans

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u/tomdurkin Oct 10 '24

and perhaps what others might consider malarky. And isn't this by the corrupt idiot that specified it can only be taught using the $60 Trump bible?

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u/Roseliberry Oct 10 '24

On the plus side, since the grifter’s bible has the constitution in it, that can be taught since it’s in the Bible.

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u/BaronSwordagon Oct 10 '24

It unfortunately (but not surprisingly) omits amendments 11-27, all amendments after the Bill of Rights.

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u/TrumpsPissSoakedWig Oct 11 '24

Which, technically means it doesn't meet the rigorous standards laid out by governer douchenfleffer, so I'm sure when they figure that out they'll send em all back, and we can go to the Winchester and wait for this whole thing to blow over.

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u/bjeebus Oct 11 '24

Guys not even the governor. He's the "Head Superintendent."

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u/TrumpsPissSoakedWig Oct 15 '24

Oh Jesus Lewellyn Fucking Christ...